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i hate every movie with tom cruise in it. and spiderman 3
What's the worst movie you have ever seen?
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Despain":1y5jzgnl said:
I actually didnt think it was bad. It has a good cult following and the ideas are pretty cool. Harry Potter has popularity out of the ass, but I fail to see why its so wonderful, its not masterfully written or whatnot. I guess its cause no one up until then had thought of "Boy goes to wizard school what could possibly go wrong" idea.
4StarGeneral
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I'm not a huge movie buff or anything, but I know CRAP when I see CRAP.
Top 5 Hugest Pieces Of Crap
1. Meet The Spartans - 50% of the movie was them walking around...and the rest...breakdancing?
2. Super Mario Bros - Giant Mini-Headed People are Goombas?
3. Eragon - Just plain disappointing...dragon grows up in 5 seconds? Hell no!
4. Steel Magnolias - I second Venetia's "2 Hours of sobbing women...wth?"
5. Batman Forever - Just why bother making this?
Top 5 Hugest Pieces Of Crap
1. Meet The Spartans - 50% of the movie was them walking around...and the rest...breakdancing?
2. Super Mario Bros - Giant Mini-Headed People are Goombas?
3. Eragon - Just plain disappointing...dragon grows up in 5 seconds? Hell no!
4. Steel Magnolias - I second Venetia's "2 Hours of sobbing women...wth?"
5. Batman Forever - Just why bother making this?
sharksweetheart
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The Grudge
!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD NO NAKED LITTLE BOYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD NO NAKED LITTLE BOYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh, the Grudge was just plain stupid.
Also I notice that movies lately just lack effort. I literally turned on my tv to see commercials for movies entitled "Prom night", and "The Ruins" and "21". I cannot believe people are so slack that they lack a total sense of creativity. Its pretty sad.
Also, since im on the rant about movies with blatant names, Jumper was terrible. If you havent seen it yet, DONT. I could get into why it was so bad, but the movie is fucking called JUMPER-thats self explainitory. =|
Also I notice that movies lately just lack effort. I literally turned on my tv to see commercials for movies entitled "Prom night", and "The Ruins" and "21". I cannot believe people are so slack that they lack a total sense of creativity. Its pretty sad.
Also, since im on the rant about movies with blatant names, Jumper was terrible. If you havent seen it yet, DONT. I could get into why it was so bad, but the movie is fucking called JUMPER-thats self explainitory. =|
sharksweetheart
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Jumper could have been so good, too; that's pretty much my childhood fantasy.
And my adulthood fantasy.
And my adulthood fantasy.
jbrist":tzg9fqqx said:
It was pretty good, it made up for that shitty Crank shit he made (I think thats what it was called.)
But Jumper was bad, man. It had everything you dont want in a film:
-A 2 minute description of the plot
-Random character introductions
-Cliche script
-Samuel L. Jackson in ANOTHER random role (seriously, Laurence Fishburne would have been so much better)
-Hayden Christensen
Edit: It wasnt as stupid as, oh say, the part in I Am Legend when
The two immigrants who save Will Smith's character talk about how they have come to find a cure and shit, but they came in a Hummer, which was virtually impossible because the bridges were out. =\
TokyoKenshin":3mnqvwv3 said:
We don't know how many bridges were out, and besides, there were originally on a boat. They could have gotten the Hummer in the city. The big question is where did he get all the gas needed for his cars and generators?
Besides, that's one of those things where you're not supposed to question it.
Dudes crank was an awesome movie =D
I think the worst films I ever saw were
Daddy day camp - No comment...
House of the dead - Don't make me start
AVP 2 - The first 5 mins were awesome but after that I only had three words WHAT THE F**K
Batman Begins - I just hated it, like all the other batman movies
Superman Returns - WTF since when did superman have a son
Hulk - The only good part was the credits
High school musical 1&2 - Please whoever watches this crap should be shot
I think the worst films I ever saw were
Daddy day camp - No comment...
House of the dead - Don't make me start
AVP 2 - The first 5 mins were awesome but after that I only had three words WHAT THE F**K
Batman Begins - I just hated it, like all the other batman movies
Superman Returns - WTF since when did superman have a son
Hulk - The only good part was the credits
High school musical 1&2 - Please whoever watches this crap should be shot
syphonmax":10xkmnma said:
I've got to agree with syphonmax as well, I actually thought crank was a good movie, the only thing I hated was that god damn annoying ringtone that sounded like his phone was dying, after the movie came out, like 75% of people at school had it, it was SO fucking annoying !
You know what I think sucks though ? Hitman, for one simple reason, Jason Statham would have played the part 100 x better than that fag whoever played him, never heard of him, AND he looked gay in my opinion !
Another sheddywok movie, that Michael Jackson one, how FUCKING queer was that, he transforms into a car, but not any car, a FLYING car ! WOO !
I have to add .. a way to survive High school musical movies (my sister watches 'em a lot :'()
Focus on (eugghhh) .. Vanessa Ann Hudgens :p lol she's to be seen .
But okay also I agree on the hulk.. ssoooooooooo .
top worsed Movies ever .
1) House of the dead : Ow my FREAKING god the movie is so bad I wanted to pull out my eyes and burn them in Acid or something els
as long if i didnt had to watch it ... how I survived that piece of crap i stil don't know (O.o)'
2) Star Wars 2 : Hayden please learn acting (thats only possitive thing i have to say about it .)
3) Final Fantsay : the spirit within : YEAH cool final fantasy movie.. YEAH RIGHT ! its no wonder Square made a milion los on that ..
4) Shawn of the dead : Good comidy ?? (-.-) takes knife , crawls in pc and kills them himself to let the movie end ...
5) RE3 : OFG there raping resident evil .. shut up let them finish the movie .. WE need super-duper-woot-wooter-woots
power for alice .. Top on we need her 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times , one word : JUNK!
wel say enough i hope .. ad some to my list (those i forgot) ..
Focus on (eugghhh) .. Vanessa Ann Hudgens :p lol she's to be seen .
But okay also I agree on the hulk.. ssoooooooooo .
top worsed Movies ever .
1) House of the dead : Ow my FREAKING god the movie is so bad I wanted to pull out my eyes and burn them in Acid or something els
as long if i didnt had to watch it ... how I survived that piece of crap i stil don't know (O.o)'
2) Star Wars 2 : Hayden please learn acting (thats only possitive thing i have to say about it .)
3) Final Fantsay : the spirit within : YEAH cool final fantasy movie.. YEAH RIGHT ! its no wonder Square made a milion los on that ..
4) Shawn of the dead : Good comidy ?? (-.-) takes knife , crawls in pc and kills them himself to let the movie end ...
5) RE3 : OFG there raping resident evil .. shut up let them finish the movie .. WE need super-duper-woot-wooter-woots
power for alice .. Top on we need her 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times , one word : JUNK!
wel say enough i hope .. ad some to my list (those i forgot) ..
Sorry , I didn't payed so much on my spelling this time .. sorry for that .
Mostly comes out on the same points : The movie's really blew . i'de rather pull out my eyes and throw them away r-then watching the movie .
or in Shauwn of the deads case .. end the movie myself by killing those peopple .
Mostly comes out on the same points : The movie's really blew . i'de rather pull out my eyes and throw them away r-then watching the movie .
or in Shauwn of the deads case .. end the movie myself by killing those peopple .