Someone tried to burn down my dorm room.

[Jason]

Wow, sounds like what'd happen in a movie, hehe.
It might've just been your other room mate who fell asleep at 12, he might've drunk or something, and put the hotdogs in ?

However, not sure cause you said it was on 84 mins when your other friend got in, thats only 15 mins...
What I suggest is:

Make a tripwire attached to a shotgun, anyone opens it and KABOOM, which means you gotta get in and out by the window, and if you don't have one, tunnel out, hehe.

 

[shiroun]

Lol, problems with that:

1) You have a girl over, and are drunk. Walk in the front door, to let her in, *KABOOM*, your dead. Door closes again, she goes in to see if you are ok, *KABOOM* SHES dead. Roomate #2 comes in through window, sees girl, rapes girl, then calls ambulance :D. Ambulance comes through door, they die. Police come, and die. FINALLY some hobo comes and rapes you by coming in the window while you are sleeping and laughing at the dead bodies.

2) read one.