OFFICIAL HBG FREESTYLE THREAD: domowoj vs. twirly

[Twirly]

okay I am tired of freestyling against you since I am out of ideas atm so

Woke up in the morning, mad munchies
was about to get the milk and crunchies
about to get up, elbow touches a cute tummy
look right next to me, who's that honey?
doesn't really matter, was a wild ass party
bet i went hard on her like ed hardy
look around my crib no milk no cereal
anger building up, it's about to get critical
still so hungry, can't stand it wish i was dead
message being, it's harsh, the life of a pothead

 

[Ellie]

Out of ideas is no excuse
Think with your heart, find the obtuse
The weird, the odd, the strangely presise
Try not to use the same words twice
(It spoils the effect, the system is wrecked)
Don't be afraid to break up the rhythm
This is rap fool, nobody cares about the rhyme
Just so long as you keep good time

 

[Twirly]

This is rap fool, nobody cares about the rhyme
Just so long as you keep good time

rap needs good flow and lyrics you fucking faggot

 

[mawk]

I think that I shall never see
a rap as lovely as a tree

 

[mawk]

rap needs good flow and lyrics you fucking faggot

about to get up, elbow touches a cute tummy
look right next to me, who's that honey?
doesn't really matter, was a wild ass party
bet i went hard on her like ed hardy

hdear:

 

[Twirly]

bahahah yeah

 

[Twirly]

this is a pretty good thread man more should participate
i mean nobody is being really serious here it's just fun

 

[Ellie]

you may have noticed sir,
I
a, do not know rap hur hur hur,
b, am not really rapping, duh
bad poetry does incur,
a ban, of that I'm sure

 

[domowoj]

thr eonce was a man from england whos dick smell like a fart
he snaked it round and plugedg his butt and said "that looks right smart"

 

[Daxis]

i see
i pee
i piss
i kiss
for you
good night
so true
turkish delights

 

[Ellie]

domo is a knob
he hasnt got a job
and when he came to my front door i punched him in the gob

 

[Venetia]

wyatt is a nut
she has a rubber butt
ev'ry time she turns around she goes putt putt

 

[Ellie]

Venetia is a Jew
She wears a wooden shoe
And when she does her tax returns she steals from me and you

 

[domowoj]

como is a chump

thats it

 

[Ellie]

chumpa chups

 

[Jason]

como, you're a fucking chuppa chup
you go into the store and the clerks like 'sup
take a running jump to the shelf you go
and hang out with your lollipop bro

 

[Sauk]

what's goin on in hurr

 

[Jason]

Septimus man, what's with your name?
You and Optimus? You're both the same!
You fly around space
Rust on your face
Kill some droids
Take some roids
Seriously, you're an autobot?
Don't pretend you're something your not
West si-ad!

 

[Sauk]

Autobot eh, are you trying to insult me?
Come here and try me
I'll introduce you to my right knee
Septimus ain't no joke like Rakim and Eric B.
How can a British man rap when every second he takes a swig of Tea.
You must be multi-talented, but listen here kid
you'll never make a rap as great as this
Septimus is harder than your dick when the sun rises
you can't see me like the crusty shit that forms around your eyelids

 

[domowoj]

aww shit sourcrates with the serve