*Looks at the global news*
I don't like this planet anymore. Ha, who am I kidding? I never liked this planet. Humans stop flirting with me, and fire off a few nukes already. End the pain of existing.
Oh, come on. Just select a random country and push the button. Do it until there's nothing left. Why? You don't deserve to exist. End it. We're embarrassing to the rest of the galaxy. It's why Earth is viewed as a refueling stop. No real intelligent being wants to visit Earth and stay. It's like visiting a port a potty. Who wants to live in that shit?
*Thinks logically*
Our galactic neighbors are laughing at us. Religion? Ahahahahahaha! Get rid of that completely. Should've had space flight by 1200 AD, but noooooo. Humans had to create stupid ass fairy tales and kill scientists throughout history. Thanks for slowing the human race down you bunch of religious nutjobs!! As of today you humans still kill each other over 'fairy tales'. Pathetic and embarrassing. Embrace science like the rest of the universe, you idiots. Don't worship stuff that don't exist. Imagine how many people died because of religion... Imagine if it never existed... Church is a crime against mankind.
Shout out to China! Execute anyone who gets in the way of human advancement! Damn right!
--End Rant--
I don't like this planet anymore. Ha, who am I kidding? I never liked this planet. Humans stop flirting with me, and fire off a few nukes already. End the pain of existing.
Oh, come on. Just select a random country and push the button. Do it until there's nothing left. Why? You don't deserve to exist. End it. We're embarrassing to the rest of the galaxy. It's why Earth is viewed as a refueling stop. No real intelligent being wants to visit Earth and stay. It's like visiting a port a potty. Who wants to live in that shit?
*Thinks logically*
Our galactic neighbors are laughing at us. Religion? Ahahahahahaha! Get rid of that completely. Should've had space flight by 1200 AD, but noooooo. Humans had to create stupid ass fairy tales and kill scientists throughout history. Thanks for slowing the human race down you bunch of religious nutjobs!! As of today you humans still kill each other over 'fairy tales'. Pathetic and embarrassing. Embrace science like the rest of the universe, you idiots. Don't worship stuff that don't exist. Imagine how many people died because of religion... Imagine if it never existed... Church is a crime against mankind.
Shout out to China! Execute anyone who gets in the way of human advancement! Damn right!
--End Rant--