Yum wasn't bothering me... but I don't mind if she stalks me :D
Man, all who guys who say Sam is a boring character... DO YOU GUYS EVEN
PLAY Splinter Cell or do you just go by what reviews tell you? Sam's life is nothing but getting crapped on but just like a true patriot, he takes it with a smile and blows away terrorists because that's the right thing to do. Hell, his daughter is dead and he has no family, he killed his old boss IN THE NAME OF THE MISSION (the next game follows the sad ending from Double Agent), he's a criminal in pretty much everyone's eyes, and in the new Splinter Cell he's basically a vigilante who's going out of his way to protect the world because he cares about it so much even if it means it's literally destroying him.
BUT NOPE DOESNT FIGHT GIANT ROBOTS NOT COOL ENOUGH!
Seriously, if you're bored with Splinter Cell then it pretty much means
you don't like stealth games. MGS has you sneaking around, but it's first and foremost an action fantasy game. The appeal of all the Tom Clancy games is the realism. You're really an average human with expert training and only this training will get you through the day. Snake is pretty much a genetic superman and the focus is on his bravado and strength as he muscles his way through situations.
But yeah, the Beauty and the Beast units were cool ideas. Everything about the MGS series oozes COOL and UNIQUE so that doens't keep me from playing them.
OMFG, so I get to play as Jason Bourne?! Dream come true!
Yeah, that's what people have been comparing it too. There's little to no information about the story revealed, but Fisher is now a fugitive (probably based on the sad ending from Double Agent) and the world's gone to hell. From the rumors I've heard, martial law's being enforced, there are terrorist attacks daily, and he believes this is a sign that a new fascist or totalitarian government will be in place and America will pretty much crumble. The story isn't official yet, but the gameplay is. He has to sneak around in the open, avoiding police and undercover cops as he steals information from guard depots and corporate offices. He has no more gadgets, so he relies on the black market, he has to steal weapons, and he uses any object in the environment in melee fights. The few videos of the combat system look amazing and the game seems to take all the best stuff from Dead Rising and combines it with Splinter Cell.
MGS has not delivered good stories. The stories for those games make no sense at all, and are often so bizarre as to be laughable. Anyone remember the Laleloolelo or whatever? Give me a break.
Ugh, I don't feel like going into the whole postmodernism schpiel so I'll say it like this:
LOL MAJOR MGS2 SPOILERS DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T BEATEN
MGS2 DID NOT EXIST. Big Shell wasn't real. It was a live simulation created by Solidus and manipulated by Liquid and Ocelot to gather the data on the perfect soldier which was why it was called the Solid Snake Simulation. Anyone notice how the game's formula followed Metal Gear Solid 1 almost to the letter?
The whole thing at the end, where reality comes crashing down, that was because of Arsenal Gear. Arsenal was a giant VR training machine who's design was to give soldiers the same training as Snake. At the end of the game, Snake uploads a virus which causes reality (A.K.A. Arsenal) to explode.
La-Li-Le-Lu-Lo
WAS the Patriots... it was just a code name. The idea behind MGS2 and postmodernism in general is how we are advancing from the current modern age, and into an information age where money is no longer a commodity when compared to knowledge. Knowledge is literally power; information makes you god. The patriots was a reference to the Knights Templar or the Illuminati; they wanted to keep the world in a literal DARK AGES by manipulating knowledge.
Think of it like this: the more ignorant you are, the easier you are to control. By slightly modifying history through text books and such, the Patriots could control the way people think and believe. The idea behind MGS2 was the free trade of information and how this WEAKENED the Patriots grasp on the world.
What we discovered was the Patriots were actually dead, Ocelot and Liquid were controlling everything behind the scenes (Vamp has something to do with this too, hopefully it'll be revealed in MGS4), and Solidus was only a pawn to help train Raiden.
As for Raiden, he was a blank slate as revealed by his talks with his girlfriend. He was designed to absord he knowledge and data of the ultimate soldier, Big Boss which was passed on through the "perfect" clone Solid... although this isn't true, Solid is actually the weak clone and Liquid is the perfect one hence his immortality although ironically, Liquid was consumed by jealousy and believed Snake was the ultimate clone.
Yeah, there's a lot to the MGS series but if you actually just sit down and, you know, OPEN YOUR MIND you can understand the story pretty clearly.