Please help me, anybody

[dadevvtsvre]

this is all viral marketing for the next big ARG jsyk

 

[bacon]

Tividale o:?

 

[Ellie]

Sorry bacon your princess is in another castle

 

[bacon]

Dudley o:

 

[Ellie]

Now I gotta think of another damned clue

She was indeed in Dudley...

 

[moog]

hahahah

 

[Mary-Jane Cool]

he took me into a red mini convertible after we left the bus station in Dudley town

we drove down to Castle Gate when he took my potato sack off and i could finally see

he... touched me

i do not know where he took me but i can try and explain

he put my potato sack back on and touched me again

we drove straight down the road until we came to a weird... well i think they call them islands or roundabouts

we probably left at the first exit? it was a main road

there was a bump as we drove over a central reservation, a very sharp right

when he took my hood off I was in a fast food restaurant

he did not touch me again

 

[Brewmeister]

Can I get a Cornish Pastie & a Pickled Egg there?

 

[bacon]

we need more elaborate details on where you were and your journey to this fast food place

 

[So fist]

If it's a Brittania you are near the Black County Living museum. You should ask the nice man if you can explore its underground coal mine exhibit together. If he says no just tell him that it would make a fantastic rape dungeon. Seriously its the best thing in Dudley to see.

 

[So fist]

we need more elaborate details on where you were and your journey to this fast food place

No you don't.

 

[Ellie]

If it's a Brittania you are near the Black County Living museum. You should ask the nice man if you can explore its underground coal mine exhibit together. If he says no just tell him that it would make a fantastic rape dungeon. Seriously its the best thing in Dudley to see.

dude did you

did you...

go there?

:O

 

[So fist]

If it's a Brittania you are near the Black County Living museum. You should ask the nice man if you can explore its underground coal mine exhibit together. If he says no just tell him that it would make a fantastic rape dungeon. Seriously its the best thing in Dudley to see.

dude did you

did you...

go there?

:O

BRB raping Mary Jane Cool.

 

[Mary-Jane Cool]

you didn't find me fast enough we... left the McDonalds we were sitting in (it felt like home aaaah so good) and then he took me up behind the bins and... i dont remember any more

i shanked him with a plastic fork from my Pancakes and Maple Syrup and legged it as fast as i could

i lept it into the first car i saw it was dark and i did not know the woman inside but she could see i was in anguish and vowed to drive me as far away as possible

now i find myself in strange streets in a town i do not recognise

my dress is torn :'( i feel lonely and scared

 

[StrawberrySmiles]

Strange, I see 2009 Google in the picture. O.oa

 

[Star]

Spoiler: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I know where Mary Jane is. She's no where!

 

[Ellie]

guys dont spoil the game :/

 

[StrawberrySmiles]

Sorry, please forgive me.

 

[Star]

I'm stupid
*shrugs*

 

[Ellie]

Umm

You know what im not even continuing this shit this is why we can't have nice things

its obvious theyre fake you dont need to go out of your way to find evidence and pick apart the scenery