OFFICIAL HBG FREESTYLE THREAD: domowoj vs. twirly

[domowoj]

I won't fuck around for long, your rhymes are pretty dense
you weren't born with lyrical gusto, so it makes sense
my rhymes gonna smack you hard like jack dempsey
get your shit together tel; pay respects to twirly
cause if you don't then he'll go surly
and if twirly goes surly yo gotta jam
and protect ya neck like wu-tang clan

man get outta here with all your fake-ass wu-tang namedrop bullshit
this ain't no playground, son, this a violent, grown-up battle of wit
you think you gza or meth or ghost or u-god or rae?
don't make me laugh - at best you're weezie, fiddy, dre or kanye.

that's not too shabby for your first time steppin into the ring,
but i hope you feelin me when i spit shit like "i am the king".

 

[Ellie]

I'll bring my combine harvester rolling down to your field alright
Start that motor get it turning pulling wheat all through the night
Working through the early hours
Emptying the silo towers
I'll plough your field if you plough mine
We'll plough until the end of time
Ooh arrr
Ooh arrr
Got no need for a motorcar
Tractor with a manual shift, man
Does much more than a BMW tin can
New as a baby but knackered as your nan
Get that shit stuck in a pothole, Stan
Ooh arrr
Ooh arrr
Ploughing fields, sucking straw, I can't do this any more

 

[domowoj]

there once was a man from lecester
who got boffed right up the chuffer

 

[Ellie]

suck my dick you fucking prick I'll ram you're arse with a walking stick

 

[Jason]

I'll bring my combine harvester rolling down to your field alright
Start that motor get it turning pulling wheat all through the night
Working through the early hours
Emptying the silo towers
I'll plough your field if you plough mine
We'll plough until the end of time
Ooh arrr
Ooh arrr
Got no need for a motorcar
Tractor with a manual shift, man
Does much more than a BMW tin can
New as a baby but knackered as your nan
Get that shit stuck in a pothole, Stan
Ooh arrr
Ooh arrr
Ploughing fields, sucking straw, I can't do this any more

You win... everything. If there's ever a contest anywhere in the world... you win.

 

[domowoj]

wolverhampton
andrew frampton
england sucks

 

[Ellie]

You might not know this, I'm a dog
Not a chicken, not a pig, almost certain not a hog
See my lead around my neck?
It- ooh, a cat, blummin 'eck
I'm having that one for me tea
Why's this collar choking me?
I need that cat, or can't you see?
Oh
My owner takes me for a walk
A line to follow, drawn in chalk
It's such a pity I can't talk
Woof
A twat kid shot me in the eye last week
I was just walking, by the creek
Bim badda boom, brap bracka brack
Got no thumbs to shoot him back
I don't care
I'll just piss on this cotton tree
Oh, it moved, this cannot be
Wonder if I can hump it.
Bit the postman in the arse
Chasing after motor cars
My folks left home and left me sitting
On this rug where I've been shitting
Ever since to leave a surprise
For their unassuming eyes
...oh my, oh lord what's that sound
A van to take me to the pound...

My owner's sad and so's his wife
Oh well, that's just a dog's life.

 

[Twirly]

I won't fuck around for long, your rhymes are pretty dense
you weren't born with lyrical gusto, so it makes sense
my rhymes gonna smack you hard like jack dempsey
get your shit together tel; pay respects to twirly
cause if you don't then he'll go surly
and if twirly goes surly yo gotta jam
and protect ya neck like wu-tang clan

man get outta here with all your fake-ass wu-tang namedrop bullshit
this ain't no playground, son, this a violent, grown-up battle of wit
you think you gza or meth or ghost or u-god or rae?
don't make me laugh - at best you're weezie, fiddy, dre or kanye.

that's not too shabby for your first time steppin into the ring,
but i hope you feelin me when i spit shit like "i am the king".

for having a big l avatar, you say a mouthful
mouthful, like a cock in your moth covered in drool ( I know this is silly)
pardon me man, if my rhymes slice you like a dagger
crawl back to your shithole you cheap slackdever

 

[Ellie]

You got no style, your words are lame, and every verse is just the same

 

[Twirly]

lol

 

[Twirly]

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here you got a beat

 

[Ellie]

Twirly, you guys fucking suck
Go home play with a tonka truck
You'd be on a level page
On playhouse disney, take the stage
Speak your lines, your shitty skids
To a bunch of preschool kids
Then you'll have the upper hand
- They can't even understand

 

[Twirly]

let's get real, i'll kick you the fuck outta here como
this ain't trannieland, not even land of homo
think you're unique with feminine face and hair shiny
truth to be told you just bust fake rhymies
excuse me, i mean bust a cock up your rear
you love it so much and yet shed a tear

 

[Ellie]

Rhymies, what are you, a boy?
Trust me kid you're just a toy
Move on, let the real men play
It's much better off this way
Anti tranny? I don't care
'Least you love my gorgeous hair
Wanna fuck me? Not surprised
Go home kid and dry your eyes

 

[Twirly]

you talk about real men but there are none in sight
especially when i look at your old website
yeah, remember that blog about how confused you are
asking, am I a pussy or am i straight steelbar?

 

[Ellie]

You spend so much time talking about gender
Wouldn't be surprised if you are a bender
I insulted your sexuality
Better than your abnormality
I won't sink as far to say
That you are a faggot gay
Wait I did I guess I lied
Don't know why I even tried
Have you told your mom yet, Twirly?
All the signs arrived quite early
She probably knows by now
That her son's a cocksucking cow

 

[domowoj]

I won't fuck around for long, your rhymes are pretty dense
you weren't born with lyrical gusto, so it makes sense
my rhymes gonna smack you hard like jack dempsey
get your shit together tel; pay respects to twirly
cause if you don't then he'll go surly
and if twirly goes surly yo gotta jam
and protect ya neck like wu-tang clan

man get outta here with all your fake-ass wu-tang namedrop bullshit
this ain't no playground, son, this a violent, grown-up battle of wit
you think you gza or meth or ghost or u-god or rae?
don't make me laugh - at best you're weezie, fiddy, dre or kanye.

that's not too shabby for your first time steppin into the ring,
but i hope you feelin me when i spit shit like "i am the king".

for having a big l avatar, you say a mouthful
mouthful, like a cock in your moth covered in drool ( I know this is silly)
pardon me man, if my rhymes slice you like a dagger
crawl back to your shithole you cheap slackdever

BACK THE FUCK UP

you think you big, dog? something something i'm trying to pack my shit so i can moveyour moms ass w/ my dick

you like piñera, cats only know you 'cause you hugged some minors

 

[Ellie]

That's weak bro, do you even try?
Three minutes each, I wrote my
Replies to Twirly's frugal
Attempts to try and look cool
Ok this is not rap is it
Guess I'm just a lazy poet
Lines don't match up, rhyme is off
What do you expect from a British toff

 

[Twirly]

listen up kid, my darts will shatter you like china
and you know very well i crave the vagina
let's get real son you are in my box of tools
sitting there, rotting with like-minded fools
when i'm bored pull out my tools and play a game
it's twirly, resident of the hip-hop hall of fame
(@both cause i'm lazy)

 

[Ellie]

You call me kid, I'm old enough to be your father
But if that was so then I would rather
Eat a shoe
Sniff some glue
Take a loan from a dirty Jew
What's this got to do with you?
I don't know how to rap yo,
My rhymes are utter crap yo,
But I got rhythm, I got style
I come up with good shit every once in a while
Resident of hip-hop fame?
Bow your head in utter shame
You want a cunt? Let me blunt: you are one.
Uh-huh