what did you learn today?

[candle]

Today, I learned that Doomsday is an awesome movie.

 

[American Hero]

i learned some exercises to make your penis bigger.

 

[Jason]

i learned some exercises to make your penis bigger.

Masturbation ? Usually when you get an erection it gets bigger, unless your a cheating faggot who uses Viagra or those penis enlargers... NO TY

 

[American Hero]

Im not cheating...

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj17 ... arcasm.jpg[/img]

 

[mawk]

Um... What about that resembled sarcasm? ._.

In case you were being serious... Yeah, the penis is just a sponge that gets filled with blood. You can't make it bigger through conscious effort any more than you can the bones of your forearms. Things like Enzyte (the ones that work, at least,) work by constricting blood flow out of that sponge, which can cause damage to the organ itself.

Why are we so damn insecure that we need to worry about something so trivial as penis size, anyway? It's only an aesthetic difference unless you take the back door.

People suck. :/

 

[iceplosion]

Why are we so damn insecure that we need to worry about something so trivial as penis size, anyway? It's only an aesthetic difference unless you take the back door.

Uh...we aren't, speak for yourself, I'm happy with my size.

 

[e]

We're concerned precisely because people suck.

Sorry, that was just too easy. Anyway, the best you can do is make your foreskin become longer. That actually works. You can't make the girth wider though. I think.

 

[united washcloth express]

Ah, the joys of being part black. I don't have to worry about these things ^^

 

[mawk]

Uh...we aren't, speak for yourself, I'm happy with my size.

Really. It's practically all I hear about when people are plying for easy dominance.

Ah, the joys of being part black. I don't have to worry about these things ^^

You both proved my assertion -- the original question was rhetorical and in no way directed at specific members of this forum, but you took special pains to let people know that it was one you did not suffer from.

It's my fault for bringing the matter into a forum, anyway. I can almost smell the testosterone... And since the usual end-all "whip it out" can't be used over the internet, all people are left with are empty assertions.

In short, let's all shut up and get back to talking about what we learned today. No one gives a damn how big you say your schlong is, and your chances of getting any as a result of your claims are close to nil. You're not exactly helping me in my quest to see the good in people.

Today I learned that people should all die. :<

 

[e]

Today, I learned that Miek is suicidal.

 

[American Hero]

Lol. It was I who was sarcastic. I made up the penis thing for a joke :crazy:

Anyway I did learn some trig today in school.

 

[mawk]

Nice going, Hero, you've indirectly destroyed my delicate faith in humanity. :'<

 

[e]

Don't worry Miek! Accountancy makes the world go round! Weee!

 

[united washcloth express]

Sorry Miek. That was me being sarcastic again. I forgot that I'm not funny or easy to understand. Feel free to stick your boot up my ass :x

 

[Venetia]

Why are we so damn insecure that we need to worry about something so trivial as penis size, anyway? It's only an aesthetic difference unless you take the back door.

Spoiler: Naughty point

I like smaller guys. They generally know how to work it better to compensate :3

Also why do most women want to feel like they're having a baby, anyway? I'd rather keep it tight, thanks. Throwing a hotdog down a hallway isn't fun.

Aside from that, today I learned I'm out of Singulair and now my lungs are KILLING me D:


... literally D:

 

[SteelReserve]

I learned to day that Voodoo Magic is dangerous and no one should use it... Ever.  :down:

 

[American Hero]

Why are we so damn insecure that we need to worry about something so trivial as penis size, anyway? It's only an aesthetic difference unless you take the back door.

Spoiler: Naughty point

I like smaller guys. They generally know how to work it better to compensate :3

Also why do most women want to feel like they're having a baby, anyway? I'd rather keep it tight, thanks. Throwing a hotdog down a hallway isn't fun.

Aside from that, today I learned I'm out of Singulair and now my lungs are KILLING me D:


... literally D:

Hehe. Im just the guy for you.

 

[united washcloth express]

I learned that American_Hero amuses me.

 

[mawk]

Sorry Miek. That was me being sarcastic again. I forgot that I'm not funny or easy to understand. Feel free to stick your boot up my ass :x

Offer accepted. >:0

That's a relief, actually. You're pretty cool on IRC, and I was beginning to wonder how such a discrepancy could exist. : P

I also learned that whoever though of putting sauteed mushrooms in a hamburger is a culinary god.

Same goes for those hippies and their portobello mushroom patties. Mushrooms are just plain delicious when they're in a bun.

God, I'm hungry. Why can't my stomach follow the same time zone as the rest of me? : P

 

[Grathea]

I learned that I live within 30 minutes of the headquarters of Nintendo of Canada, which is also a drop off point for repairs.
This has cut down the wait time for my Wii to be able to play SSBB by roughly three or four days.
It's a good thing.