OFFICIAL HBG FREESTYLE THREAD: domowoj vs. twirly
- Thread starter domowoj
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I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike
So get the fuck off Septimouse, you bloody thieving dyke
Oh snap I went there, yes I did
Go run to your momma you little kid
I burned you once, I burned you twice
If you cross me again I won't be so nice
I'll take your sofa, and your TV
I'll eat your melons and your KFC
That's right motherfucker I'm as black as night
And one more thing, my rhymings tight
So get the fuck off Septimouse, you bloody thieving dyke
Oh snap I went there, yes I did
Go run to your momma you little kid
I burned you once, I burned you twice
If you cross me again I won't be so nice
I'll take your sofa, and your TV
I'll eat your melons and your KFC
That's right motherfucker I'm as black as night
And one more thing, my rhymings tight
Figures that a British cat would mix Queen with Rap
The only thing that got burned was your dick from fucking with a hood rat
You're as original as a sequel
Battle me? you'd have a better chance at trying to make cocaine legal
Speaking of that like I said before I'm fucking deadly
The bars you spit just now are as painful as a scraped knee
You can take my sofa, my melons, TV and KFC
Just don't be mad when you find out I took your girls virginity
I'll cross you like the Kris'
SAUK your face and fatten up your lips
Cause your clothes to turn backwards, you're a little bitch
Scratch that a little fish, I catch you then I throw you back
Don't try to battle me again, you're like the Shaq of battle rap
The only thing that got burned was your dick from fucking with a hood rat
You're as original as a sequel
Battle me? you'd have a better chance at trying to make cocaine legal
Speaking of that like I said before I'm fucking deadly
The bars you spit just now are as painful as a scraped knee
You can take my sofa, my melons, TV and KFC
Just don't be mad when you find out I took your girls virginity
I'll cross you like the Kris'
SAUK your face and fatten up your lips
Cause your clothes to turn backwards, you're a little bitch
Scratch that a little fish, I catch you then I throw you back
Don't try to battle me again, you're like the Shaq of battle rap
Ask your friend what he thinks of this
But tell him first that he should not diss
There's a nigger on my porch and I've got a hunch
He's gonna' steal my melons for his lunch
I'll get out my piece and cap his ass
Rag his black face through the glass
I'll knife his neck and castrate his balls
Then I'll run to the mirror and scream Biggie Smalls (Reference to South Park)
Me and biggie, we got something you see
We love staying up late and watching Glee
Who the fuck are you
To judge what I do
A real man goes out in pink
Beats on his hoes and shits in the sink
Shit now I think I better finish off this rhyme
Because I'm running out of time
... Okay I'm gonna' go watch Family Guy
Good bye.
But tell him first that he should not diss
There's a nigger on my porch and I've got a hunch
He's gonna' steal my melons for his lunch
I'll get out my piece and cap his ass
Rag his black face through the glass
I'll knife his neck and castrate his balls
Then I'll run to the mirror and scream Biggie Smalls (Reference to South Park)
Me and biggie, we got something you see
We love staying up late and watching Glee
Who the fuck are you
To judge what I do
A real man goes out in pink
Beats on his hoes and shits in the sink
Shit now I think I better finish off this rhyme
Because I'm running out of time
... Okay I'm gonna' go watch Family Guy
Good bye.
Nevermind I've seen this episode
Peter's stuck behind a truck that says wide load
He follows a sign that says craps craps craps
But lois gets stuck in the indians traps
She gambles her money and loses their car
The indians see this and laugh from afar
Peter get annoyed and lois is down
That they're stuck and can't get back to their town
... Anyone else want to finish this off?
Peter's stuck behind a truck that says wide load
He follows a sign that says craps craps craps
But lois gets stuck in the indians traps
She gambles her money and loses their car
The indians see this and laugh from afar
Peter get annoyed and lois is down
That they're stuck and can't get back to their town
... Anyone else want to finish this off?
Bip-bopping down the street
Digging the heat
Suddenly knock out a rock-ass beat
Had style had class
Shit kicked ass
Dropped down a rhythm as a backstage pass
Hoes follow me through a deadlocked door
Onto the stage I take the floor
Hear the bitches scream they're askin for more
I deliver the sweetest rune
Tits are shakin through the room
Build up a sweat gotta chill out soon
Go back down to my VIP room
There's my girls right where we left off
Two minutes in the shower I show my stuff
One look at me their tops fall off
Down on their knees one bitch falls down
Hear the girls screaming I'm back in town
Security guard gleers, hefty frown
I don't care
That man's a square
In this position he would not dare
Take these bitches one two three
Two on my dick one snogging me
Haha sucka these chicks came free
Trying to pull off the badass bitches an hoes black guy
Digging the heat
Suddenly knock out a rock-ass beat
Had style had class
Shit kicked ass
Dropped down a rhythm as a backstage pass
Hoes follow me through a deadlocked door
Onto the stage I take the floor
Hear the bitches scream they're askin for more
I deliver the sweetest rune
Tits are shakin through the room
Build up a sweat gotta chill out soon
Go back down to my VIP room
There's my girls right where we left off
Two minutes in the shower I show my stuff
One look at me their tops fall off
Down on their knees one bitch falls down
Hear the girls screaming I'm back in town
Security guard gleers, hefty frown
I don't care
That man's a square
In this position he would not dare
Take these bitches one two three
Two on my dick one snogging me
Haha sucka these chicks came free
Trying to pull off the badass bitches an hoes black guy
there was a man lived in the moon
lived in the moon, lived in the moon
there was a man lived in the moon
and his name was septimus
and he played upon a ladle
a ladle, a ladle
and he played upon a ladle
and his name was septimus
and his hat was made of good cream cheese
of good cream cheese, of good cream cheese
and his hat was made of good cream cheese
and his name was septimus
and his coat was made of good roast beef
of good roast beef, of good roast beef
and his coat was made of good roast beef
and his name was septimus
and his buttons made of penny loaves
of penny loaves, of penny loaves
and his buttons made of penny loaves
and his name was septimus
and his breeches made of haggis bags
of haggis bags, of haggis bags
and his breeches made of haggis bags
and his name was septimus
lived in the moon, lived in the moon
there was a man lived in the moon
and his name was septimus
and he played upon a ladle
a ladle, a ladle
and he played upon a ladle
and his name was septimus
and his hat was made of good cream cheese
of good cream cheese, of good cream cheese
and his hat was made of good cream cheese
and his name was septimus
and his coat was made of good roast beef
of good roast beef, of good roast beef
and his coat was made of good roast beef
and his name was septimus
and his buttons made of penny loaves
of penny loaves, of penny loaves
and his buttons made of penny loaves
and his name was septimus
and his breeches made of haggis bags
of haggis bags, of haggis bags
and his breeches made of haggis bags
and his name was septimus