Please help me, anybody

[mawk]

oh god I laughed so hard

 

[mawk]

between the cools and the medofs I think we have a pretty good mythology going on these forums

 

[Mary-Jane Cool]

we left the plane and he untied me

he said i have to do what he says or he will... do *that* to me again

we walked through the airport and he held my hand all the way onto the air-rail to the train station

 

[moxie]

we'll get that sonofabitch don't you worry, MJ

 

[Mary-Jane Cool]

i am looking down the platform now

i can see a red and yellow train it looks... a bit like a sperm >_<

 

[moxie]

okay you just lost me MJ 'cause that was kinda gross

 

[Ellie]

I think she means a Pendelino:

 

[Mary-Jane Cool]

it looks like that but i dont really know sorry

 

[Daxis]

Wisconsin

 

[moog]

why did you post a picture of my house

 

[moog]

also yeah the medof's and cools are legends now

 

[moxie]

your house?? it was you wasn't it!

you kidnapped that sweet white baby girl you fuckkerrrr :box: :box: :box: :box:

 

[moog]

my secret's blown :[

 

[Spoo]

so i assume you're related to mortimer?

 

[united washcloth express]

Oh, I was assuming you wanted an Xbox

I'll just put this free console away...

 

[MELINDA COOL]

HELLO? CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY DAUGHTER?

WHY ARE YOU ALL JOKING AROUND, BOYS?

 

[Star]

I just read a crap load of posts dated back to 2008 about this Mortimer guy going missing out of the US. Whoever came up with this is pure genius.

 

[bacon]

WE NEED ANOTHER HINT MELINDA

 

[moog]

hahah that avatar jesus christ

 

[bacon]

Mary-Jane Cool, you are at the Birmingham International Airport o: