What's the worst movie you have ever seen?

[moog]

Disclaimer: Im not sure if one of these topics has been made already, and if so, one of the mods can lock it, sorry!

I really am interested in what the community thinks of as the worst movie ever. Imo, there are a few that really stick out.

I was going to tie the worst films Ive seen with Street Fighter (The Van Damme one) and House of Wax. Where I do realize these are both not the WORST films ever, they both stick out for being so awful. Street Fighter was just awful with its poorly casted roles, terrible writing and just horrible storyline. It really wasnt close to the game story, and I wont get into it because most of you have seen it already (or heard of it).

I also think House of Wax is terrible. This wasnt in the top 5, but I woke up this morning and it was on. I watched it all the way through, and it is without a doubt the worst horror film I have ever sat through. I dont watch many, but this was pretty bad. The only redeeming part was

Spoiler

Paris Hilton getting speared in the head, I laughed alot.

So what is the worst movie YOU guys have ever seen? Even if you dont think its the worst, what is a terrible film that just stands out?

 

[busbuzz]

200 cigarrets worst movie ever

 

[Phoenix]

Gigli
/threadover

 

[candle]

Crank and Borat.  I couldn't watch more than five or ten minutes of either.

 

[moog]

I honestly didnt like Borat either. I dunno what all the hype was about it, but it was really stupid and fucking retarded. I left the theater about 20 minutes in and was angry that I wasted $7 bucks on it.

 

[Venetia]

Whaat?? Crash and Borat were awesome.

I thought Urban Legend was probably one of the worst Teen Slashers of all time.

We're talking about major movies, right? Not 'B' movies? Because pretty much any of the movies on the SciFi channel could trump the 'A' list bad movies in awfulness.

I mean, there was one about a radioactive alligator ...

 

[moog]

Oh my gosh, actually after HoW went off fucking Urban Legend came on, and the intro to the movie was absolutely terrible.

Scifi movies count I guess, but they are so bad its not really worth mentioning them.

And Crash was brilliant. I loved every minute of it, it was one of those movies that just speaks to you on so many levels (especially where I reside).

The Super Mario Bros movie was also terrible. Even Bob Hoskins thinks so.

 

[Clizzz]

Ha Ha ha, Venetia, you're so right. Sci-fi shows some of the worst Independently made Horror and suspense movies ever assembled on the planet.

I'd say the worst movie I've ever seen was 007: Casino Royale. I'm sorry, but the new James Bond just doesn't deliver like Pierce Brosnan did  . He lacks the dashing good looks and the overall chilling smootheness of the other 007. I'm sure that as the movie aired, Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Timothy Dalton all wept.
And now I hear their a new one coming out in the Fall  :dead:.

XD, Tokyo, is that quote in your sig, from a poster named "Drewdog"? If, so, I warned him to plan out his project instead of throwing it up ... I can only imagine what happened to the topic ...

 

[Venetia]

I was skeptical of the new Bond since he doesn't have the debonaire thing going for him, but after seeing the movie I liked it much better than the ones Pierce did. They tried to get back to the quiet, dignified Bond of Connery's days, and I think he pulled it off, maybe with less panache and more masculinity.

Oh has anyone seen Big Momma's House 2 or Soul Plane? How are these not mentioned here?? Jebus I lost 4 hours of my life to those movies and I'll never get them back D:

 

[moog]

Oh has anyone seen Big Momma's House 2 or Soul Plane? How are these not mentioned here?? Jebus I lost 4 hours of my life to those movies and I'll never get them back D:

OMG, I FUCKING HATED SOUL PLANE. I actually sat through that shit, and I want my 2 hours back. Oh man, it was so terrible. My relatives are all black and they were watching that and I had to also. I wanted to strangle them.

XD, Tokyo, is that quote in your sig, from a poster named "Drewdog"? If, so, I warned him to plan out his project instead of throwing it up ... I can only imagine what happened to the topic ...

Haha, funny story I was going through all the shitty topics and I found that one, and was like "This is going in my sig." I lauighed for about 15 minutes at that story.

PS. Norbit was terrible.

 

[Despain]

Date Movie.

 

[moog]

Date Movie was pretty shit, have to agree. Epic Movie was worse imo.

 

[candle]

Whaat?? Crash and Borat were awesome.

I thought Urban Legend was probably one of the worst Teen Slashers of all time.

We're talking about major movies, right? Not 'B' movies? Because pretty much any of the movies on the SciFi channel could trump the 'A' list bad movies in awfulness.

I mean, there was one about a radioactive alligator ...

Sorry, I meant Crank.  I was still half asleep.  Crash was an excellent movie.

 

[mawk]

Deep Blue Sea

The whole thing is full of fail. I don't even want to describe it here...

But let me just say this:

Why do you have a non-reinforced pane of glass as a major wall in an underwater laboratory filled with superintelligent sharks? That's a bit of ingenuity that screwed them all.

 

[Venetia]

XD

Oh yeah NORBIT omg omg that was just ... o_o;; wow.

Thankfully I never was dragged to see Date/Epic Movie. Also I will never see Superhero Movie or any of those other god awful POS's.

Deep Blue Sea was a joke ... It had to be.

Oh, and Invisible Man with Kevin Bacon was TRIPE, especially the end. I thought he was just a normal guy that turns invisible? How is it that in the last 10 minutes he can suddenly jump 2 stories and survive explosions?

Let's see ... Oh, Steel Magnolias. Why is that regarded so highly? It was 2 hours of women crying. ughghghghgh, movies like that give chicks a bad name.

 

[Clizzz]

XD, Deep Blue Sea, was an epic fail too. I can't understand why the glass thing would have been there either, Miek. But hey, who wouldn't pay to see Samuel L. Jackson get eaten?

Anybody ever heard of Deep Rising?

 

[busbuzz]

agree with venetia with the james bond thingie... im a fan of james bond and i was skeptical to the new casino royale but when i saw the movie i liked it more than the other movies, specially pierce brosnan. What they did is just stay with the books' personality and that was cool, bond was suposed to be even more cold blooded.

ace ventura 2 i fell asleep

 

[$t3v0]

The Return was pretty awful. But I'm going to have to keep it British and say Sex lives of the potato men.
That film reeked of shit. It contained this man having sex:
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o185 ... _Vegas.jpg[/img].

 

[Jason]

Stevo you disgusting bastard ! Put that in a spoiler !, Haha :thumb:

The worst movie I've seen has got to be The Grinch... That film has GOT to have embarassed Jim Carey, I bet he cried when he was off set.

The whole concept of Who's was freaky, YAY FOR FREAKY NOSES.

I don't know what it was about that movie, but it just sucked donkey balls, I hated every second of it...

 

[moog]

The Return was pretty awful. But I'm going to have to keep it British and say Sex lives of the potato men.
That film reeked of shit. It contained this man having sex:
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o185 ... _Vegas.jpg[/img].

Sexy