What's the worst movie you have ever seen?

[kaze950]

Those are some dumb ass black people, then.

Well, they pretty much like all of those "black movie comedies" (Comedies with an essentially all black cast, and I can only assume are targeted towards the average black man). Pretty much anything made by Tyler Parry, and movies like 'The Cookout'.

 

[serrated_colon]

awake.
and anything with hayden christensen in it

 

[Boxboy]

Catwoman - I bought this just for the Halle Berry love fest and have seen it once. Now it sits somewhere in my closet collecting dust. I want my money back.

Brazil - I watched this thing twice and I still have no idea what's happening.

Galaxy Fraulein Yuna - My introduction to anime. I hate the guy that lent this to me, and I wish I could go back in time and prevent my ears and eyes from being raped by this horrible piece of junk. When I got to the 'bondage' scene, I cried white hot tears like bullets. :dead:

Galaxy Fraulein Yuna II - Having failed to learn my lesson the first time, I figured that the second couldn't possibly be that bad... It was awful. It would have been less painful to gouge out my eyes.  :crazy:

 

[Tindy]

Sideways. Blech.

 

[Tachiba]

Most of the black people I know like that movie >_>

Those are some dumb ass black people, then.

Well, 'scuse me me four bein A Dum-ass Blak persin.

 

[dupont7]

Borat

 

[Doctor]

I'm very hard to disappoint movie-wise, I like a lot of different genres and don't get bored easily. However, Beowulf was the first movie where I actually wished for the movie to end so I could just get out of there.

Completely boring.

 

[Cruelty]

Those are some dumb ass black people, then.

Well, they pretty much like all of those "black movie comedies" (Comedies with an essentially all black cast, and I can only assume are targeted towards the average black man). Pretty much anything made by Tyler Parry, and movies like 'The Cookout'.

the hate that i have for tyler perry is indescribable. unfunny LOLBLACKCOMEDY faggot who gets all of his jokes from popsicle sticks.

 

[moog]

Those are some dumb ass black people, then.

Well, they pretty much like all of those "black movie comedies" (Comedies with an essentially all black cast, and I can only assume are targeted towards the average black man). Pretty much anything made by Tyler Parry, and movies like 'The Cookout'.

the hate that i have for tyler perry is indescribable. unfunny LOLBLACKCOMEDY faggot who gets all of his jokes from popsicle sticks.

There was one that was pretty good and I think because of that Tyler Perry thought he was funny; he isnt.

 

[tofurkey]

I actually didn't mind You Got Served because the choreography was amazing. Torque was god awful though, probably the worst move I've ever seen. Jumper came pretty close to dethroning it.

 

[moog]

Torque was god awful though, probably the worst move I've ever seen. Jumper came pretty close to dethroning it.

Dude you just beat me to it fuck you! (jk)

Torque came on tv last night and i think it is one of the worst pieces of shit ever made. Within the first 10 minutes you have black stereotypes, horrendous cliches and shit-tastic dialog.

Jumper wasnt nearly as close to beating Torque but ill agree it was pretty shit.

 

[Cruelty]

jumper didn't look like it was gonne be too bad. but then again, movie trailers are often better than movies as far as hollywood is concerned. :\

 

[Samhatake]

Worst movies I saw (or heard of)
High School Musical, 1 2 and 3.
Personally, Disney is filled with crap which is why I rather watch the Dog Whisperer
And the Warcraft movie coming out looks like its going to suck...very bad.
Plus, Movies are no longer scary! its just gore gore and more gore

 

[skirtboy]

I'd forgotten about a truly horrible movie. Alexander. I threw the disc onto the steps of the video store and drove off. It joined three other copies.

 

[Fayte]

I was just about to make a thread about this because I just got finished from watching the worst movie I have ever seen in my life -- I am Omega. There isn't anything I can say to describe this movie except B.A.D

 

[moog]

Worst movies I saw (or heard of)
High School Musical, 1 2 and 3.
Personally, Disney is filled with crap which is why I rather watch the Dog Whisperer
And the Warcraft movie coming out looks like its going to suck...very bad.
Plus, Movies are no longer scary! its just gore gore and more gore

lol warcraft movie

yeah honestly most of disneys live shit is terrible and they need to stick with animation

 

[Cruelty]

lol there already is a warcraft movie. theres several of them.

 

[Samhatake]

lol there already is a warcraft movie. theres several of them.

No, I actually heard this Warcraft Movie was coming out in 2009 was coming out...its looks like its going to suck because it isn't CGI. There'll just be a bunch of people in the movie there known as lv80 elite noobinators.
I rather just see my brothjer get beat up by my puppy  :dead:

 

[moog]

lol there already is a warcraft movie. theres several of them.

no hes talking about the new one coming to theatres

 

[adelaidechoc]

Heheh, Dragon Ball the Movie, coming in (early) 2009.
No, don't search it on your favorite search engine. I did, and it stained my eyes so bad. I don't want you to feel the same.

Spoiler: But if you insist....

http://dbthemovie.com
{Warning: Direct attack to your eyes!}hxxp://images.countingdown.com/images/countdowns/movies/30919/1011/3260132_main.jpg

But I'll wait for this movie... It'll be my ultimate laughstock for a looooong time.
Its a good thing they cancelled goku's gold hair transformation (when in super-saiyan mode) and emmy rossum's blue hair dye though.