What's the worst movie you have ever seen?

[Justice]

I hate Jonny Vegas, he's like cancer in human form.

I saw Mr Brooks yesterday. That was pretty wank.

 

[Sailerius]

You Got Served.

Nothing more needs be said.

 

[arcthemonkey]

Black Christmas.

I watched it because I have a creepy obsession with Lacey Chabert, and not only does she die halfway through, but that movie was 100% the worst movie I have ever seen. Worse than Spaceship.

I mean, the fact that is was set at christmas was entirely pointless. The fact that the villain was yellow and ate people's eyeballs? Pointless. The fact that his sister/daughter looks like a man and also eats eyeballs? Pointless. "She's my family now!" ? Pointless.

Holy frikkin cow.

 

[holloway]

I second Sex lives of the Potato Men. That movie is indescribably bad. I'm fairly sure it was nearly banned too.

 

[Despain]

Date Movie was pretty shit, have to agree. Epic Movie was worse imo.

I won't watch any of those movies after Date Movie, so I wouldn't know (well actually I WOULD KNOW since it's obvious that all of these movies suck).

Sex Lives of the Potato Men looks pretty cool.

 

[Venetia]

You have to give them props for the name. That's a sweet ass name.

You Got Served.

Sailerius wins

 

[kayin33]

I generally do a pretty good job of avoiding bad movies, but somehow my friends always manage to convince me to see superhero movies.

So Ghost Rider.

There was a point towards the end of that movie when a friend and I were just laughing out loud at how horrible every single line was.  Tears started coming out of my eyes.  I had to laugh, it was the only way to cope.  Another friend I was seeing it with got really pissed at us for laughing during the "serious parts" or something like that.

The angry friend is now majoring in Directing.  I'd never tell him, but I'm afraid to see whatever he makes.

 

[moog]

I also want to take the time to point out:

DUM DUM DUM *insert drum roll*

iGood songs wasted in terrible movies!

Just came to me, I hate when this happens. I was listening to Kiss From a Rose on the radio today on my way to school and I realized how much I hated Batman Forever. Also, Helena is one of my favorite new songs (since I just got into Mcr) and it was wasted on House of (Fucking) Wax.

So if you got any of those throw em out too if you want.

 

[Dopples]

I can name quite a few. Meet the Spartans, Resident Evil:Apocalypse, anything with Will Ferrel besides The Ladies Man and Dodgeball, Eragon (I didn't even read the books, and I still thought it was shitty), Epic Movie...the list goes on.

 

[moog]

I can name quite a few. Meet the Spartans, Resident Evil:Apocalypse, anything with Will Ferrel besides The Ladies Man and Dodgeball, Eragon (I didn't even read the books, and I still thought it was shitty), Epic Movie...the list goes on.

Aw man, Eragon was so fucking terrible. I wanted to punch my best friend in the face for dragging me there. Here I am, 17 at the time with 3 other dudes watching Eragon (we were the only ones there) and whats worse is we were heckling the movie the whole time with no one else there. Bottom line: Man it sucked.

 

[khmp]

Game/Comic Movies:
All of them

Will Ferrel:
Elf
Kicking and Screaming
Blades of Glory
Bewitched

The worst film of all time *drumroll*
Battlefield Earth - Forest Whitaker, John Travolta, Barry Pepper

 

[moog]

Game/Comic Movies:
All of them

Will Ferrel:
Elf
Kicking and Screaming
Blades of Glory
Bewitched

The worst film of all time *drumroll*
Battlefield Earth - Forest Whitaker, John Travolta, Barry Pepper

Hey, Sin City and Hell Boy were awesome! So was the first Mortal Kombat. I think those are the only game/comic movies that win, but someone correct me if Im wrong.

 

[holloway]

Batman Returns? The original Spiderman?

 

[moog]

Batman Returns? The original Spiderman?

*slaps self*

You win, lol. Lemme be more specific, I meant non-mainstream ones.

 

[Dopples]

Game/Comic Movies:
All of them

Will Ferrel:
Elf
Kicking and Screaming
Blades of Glory
Bewitched

The worst film of all time *drumroll*
Battlefield Earth - Forest Whitaker, John Travolta, Barry Pepper

Hey, Sin City and Hell Boy were awesome! So was the first Mortal Kombat. I think those are the only game/comic movies that win, but someone correct me if Im wrong.

Tomb Raider 1...though it was a tad cheesy, it gave Lara a much needed change in her style.

 

[candle]

You know, they literally cut out two thirds of the book for Eragon.  They also completely rearranged everything they kept.  I was very disappointed by that movie because I like the books.  They could have done a much better job (look at LotR and Harry Potter for comparison).

 

[moog]

You know, they literally cut out two thirds of the book for Eragon.  They also completely rearranged everything they kept.  I was very disappointed by that movie because I like the books.  They could have done a much better job (look at LotR and Harry Potter for comparison).

I agree. I enjoyed the books, so much that I knew going into the movie it would be a colossial failure. Directors need to give more effort into book/game based movies.

 

[candle]

It wasn't really the director's fault, more like the screenwriter's.  It was a mistake not to need approval from Paolini (or if they got approval of the script, then Poalini was an idiot for letting them trash his story.)

 

[Despain]

Um...Paolini's a shitty writer anyway and the books sucked to begin with.

 

[hungery12]

The worst movie I have ever seen would have to be, "The Lost Boys"
I'm not just talking about the visuals.
The whole thing is just, terrible