Commodore Whynot":32dfi2fs said:Cock Shadow Shadow Kiosk... what does it mean
Also who the fuck started that shit I demand to know
18<`{{A}> ;-;
18<`{{A}> i miss him...
18* `{A} _ {A}' *
22* sleepow is now known as shadow
18<shadow> what the fuck
18<{H}> we're having a big booze-up
18<`{A}>
18<`{W}> hi shadow
18<`{A}> hi shadow!!!
18<`{{A}> hi shadow!!!
18<shadow> O.O;;
18<`{W}> your finally up
18* shadow runs and hides
18<`{A}> you took your time!
18<`{{A}> ilu shadow
18<`{{A}> come back
18<`{{A}> ;-;
18<`{{A}> i...ilu
18<shadow> i want everyone here to switch to their real nicks :O
18<`{{A}> nno...
18<`{W}> no
18<`{A}> these are our real nicks
18<`{{A}> yes
18<{S}> >_>
18<`{{A}> we changed
18<`{{A}> our nicks
18<shadow> no
18<`{A}> like
18<{S}> i am {S}
18<`{{A}> we wrote you poetry across the sky
18<shadow> forum name please
18<`{{A}> with our names
18<{S}> hello~
18<shadow> :x
18<`{A}> we've had these nicks for like 4 hours
18<`{{A}> to express our love....
18<shadow> WOAH
18<`{{A}> yeah really
18<shadow> it spells
18<shadow> SHADOW
18<`{{A}> it spells
18<`{{A}> SHADOWZADICK
18<{S}> read the rest llo
18<`{W}> more like 6 hours
18<{S}> :X
18<shadow> >:|
18<`{{A}> xD
18<shadow> screw you guys
18<{S}> at first it was just shadow
18<shadow> im not a dick
18<`{{A}> ilu shadow
18<shadow>
18<`{A}>
* boon sucks
<Arbiter> lol ironic
<Arbiter> klined*
<wyatt> like me and indra
* boon asked a girl out and they gave boon awkward 'im busy'-style reply
<Arbiter> shadow used to think i was a bot ;[
<boon> ;[
* wyatt got asked out by a boy and gave the awkward 'im busy'-style reply
<shadow> boon i'd go out with you
<Arbiter> :x
<boon> :x
<boon> I'm a guy
<Arbiter> he knows
<shadow> so?
<wyatt> ow> boon i'd go out with you
<Arbiter>
<shadow> i go both ways
<shadow> ;]
<Arbiter> i doubt that
<shadow> :x?
<Arbiter> because if you really do
<Arbiter> i'm coming to your house
<Arbiter> just to fuck you
<shadow> lol
20:17 turtle: hi im me
20:18 Perihelion: hi me
20:18 turtle: what
20:19 Perihelion: huh
20:20 turtle: ????
* You are now known as h
<h> be i!
<shadow> no
<h>
* Perihelion is now known as i
<shadow> this is old now
<h> hi
<i> hi
<i> :3
<h> :D
<i> :D!!
<h> :O!!!!!!
<i> D:?????
<h> s:
<i> :x
<h>
<i>
[19] <Wyatt> god this program too is fafggoty
[19] <@domowoj> you're a fafg
[19] <@domowoj> suck my balls
* Arbiter runs
<boon> that sounds generically wrong to me
<boon> * shadow plays with them on the floor
<boon> * shadow zooms one off at arbiter
* shadow runs the tonka truck up Arbiter's leg
<Arbiter> :x
<shadow> broom!
<boon> #sex
<Arbiter> run that a bit more to the right shadow
<Arbiter> yeah
<Arbiter> thats it
<Arbiter> mmmmmmm
<Arbiter>
<boon> drive me baby
<shadow> o.o;
* Arbiter is now known as shad0w
<shad0w> man
* Notify: Arbiter is offline (Slacked).
<shad0w> thats my name
<wyatt> man i was just about to joke kick shadow but then i realised i can actually kick now
<wyatt> :x
<shad0w> why have you stolen it
<shad0w> haha yeah
<boon> !kick shadow
-ChanServ- You are not authorized to perform this operation.
* shadow pulls down shad0w's shorts
<@Perihelion> So I learned today that my door unlocks if you jerk the knob hard enough.
<+boon> wow
<+boon> i just realised
<+boon> my penis is about the same as my height, but in inches
<Twirly> wow
more #RMXP_Script harassment":3q9m2pj1 said:<Sophist> nerds
<Sophist> come on hon
<Venetia> NERDS!
<Venetia> eat shit and die, NERDS!
* Venetia throws a homemade molotov cocktail
* Sophist has changed the topic to: Welcome to #nerd_faggots
* Sophist revs motorcycle
* Venetia smacks on gum
* Sophist wheelies
* Venetia twirls a piece of hair
<BwdYeti> :|
<Venetia>
* Sophist throws beer can at BwdYeti
<Sophist> code me another beer nerds
* Venetia gets pregnant at 16
* Sophist breaks up with venetia
* Sophist rides hot rod to Las Vegas
* Venetia goes on Maury
* Venetia forces Sophist into a paternity test with 5 other men
* Sophist is suckered onto maury with the idea that he is meeting a long lost relative
* Sophist is now known as Maury
* Maury declares sophist is not the father
* Maury is now known as Sophist
* Venetia starts to bawl
* Sophist jumps up and down and shouts in your face whore in venetia's face
* Venetia names the child Laquanda Teresa Bolivia Wafflehouse MacGyver
* Sophist Reconciles with Venetia because his alcoholism has rendered him undesirable
* Venetia accepts it and moves into his trailer and starts paying for all the bills because Sophist is "inbetween jobs right now"
<BwdYeti> :|
* Sophist starts begins an intimate relationship with Laquanda Teresa Bolivia Wafflehouse MacGyver when she turns seventeen
* Venetia repeatedly tries to tell her other boyfriend that she only has those bruises because of walking into doors and falling down stairs
* Sophist asks if we could have a threesome with Laquanda to "teach" her about sex and healthy relationships
* Venetia breaks a beerbottle against the table and threatens to cut Sophist's sack open
* Sophist sleeps under a bridge for the night
* Sophist files for divorce
<Sophist> That's the last straw
* Venetia skips town
* Venetia takes Laquanda to a halfway house to sell her for some pot
* Venetia gets thrown in jail
* Venetia suddenly realizes she was lesbian all this time after her first intimate night with her cellmate named Cherise
* Sophist is murdered at a homeless shelter during a fight over a line of cocaine
* Venetia is murdered by a shiv 2 years later after Cherise decided to take up a younger, prettier trick
<Sophist> xp
<Venetia> maybe we should have been nerds
<Sophist> yeah
<BwdYeti> :|
Commodore Whynot":3599ubc9 said:
<The_Great_Terror> hey zeriab'
<ElFuzzo> I got kisses last night
<ElFuzzo> also
<The_Great_Terror> oh
<ElFuzzo> I am eating a huge ass-bowl of beans
<Zeriab> :3
<The_Great_Terror> from your dad?
<ElFuzzo> no!
<The_Great_Terror> is the bowl shaped like an ass?
<ElFuzzo> no
<ElFuzzo> I meant huge-ass bowl
<ElFuzzo> but it made me laugh when I mistyped the hyphen so I left it
<The_Great_Terror> i think i'm going to make an ass-bowl
<@wyatt> Pluto! Talk to me or I'll never let you into my vagina again!
<Pluto> :x
<@chlomp> :x
<@wyatt> :x
<@shadow> :x
<BwdYeti> :x
<@CapnHOOHAH> :x
<+dow> :x
<+jooper> :x
<ElFuzzo> :x
<darkfire> :x
<@shadow> http://www.slacked.org/
<@shadow> my WIP logo
<Arbiter> rofl
<Pluto> You are SO fired.
<Commodore_Whynot> :x
<@shadow> what
<Arbiter> :x