The Dark Sponsor

[Cheeze]

The original comic by Frank Miller was better. This is nothing more than a quick cash in on super hero movies, as Dissonance was played by Mia Fey, who only did a so-so job in her previous movie: Phoenix Drive (a porno, I should add.) The REAL Dissonance should've been played by George Clooney as the comic creator's intended.

Also they got Despain's character all wrong, he's angry BECAUSE he has a repressed homosexual urging for Dissonance played out through his latent schizophrenia. This Despain is nothing more than a homicidal pretty boy, going around doing stupidly violent things. The Despain the original (and better) graphic novella was based on was a chronic masturbator who terrorized RMXP with pictures of his man-beard. Despain's man-beard in this one is almost non-existent, but what would you expect from such a blatant disregard for brilliantly original comic storytelling.

I feel sorry for all you scrubs caught up in the hype who'll never understand the true powerful nature of comics, and instead feed off of the glorious abortions of a washed out producer's limp dick sweat. Then again, perhaps you're so stupid you don't deserve the transcendental and riveting nature of Spawn, or the existential brilliance of golden age Wonder Woman. I weep for you, and at the same time envy your blissful ignorance.

... almost.

** (2/10 stars for butchering a beloved American franchise.)

......Review Fail

 

[Chalupa]

This is packed full o' win!

 

[rey meustrus]

w...t...f

 

[Sonata]

witness

 

[Anonymous]

dare i say it? :P

..*smirk*..........EPIC WIN XDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Injury]

Where is the crazy stacks of money? that was one my favorite scenes....

it better be in the prequel with a shitty representation of the ice man guy...

 

[Dargor]

This is awesomeness itself.

Now, DO MORE! :3

 

[united washcloth express]

...I actually cried from laughter when I saw the computer terminal code :x

 

[HarryE]

*totally shouldn't be laughing*

*is laughing anyway*

That was immense. Totally. Well done! xD

 

[Skyla Doragono]

...I think my brain just snapped in half...

 

[Dissonance]

...I think my brain just snapped in half...

:x

you actually got around to reading it, I've been waiting for you to do so for a while :x

 

[Skyla Doragono]

I was bored.

 

[Dissonance]

I was bored.

You're so cute when you're bored.  :3

 

[Skyla Doragono]

:|;

 

[Dissonance]

:|;

Hey now you're liberal minded.

No reason to :| when you get hit on by a member of the same sex :3

 

[Skyla Doragono]

Point taken.

 

[Dissonance]

Does this mean we can do it :3

 

[Skyla Doragono]

No.

 

[Jason]

Wow I've gotta hand it to you, this is one of the best things I've seen for quite some time, very entertaining, lol.

 

[Yaxor]

Now that Despain have been own'd, you gotta do the ending whereas Des fuck his cousin and get banned