What is your pet peeve?

[Venetia]

My pet peeve? Pissy people who say I'm pissing them off for my being pissed off without alleviating the pissingness myself. Piss piss piss

 

[moog]

My pet peeve is people who condescend (or try to) and it annoys me to no end. Especially when I was in high school in my AP classes...ergh.

Also, dumb girls. Not dumb intelligently, but dumb as in lack of common sense.

 

[e]

To retaliate:

My pet peeve? Pissy people who say I'm pissing them off for my being pissed for them being pissed off without alleviating the pissingness themselves. Piss piss piss.

 

[Venetia]

Touche.

En garde!

Mine is pissing off pissy people who piss and bitch about pissing while they piss off the pissers who say I'm pissing them off for my being pissed for them being pissed off without alleviating the pissingness themselves. Piss piss piss piss piss!

 

[CherryWolf]

Pet peeve: People that goes "Yes, No,Yes,No, Yes, no" When those people are people responsible for                                                                showing/Educating or something,

Example, My teacher, goes Yes no yes no, with on other Teacher.

Pet peeve: People that ALWAYS tries to be funny, I mean, okey 4 times a hour, thats like, the Line.
                But when they go, On and On and On..etc..

 

[united washcloth express]

American cheese. WTF America?! Who chose that type of cheese to be represented by America? I'm sure we could have chosen Cheddar or maybe even Swiss.

RFID/VeriChips. The concept is stupid.

 

[BellGoRiiing]

Touche.

En garde!

Mine is pissing off pissy people who piss and bitch about pissing while they piss off the pissers who say I'm pissing them off for my being pissed for them being pissed off without alleviating the pissingness themselves. Piss piss piss piss piss!

Duuuuuurrrrrrr........
*head sizzles*

 

[e]

Touche.

En garde!

Mine is pissing off pissy people who piss and bitch about pissing while they piss off the pissers who say I'm pissing them off for my being pissed for them being pissed off without alleviating the pissingness themselves. Piss piss piss piss piss!

I'm sorry, but your pet peeve is pissing off others? James Bond doesn't get it, once again. Yet, he is expected to die. What a shame.

Either way, let us analyze your run-on sentence. You start off by stating that your pet peeve is pissing off a kind of people.

Mine is pissing off [a kind of people].

Then, you proceed on defining that kind of people as people who, and I quote, pissy people who piss and bitch about pissing while they piss off another kind of people.

pissy people who piss and bitch about pissing while they piss off [another kind of people]

Notice how I did not do any of these actions, though it is irrelevant, I'll grant you that. Unfortunately, you then proceed on specifying that other kind of people, as people who are:

pissers who say I'm pissing them off for my being pissed [for some reason]

If we run back a few posts, it would appear that you are putting me in the "pissers" category as referenced by the above quote; in other words, the first part of your sentence doesn't seem to apply to me, and as such, it appears I do not piss you off. Very odd indeed, my (not-so-anymore)fair lady! If I recall, I'm the one who said you were pissing me off for my being pissed for you being pissed without alleviating the pissingness yourself, although I did indeed replace "you" by "them" because I did not want to explicitly target you.

Thus, your whole sentence is illogical and erroneous. Cannot compute indeed Bill; cannot compute indeed.

I would end with Q.E.D., except that it wouldn't be customary; instead, I shall end with the traditional:

Piss piss piss.

 

[Ellie]

Staffordshire Cheese.

I mean, come on. They campaign for ages to have a cheese named after them, like the other great Cheese counties of the UK. Cheddar, Wendsleydale, Red Leicester, etc.

And then they made it the worst taste available to man.

 

[e]

I believe shit still holds that fine place in the list of tastes available to man.

 

[Reives]

What about Buckley's? :p

 

[adelaidechoc]

Pet peeve? Those motor-rider who fuck off their motorbike with those annoying sirene (what do you call those sirene-like-things that generate gigantic 'Vroooom!!!!' sound?)

Turn it on, and vrooming around my neighborhood at 1 AM!

Gimme a BREAK! Gimme a nice, quiet sleeping time!

 

[BellGoRiiing]

Pet peeve? Those motor-rider who fuck off their motorbike with those annoying sirene (what do you call those sirene-like-things that generate gigantic 'Vroooom!!!!' sound?)

Turn it on, and vrooming around my neighborhood at 1 AM!

Gimme a BREAK! Gimme a nice, quiet sleeping time!

XD, I hate those as well. It happened to me a lot to me during midnight when I lived in the city. (I moved out in the middle of nowhere now)

 

[Grathea]

American cheese. WTF America?! Who chose that type of cheese to be represented by America? I'm sure we could have chosen Cheddar or maybe even Swiss.

RFID/VeriChips. The concept is stupid.

Well, Cheddar is from the Cheddar region of England(generally, unless it's Canadian Cheddar[best damn cheese in the world, especially Imperial cheddar]), and Swiss cheese is from Switzerland.

...And American 'cheese' is more properly referred to as plastic.

 

[Venetia]

I've always preferred California-made and Italian-made cheese more than any other (yes, I've had cheese from all over the world, I pretend to be a gourmand from time to time and visit foodie conventions and things). I think it's the Mediterranean-esque climate that turns a cheese just right. Not to say the other cheeses are bad, I just prefer the stuff from those regions. (Don't eat Chinese-produced cheese, though ... Those people need to stick to teriyaki and noodles, they just don't understand dairy stuff IMO :x)

[/off topic]

Another pet peeve: IDIOT MUTHAF'KIN DRIVERS.

TURN OFF YOUR SIGNAL, GRANDMA!!! Why do people ONLY drive either 10 above or 10 below the speed limit?! Why do people always decide to cut ME off? Why don't people in Florida understand what a merge lane is? Why does this state allow semi trucks to drive on any lane they want? Why do people talk on their fking cell phones in the car?! ALL CELL PHONES HAVE SPEAKER, DUMBSHIT! "Look at me! I like to drive in the rain and the dark without my headlights on! And I gots me a grey Geo Metro! I'll be fine! DURRR" etc etc etc

gayayayayayayayayayayayahhh

 

[Cruelty]

everyone who drives slower than me is an asshole
anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac

 

[Phoenix]

New peeve: V-Bombs.

They don't hurt but being peppered with V bombs is starting to get on my nerves.

 

[Venetia]

wtf does that mean

 

[Phoenix]

People shoot you with these tightly v-shaped rolled up pieces of paper using a rubber band like a slingshot.

 

[Ellie]

They are kinda annoying. Like spitballs. The worst though is the little butts you get out of roll-your-own cigarrettes. They shove them in pen tubes, and blow them at you. Doesn't hurt, but annoying.