What's the worst movie you have ever seen?
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KuraiYukita
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Lord of the Flies, Glasblåsarens Barn. My teacher has a BAD taste in movies....
rexxzecutioner
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All cinematic versions of Lord of the Flies are terrible.
Peppe Weapon
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The Mask 2 is the worst film I ever saw.
rexxzecutioner":wizkhadv said:
lol funny lol
Also, I think some people are missing the point of this thread. Its not to talk about a bad movie you just dont like, its the WORST movies. For example, someone put Batman Begins earlier and thats cool (if you really think its the worst) but if not then its just "Hay idt i like this."
Just a reminder!
rexxzecutioner
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Hard to quantify but from what I remember I would call it one of the worst I have personally seen.
I think most on here put movies they just hate, but I tend to think of bad movies as utter artistic failures like the ones on MST3K. Some of my favorite bad movies
Manos The Hands of Fate:
Vague Demonic cult of one man and slave wives served by a thrallish young man with oversized knees named, Torgo, terrorize and entrap a family who wander haplessly into their two room mansion. Everything about this piece is a disaster.
Highlight: Uncomfortable groping Torgo scenes.
Fire Maidens from Outer Space:
Five men travel to one of Jupiter's moons in a boiler room with a lever that does everything. They are attacked by kettle corn and then spend the rest of the movie wandering what appears to be Wisconsin and ascending and descending ladders of our boiler room space craft. All told the movie is forty five minutes of five guys in a boiler room fifteen minutes of choreographed dance by our Atlantian vixens, and thirty minutes of wandering Wisconsin with a few brief appearances of a man in a gorilla suit and green face paint.
Highlight: The end of this boring and senseless piece of trash.
The Final Sacrifice:
Evil ski mask donning cult lead by a man who vaguely resembles the villain from Highlander chases a preteen boy and a scruffy fat hick named Zap Rowsdower through what is likely some guy's farm in Canada. That's pretty much it.
Highlight: Rowsdower!
Manos The Hands of Fate:
Vague Demonic cult of one man and slave wives served by a thrallish young man with oversized knees named, Torgo, terrorize and entrap a family who wander haplessly into their two room mansion. Everything about this piece is a disaster.
Highlight: Uncomfortable groping Torgo scenes.
Fire Maidens from Outer Space:
Five men travel to one of Jupiter's moons in a boiler room with a lever that does everything. They are attacked by kettle corn and then spend the rest of the movie wandering what appears to be Wisconsin and ascending and descending ladders of our boiler room space craft. All told the movie is forty five minutes of five guys in a boiler room fifteen minutes of choreographed dance by our Atlantian vixens, and thirty minutes of wandering Wisconsin with a few brief appearances of a man in a gorilla suit and green face paint.
Highlight: The end of this boring and senseless piece of trash.
The Final Sacrifice:
Evil ski mask donning cult lead by a man who vaguely resembles the villain from Highlander chases a preteen boy and a scruffy fat hick named Zap Rowsdower through what is likely some guy's farm in Canada. That's pretty much it.
Highlight: Rowsdower!
Mr. Thunderpussy
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Lol, I love that part in Shaun of the dead "OYY, He's got an arm off!!" That just cracks me up man.
Anywho, anything that has Steven Seagal automatically sucks. Tenacious D really disappointed me, man. Flight of the Living Dead sucks shit. The spongebob squarepants movie was a letdown for me, Eragon sucks my big hairy balls, and last, but I think no least, War with Jason Statham and Jet li. It had two of the awesomest martial-artists Hollywood had to offer, and they fought for three minutes. The other two hours, they were running away from each other, into each other, or killing your generic variety villain. Completely unforgivable.
Anywho, anything that has Steven Seagal automatically sucks. Tenacious D really disappointed me, man. Flight of the Living Dead sucks shit. The spongebob squarepants movie was a letdown for me, Eragon sucks my big hairy balls, and last, but I think no least, War with Jason Statham and Jet li. It had two of the awesomest martial-artists Hollywood had to offer, and they fought for three minutes. The other two hours, they were running away from each other, into each other, or killing your generic variety villain. Completely unforgivable.