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What is sexy to you?

gratheo":fhmmzqnp said:
zenrdy":fhmmzqnp said:
Brosek":fhmmzqnp said:
Are you ready for this..?

What is sexy to me is... vaginas. End.

Laugh Out Loud, arnt all straight men like that?

No. Not that I'd know personally, but I'm pretty sure the answer's no.

Totally true. I knew this guy once, and I asked him if vaginas were sexy. He said no. I asked him if he was straight, and he said yes. Then he asked me if I'd like to go get something to drink. Next day I woke up, and my car was gone, and so were my pants. Good times...

Oh, and Firefox spellcheck doesn't seem to believe that "vaginas" is a word. Someone enjoys techno! *Wink wink* :eek:
 
gratheo":1c6qqfw4 said:
zenrdy":1c6qqfw4 said:
Brosek":1c6qqfw4 said:
Are you ready for this..?

What is sexy to me is... vaginas. End.

Laugh Out Loud, arnt all straight men like that?

No. Not that I'd know personally, but I'm pretty sure the answer's no.

If you are a straight man, and you think vaginas arent hot.. then I got a secret, girlfriend!
 
Physically, I like guys with very chiseled, hardened features. Strong cheekbones, tight skin, etc. etc. I like 'em fit, but not overly muscular.

Personality-wise, I prefer guys to have a sense of humour, be intelligent but not overconfident about it, share most but not all of my interests, be kind of a dork and unafraid of making an idiot out of themselves, and not be egotistical.
 
Yeah, I've yet to find a guy that matches both perfectly. AND to have him be gay. It's like winning the freaking lottery. And by loose skin...have you ever seen someone who has lost some weight, or has a neck flab? Perhaps tight skin was the wrong (and creepy) way of putting that. XD
 
Enough chatter about adolescent girls plz ;_;

Adult women need love too

;_;

... Seriously. Jailbait = you go to jail? How does forced buttsecks with a male, 45-year-old, 7-foot-tall, ex-con sound?

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Also, Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova of T.A.T.u. already announced (in 2003) that they have boyfriends and only do the lesbian thing as a schtick to gain notoriety. Plus, they're 23 & 22. Not that that's bad, but it kinda rules against the whole 'pedo' image summa you guys were searching for ... :P

Edit: Oh, and BTW: Yulia had a baby just after christmas ... So that would make her a MILF for you instead of jailbait!
 

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