Post What's on Your Mind

[Jason]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pQcn2L65J0

 

[Ellie]

Anyway, to move things onto a slightly less um, topic topic, I updated http://afar.ws/shop

 

[Ellie]

Not that vomit sex is anything to be ashamed of, if you're into that kind of thing :barf:

 

[Ellie]

But if the topic turns to

:q:

:butt:
:poop:

I'm outta here

 

[coyotecraft]

 

[Hybrida]

Wow, does she say the same when you go down on her?

Usually in a sexual relationship people want to please each other, I think I'd be worried about offending them if I flat out refused...

Nope. My wife let's me do whatever to her. I just can't kiss her for a while (respectively). TBH I should have been dead a long time ago, not going into details. I like things to be one sided, but I have to let her have fun sometimes (I'm not a jerk). "Sperm is good for the teeth, and it's rich in iron and protein."--Lyra--

I have a strong influence on her. She's an ego maniac so it's easy.
IE: "You're superior to me in every way. Why should you serve me? I should serve you."
" Lyra, you're my Queen. I just want you happy, don't worry about me."

Not that vomit sex is anything to be ashamed of, if you're into that kind of thing :barf:

I'm into a little of everything. Strong smells don't bother me or my spouse. Thankfully I love taking showers.. Real showers, not just the golden ones, or the dark brown ones. Just a funny fact: Listerine is just about everywhere in my house. "If it's burning it's working" --Listerine--

Okay Princess Amy. I hijacked this thread enough. I'll stop now. I'm sure it's entertaining exploring my sick life. I'm not ashamed of anything. I don't know any of you :P


GO SEAHAWKS !!

 

[coyotecraft]

It's afternoon and I haven't opened a can of coke yet!

 

[moog]

My in game response: "No thank you. I respect women. Mouths are for kissing. Thanks for the offer hun."

idk man getting yo dick sucked is pretty tops. have you ever gotten head from lyra? im sure you have AT LEAST once.

Spoiler: It's kinda Graphic

She does it a lot, but I never ever tell her to do it! Most times I go evasive. I find it disrespectful for women to give BJ's. I just do!
The only reason I let her is because she's so nice to me. My wife almost never says NO to me. No matter how crazy, sick, or shitty it is. (White women for the win) *Cough*

One BJ she threw up hard...
"Awesome! I'm okay let's continue" she said. I was like O_O.

Getting covered in hot vomit is not something I expected, but the heat from it felt good (strangely). "I want some sperminade. Shoot that white-honey(tm) in my mouth" she normally says before my 'firing sequence'. I can't help but laugh. We're nerds.

Still, I wont let any women go down there frequently. Feels great, but it's degrading to them. At least I think so. I believe in woman superiority. It's why women are so large and powerful in every game/story/cartoon I create. It's just my mindset in real life.

...Wait, why the hell am I sharing this with you guys?!?!?!?!? :|:

ahahah dude this is the best, i take back everything bad i ever said about you. best member of hbgames

 

[Spoo]

i'm 11 and what is this

 

[Ellie]

:gravy:

 

[Hybrida]

@Queen Amy
Awwww, U dun discovered da secret! How dare U! I are offended... :P

The power of the metric system and a little photoshop... Anything to be different. I like standing out. That redhead is cute there. She's reminds me of my hybrid character named 'Amoray'. Redheads with blues are pretty. Nice Avatar Amy.

(That chick isn't my wife, but's very close to what she looks like when she's angry)

 

[Spoo]

taking bets that somehow hybrida and bizarremonkey are actually the same person

 

[Ellie]

no I'm hybrida

 

[bacon]

no I'm hybrida

 

[Ellie]

:troll:

 

[Hybrida]

Glad that stupid NFL football crap is over. Sports are lame anyway. Sure players earn millions to play with balls, but I'm still richer for doing absolutely nothing... Enjoy your fucking concussions!

Ahh yes. Back to reality.....

Pro tip: 'Smash' Front then Back. Never 'smash' Back then Front... Giving your chick a UTI is not cool.
"Yahhhhhhhhhh!! It feels like I'm pissing lava!"

Certain soaps can also cause the 'lava piss' effect, but you gotta keep down there clean. Smelling like a dead body isn't something anyone should do-- well unless you're DEAD.

( :heart: I love posting what's on my mind :heart: )

 

[Ellie]

Yeah they're trying to make NFL big here now. Not our own league - the Americans, playing in our stadia. I think we do the same when we send Manchester Untied on tours of the states though.

 

[Mega Flare]

Fun fact! shadow is hybridia

 

[Jason]

What do you guys think... a gun or a shovel?

 

[bluehazed]

govel