what did you learn today?

[mawk]

I learned that I hate human beings. You all suck. Die in a fire.

 

[holloway]

I learnt that FOURTY FEET REMAIN.

 

[Arcanum]

I learned that doing a bit of jazz improv on piano in front of my Jazz Piano class is really satisfying if you do it well. Not to mention it's a good conversation starter if you don't know the other people in the class.

 

[mawk]

I learnt that FOURTY FEET REMAIN.

Watch out for that foam, dude.

I learned that there's more time in the day than spending so much time at driving lessons had previously convinced me. And also how to budget my time to some effectiveness.

 

[___]

Today you will also learn that "menaged" is not, in fact, a word ...

Sure it is.  As in "Bob menaged with Lisa and Allison at the swinger's club last Sunday." See? I learned how to turn spelling errors into brand new vocabulary.

 

[mawk]

I learned that Japanese death metal is almost as hilarious as its English counterpart.

 

[Rows]

I learned that Japanese death metal is almost as hilarious as its English counterpart.

Lulz

 

[Venetia]

I learnt that about 2 out of every 13 or so cosplayers STINK STINK STINK and have never heard of deodorant.

 

[khmp]

I learned that bottled water is a scam, scam, scam. Thank you Penn & Teller.

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

I learned no matter how many times you take your dog to get a bath and groom, no matter when you do it, or how well you schedule - it will always rain :\

 

[Skye_Vrbas]

I learned no matter how many times you take your dog to get a bath and groom, no matter when you do it, or how well you schedule - it will always rain :\

HA lol, true.


I learned t oday that I realy can't choose between a black or a whit Nintendo DS Lite... *SOB*

 

[Venetia]

I learned no matter how many times you take your dog to get a bath and groom, no matter when you do it, or how well you schedule - it will always rain :\

Same thing with going to get your car washed DX

 

[Rows]

Vagina's arent a fruit they're a vegetable.

 

[Grathea]

Vagina's arent a fruit they're a vegetable.

OK, this statement has confused the hell out of me.
...I've been sitting here trying to work it out for five minutes.
You've wasted five minutes of my life.
...I hope you're happy.

And so I don't turn into Ratty,
Today, I learned that Safeway has really good ciabatta bread, and it goes great with some homemade nasi goreng.

 

[CherryWolf]

I've learned that Rows can get pretty confusing to times

And I also learned that, trying to get up from bed without using the legs, is hard..

 

[Cruelty]

Vagina's arent a fruit they're a vegetable.

lolseeds?

 

[Skye_Vrbas]

Vagina's arent a fruit they're a vegetable.

OK, this statement has confused the hell out of me.
...I've been sitting here trying to work it out for five minutes.
You've wasted five minutes of my life.
...I hope you're happy.

It confuses me too...

You see: a fruit contains many vitamins and they mostly taste great. They also rot away after only a week, or at least they look wrinkled. If you mix up many fruits, you get my favourite desert; FRUIT SALAD  :wooper: !! Fruits are also very nice if combined with alcoholic cocktails. Most beautiful fruit grows on beautiful trees, and there are so many fruits, it never gets boring...
(there are also some ppl who don't like fruits, they're just plain gay)

On the other hand, vegetables mostly grow in the ground. They have to be stewed to eatand without a decent sauce, vegetables taste bad.



Now if you ask me vaginas are more like fruit!!



I learned today that Meditating about certain thing sometimes make things more complicated...

 

[CherryWolf]

So if you mix up many different Vaginas,you get your favourite desert? "Vagina Salad"?
Meh...

I learned now, "Vagina Salad".

 

[Skye_Vrbas]

So if you mix up many different Vaginas,you get your favourite desert? "Vagina Salad"?

No dummie, fruit salad was refering to an orgy.

Il learned today, that some make "meh" conclusions  :lol:.

 

[Rows]

So if you mix up many different Vaginas,you get your favourite desert? "Vagina Salad"?
Meh...

I learned now, "Vagina Salad".

No if you mix up many vagina you'll get a boner.. duh.