Movies so Terrible they must be seen!
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The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098987/
Starring Andrew Dice Clay, Wayne Newton, and Priscilla Presley.
This is my new favorite Bad Movie Of All Time, even moreso than Troll 2. It's so bad. It's just ... So amazingly fantastically bad.
Best part: Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy), singing and dancing to "Booty Time", to prove he wrote it.
Basically the movie stars Ford Fairlane, a "Rock and Roll Detective", as he tries to solve a case involving the murder of his ... friend(?). Rock stars, apparently, only pay for P.I. work in unsellable gold watches and exotic animals. So the movie is mostly Fairlane in the pursuit of making enough money to make rent. And bang as many broads as possible along the way.
It's full of flagrantly sexist humor. It tries so hard to be funny that it actually is. If you didn't grow up in the late 80's/early 90's, some of the humor will probably be lost on you ... But if you've ever seen classics like I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, you'll understand most of the cultural references.
Extremely low-brow, best to watch totally hammered. A fantastic time. Never cared much for Andrew Dice Clay until seeing it ... Now I think I'm in love with him.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098987/
Starring Andrew Dice Clay, Wayne Newton, and Priscilla Presley.
This is my new favorite Bad Movie Of All Time, even moreso than Troll 2. It's so bad. It's just ... So amazingly fantastically bad.
Best part: Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy), singing and dancing to "Booty Time", to prove he wrote it.
Basically the movie stars Ford Fairlane, a "Rock and Roll Detective", as he tries to solve a case involving the murder of his ... friend(?). Rock stars, apparently, only pay for P.I. work in unsellable gold watches and exotic animals. So the movie is mostly Fairlane in the pursuit of making enough money to make rent. And bang as many broads as possible along the way.
It's full of flagrantly sexist humor. It tries so hard to be funny that it actually is. If you didn't grow up in the late 80's/early 90's, some of the humor will probably be lost on you ... But if you've ever seen classics like I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, you'll understand most of the cultural references.
Extremely low-brow, best to watch totally hammered. A fantastic time. Never cared much for Andrew Dice Clay until seeing it ... Now I think I'm in love with him.
CircleDrain
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Well it is not a movie but it is awful^^
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the hoobs are better imo
athelnstone
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Some very horror movies are as below :
1) The Ring
2) Dark night
3) Paranormal activity
1) The Ring
2) Dark night
3) Paranormal activity
kavinsimon
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Some terrible movies are as below :
1) Border
2) Final Destination
3) The Two
1) Border
2) Final Destination
3) The Two
Gruuberhans
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....Why is it that nobody mentioned The Room?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4
Gruuberhans
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moxie":1rzfg52k said:
Well, this thread is about must-see bad movies, so it definitely fits the category imo.
I'm gonna say Holy Special Edition Batman! The Movie because it's absolutely terrible but honestly it only has one scene worth watching - and that is when they are saved by porpoises or something and a shark is eating them and shark repellant spray or some sorts I don't honestly remember.
Once in a while there comes a film whose existence is utterly inexplicable. Whose only explanation can be an amalgamation of desperation, incompetence, and a total lack of shame combined with severe substance abuse problems. Such is Supervan. My only guess is that Supervan is the culmination of an eight year long wrap up party for the camera crew of Easy Rider. I can imagine those hairy hipsters high fiving eachother drunk on quaaludes and the success of Easy Rider. Piling into righteous vans blaring Cream and Abba enjoying the bohemian life on the 20k each of them made off of the film. And during the course of these Merry Pranksterish debaucheries the unprotected sex with ugly strangers, the lsd laced kool aid, and neverending drug buffets, the idea for an iconic vanner culture movie was born. An idea likely followed by an eruption of hacking as it's conciever choked on an entirely too huge to handle hit from his bong.
Looking at the movie poster you can see all you would expect out of an iconic vanner culture film: babes, cop chases, fist fights, lasers... lasers? Really lasers? Yes, Supervan has lasers and their use is the greatest moment in this mess of a film. The next question is of course about the eye candy in the upper right corner, and the answer is no the cast of this film does not look so good. In fact they look exactly like these people. This is a film that explores the obsessions of middle aged men in the seventies over their righteous customized mobile drug and sex dens. Conflict is introduced via the righteous vanners natural enemies bikers and squares. In between confusing chase scenes and laserblasts there is an equally confusing van rally that culminates in a contest over which van can go up a muddy hill the farthest which is followed by a wet tshirt contest with ugly women and their equally putrid but more hairy boyfriends or dads (not clear which). All of this culminates with the final humiliation of the movie's main villain who is some kind of used car dealer or something. Anyway he's an old white guy who runs around in a grey suit.
This film is such a disaster of confusing, idiotic, and inconsistent hipster pathos, ethos and nostalgia that it was dated even when it was current.
Pros: Supervan is solar powered and shoots lasers! Romance between ugly people in the seventies! Supervan shoots lasers!
Cons: Romance between ugly people in the seventies!
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wait so it has a man with punches so excellent that when he chins a vagrant it explodes the county jail?
I'm in.
I'm in.
and the sequel...
and (hopefully) the final sequel...
I know these movies look badass by their covers, but they are nothing like what they seem. I've seen better acting in gradeschool plays, and 90% of the movies is repeated footage. All of this makes for one (or three) hilariously terrible film, so bad that I loved it.
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Why does Mega Shark keep winning?
Dr. Funk":2hxiinly said:
Watched it a short while back and it wasn't even good bad ;[ it was just bad. Boring and lame. I expected it to at least be interestingly bad.
The only good part was the hilarious scene where the shark jumps out of the water and eats a plane that's flying at plane flying height.
The Asylum really don't deserve the amazing audience they get; they solely exist to trick people into buying their DVD when it's put next to or released before it's equivalent blockbuster.
Take Sherlock Holmes, which just used various 3D models they'd accumulated over the years from their previous mockbusters.
Mom! I really want Sherlock Holmes!
Wow, Sherlock Holmes for £4 new, I'll buy that!
etc.