Mar 01 07:19:07 <CapnHOOHAH> I don;t go in RA so everything this move digs up is news to me
Mar 01 07:19:25 <CapnHOOHAH> it's both enlightening and disgusting
Mar 01 07:19:45 <Arbiter> i went in there for many reasons
Mar 01 07:19:47 <Grathea> god this is really only the half of it
Mar 01 07:19:50 <Arbiter> 1. as a mod to sort shit out
Mar 01 07:19:53 <Arbiter> 2. for laughs
Mar 01 07:19:56 <Arbiter> 3. for sado
Mar 01 07:19:59 <Grathea> arby has the point.
Mar 01 07:20:16 <CapnHOOHAH> arbie likes it when I tie him up and paddle his arse so
Mar 01 07:20:19 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:20:26 <Arbiter> i['ve
Mar 01 07:20:29 <Arbiter> never experienced
Mar 01 07:20:30 <Arbiter> that
Mar 01 07:20:31 <CapnHOOHAH> at the risk of oversharing
Mar 01 07:20:33 <Arbiter> and hope i never will
Mar 01 07:20:36 <CapnHOOHAH> I do it hard
Mar 01 07:20:39 <CapnHOOHAH> liar
Mar 01 07:20:39 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:20:44 <Arbiter> i'm not lying
Mar 01 07:20:46 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:20:48 <Grathea> ...I'm not sure who to beleive here.
Mar 01 07:20:50 <Grathea> *belive
Mar 01 07:20:50 <Arbiter> me
Mar 01 07:20:51 <CapnHOOHAH> you drilled the holes in the paddle yourself
Mar 01 07:20:52 <Grathea> *believe
Mar 01 07:20:52 <Arbiter> please
Mar 01 07:20:53 <Arbiter> ME
Mar 01 07:21:00 <Arbiter> no man
Mar 01 07:21:01 <Arbiter> capn
Mar 01 07:21:02 <Arbiter> stop it
Mar 01 07:21:02 <CapnHOOHAH> so I couls hit you harder and faster
Mar 01 07:21:09 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:21:13 <Arbiter> i'm laughing pretty hard
Mar 01 07:21:15 <Arbiter> but
Mar 01 07:21:18 <Arbiter> it's not real
Mar 01 07:21:21 <Arbiter> it didn;t happen
Mar 01 07:21:29 <CapnHOOHAH> he forgot to sand the holes and ended up with splinters in his butt
Mar 01 07:21:32 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:21:35 <CapnHOOHAH> which he then onjoyed
Mar 01 07:21:39 <CapnHOOHAH> so I suppose he "forgot"
Mar 01 07:21:42 <Arbiter> onjoyed
Mar 01 07:21:46 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:21:46 <CapnHOOHAH> *enjoyed
Mar 01 07:21:58 <Arbiter> just you wait
Mar 01 07:21:58 <Grathea> oh god
Mar 01 07:22:02 <Arbiter> i'll get you back for yhis
Mar 01 07:22:04 <CapnHOOHAH> he had me spank him loads when he had those splinters
Mar 01 07:22:05 <Arbiter> this
Mar 01 07:22:07 <Arbiter> @X
Mar 01 07:22:07 <CapnHOOHAH> he loved it so much
Mar 01 07:22:13 <Arbiter> ashuedqwfrv#
Mar 01 07:22:15 <Arbiter> LOL
Mar 01 07:22:39 <Grathea> i'm looking through this guy's post history
Mar 01 07:22:39 <Grathea>
viewtopic.php?f=9&t=31663
Mar 01 07:22:39 <Grathea> I give up This thread is closed
Mar 01 07:22:39 <Grathea> CLOSED NO ONE LIKES MY WORK
Mar 01 07:22:40 <Grathea> i give credit to people and they are angry at me
Mar 01 07:23:05 <CapnHOOHAH> paul
Mar 01 07:23:23 <Grathea> yes
Mar 01 07:23:25 <Grathea> again
Mar 01 07:23:40 <CapnHOOHAH> paul is a real man
Mar 01 07:23:45 <CapnHOOHAH> a man's man
Mar 01 07:23:49 <CapnHOOHAH> a man of the world
Mar 01 07:23:50 <CapnHOOHAH> and a berk
Mar 01 07:23:52 <Grathea> and paul wears stanfields
Mar 01 07:23:57 <Grathea> stanfields - underwear for MEN
Mar 01 07:24:04 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:24:05 <Grathea> god those ads are SO ANNOYING
Mar 01 07:24:10 <CapnHOOHAH> stanfields are what now
Mar 01 07:24:15 <CapnHOOHAH> keks?
Mar 01 07:24:20 <Grathea> guys underwear.
Mar 01 07:24:20 <Arbiter> they're
Mar 01 07:24:22 <CapnHOOHAH> oh
Mar 01 07:24:25 <CapnHOOHAH> so yes then
Mar 01 07:24:29 <Grathea> they have really annoying ads.
Mar 01 07:24:32 <Grathea> no idea what keks are.
Mar 01 07:24:33 <Grathea> sorry.
Mar 01 07:24:44 <Arbiter> keks
Mar 01 07:24:46 <CapnHOOHAH> they're underpants
Mar 01 07:24:48 <Arbiter> it's kex capn
Mar 01 07:24:53 <CapnHOOHAH> sure
Mar 01 07:24:53 <Grathea> oh ok
Mar 01 07:24:54 <Arbiter> and they're not underpants
Mar 01 07:24:55 <Grathea> probs similar
Mar 01 07:25:02 <Grathea> but that company has ads
Mar 01 07:25:03 <Arbiter> they are a chav way for saying pants
Mar 01 07:25:06 <Arbiter> or trousers
Mar 01 07:25:07 <Grathea> that run EXACTLY LIKE THAT
Mar 01 07:25:11 <CapnHOOHAH> innit tho?
Mar 01 07:25:18 <Grathea>
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4 ... SL160_.jpg
Mar 01 07:25:53 <Grathea> there
Mar 01 07:26:00 <CapnHOOHAH>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY is a good ad
Mar 01 07:26:02 <Arbiter> whats with the sock
Mar 01 07:26:07 <Grathea> no clue
Mar 01 07:26:11 <Grathea> it's an underwear ad
Mar 01 07:26:12 <CapnHOOHAH> lol@stuffed crotch
Mar 01 07:26:15 <Grathea> he's overcompensating
Mar 01 07:26:17 <Arbiter> yeah
Mar 01 07:26:18 <Arbiter> haha
Mar 01 07:26:33 <CapnHOOHAH> I have a bigger bulge than that with just my bollocks
Mar 01 07:26:37 <Grathea> :x
Mar 01 07:26:42 <CapnHOOHAH> I'm not even joking
Mar 01 07:26:45 <Grathea> I know.
Mar 01 07:26:49 <Grathea> it's the mental image.
Mar 01 07:26:58 <CapnHOOHAH> I have disproportionally large testes
Mar 01 07:27:04 <CapnHOOHAH> in a rather baggy ballbag
Mar 01 07:27:07 <Grathea> also, arbiter, you have my profound respect.
Mar 01 07:27:12 <Arbiter> haha
Mar 01 07:27:32 <Arbiter> well capn
Mar 01 07:27:43 <Arbiter> i beat almost your entire body with my cock, so...
Mar 01 07:27:48 <CapnHOOHAH> true
Mar 01 07:27:58 <Arbiter> also i like how you make
Mar 01 07:28:04 <Arbiter> me embarrassed
Mar 01 07:28:08 <Arbiter> even though it didn't happen
Mar 01 07:28:11 <CapnHOOHAH> suuure
Mar 01 07:28:12 <CapnHOOHAH> w/e
Mar 01 07:28:15 <Arbiter> there was no padel
Mar 01 07:28:17 <Arbiter> padle
Mar 01 07:28:19 <Arbiter> or w/e
Mar 01 07:28:23 <CapnHOOHAH> well, not anymore
Mar 01 07:28:24 <Arbiter> i'm bad at spelling today
Mar 01 07:28:26 <Arbiter> whats wrong with me
Mar 01 07:28:26 <Grathea> just his enormous bratuwrst
Mar 01 07:28:28 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:28:29 <CapnHOOHAH> he had me use it so much and so hard
Mar 01 07:28:30 <Arbiter> hahaaa
Mar 01 07:28:31 <CapnHOOHAH> it broke
Mar 01 07:28:35 <Grathea> *bratwurst
Mar 01 07:28:45 <CapnHOOHAH> and now I use a wooden slat out of the sofa
Mar 01 07:28:49 <Grathea> :x
Mar 01 07:28:51 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:28:52 <Grathea> that sounds unsafe.
Mar 01 07:28:57 <Grathea> you should really get a new paddle.
Mar 01 07:29:00 <CapnHOOHAH> he loves it though
Mar 01 07:29:01 <Arbiter> the sofa is pretty much unsafe now
Mar 01 07:29:05 <CapnHOOHAH> so I'm not complaining
Mar 01 07:29:09 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:29:12 <Arbiter> no
Mar 01 07:29:15 <Arbiter> i don't like that shit
Mar 01 07:29:17 <Grathea> no, I meant in terms of the sofa losing structural integrity.
Mar 01 07:29:25 <Arbiter> it has
Mar 01 07:29:26 <CapnHOOHAH> oh, it's already wrecked
Mar 01 07:29:30 <Grathea> oh ok then
Mar 01 07:29:43 <CapnHOOHAH> we we fucking on it and it kind of collapsed
Mar 01 07:29:46 <Arbiter> it's what happens when you get fucked by a 13 stone body builder
Mar 01 07:29:51 <CapnHOOHAH> aye
Mar 01 07:29:51 <Arbiter> on the sofa
Mar 01 07:29:58 <Arbiter> and use the arms as hand support
Mar 01 07:30:02 <Arbiter> actually
Mar 01 07:30:02 <CapnHOOHAH> aye
Mar 01 07:30:05 <Arbiter> i really liked this couch
Mar 01 07:30:07 <Arbiter> it sucks now
Mar 01 07:30:09 <Arbiter>
Mar 01 07:30:10 <Grathea> oh wow.
Mar 01 07:30:15 <CapnHOOHAH> we can get another
Mar 01 07:30:16 <Grathea> the couch collapsed?
Mar 01 07:30:21 <CapnHOOHAH> yeah
Mar 01 07:30:26 <Arbiter> well, it took the arm clean off
Mar 01 07:30:28 <Grathea> damn.
Mar 01 07:30:31 <Arbiter> and the slats underneath broke
Mar 01 07:30:31 <CapnHOOHAH> it went from a pretty sturdy couch to like
Mar 01 07:30:35 <CapnHOOHAH> bucket seats
Mar 01 07:30:39 <Arbiter> hahahaha
Mar 01 07:30:42 <Grathea> oh wow.
Mar 01 07:30:47 <Arbiter> i fixed it mostly
Mar 01 07:30:52 <Arbiter> i drilled some holes
Mar 01 07:30:53 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:30:57 <CapnHOOHAH> haha
Mar 01 07:30:58 <Arbiter> in context obviously
Mar 01 07:31:02 <Arbiter> and then
Mar 01 07:31:03 <CapnHOOHAH> in the paddle, obviously
Mar 01 07:31:09 <Arbiter> put some brackets on and fixed the arm
Mar 01 07:31:14 <Grathea> and then he drilled YOU a hole
Mar 01 07:31:19 <CapnHOOHAH> aye
Mar 01 07:31:20 <Arbiter> i lol'd
Mar 01 07:31:29 <Grathea> :3
Mar 01 07:31:32 <CapnHOOHAH> εїз
Mar 01 07:31:35 <Arbiter> speaking of broke things
Mar 01 07:31:39 <Arbiter> my comp table is fucked
Mar 01 07:31:41 <Arbiter> why is it fucked
Mar 01 07:31:46 <Arbiter> it's never been used really
Mar 01 07:31:48 <CapnHOOHAH> you sat on it
Mar 01 07:31:54 <Arbiter> that's
Mar 01 07:31:59 <Arbiter> not right at all
Mar 01 07:32:05 <CapnHOOHAH> or was it me?
Mar 01 07:32:08 <CapnHOOHAH> did I sit on it?
Mar 01 07:32:11 <Arbiter> it's when we were playing with the dogs or something
Mar 01 07:32:17 <Arbiter> when bess launched herself at me
Mar 01 07:32:18 <Grathea> wait, what the hell is 13 stone in kg?
Mar 01 07:32:19 <Arbiter> and i moved
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Mar 01 07:32:21 <CapnHOOHAH> umm
Mar 01 07:32:22 <Arbiter> its'
Mar 01 07:32:23 <Grathea> I've been trying to work it out and I have no idea
Mar 01 07:32:37 <Arbiter> 82.5
Mar 01 07:32:42 <Grathea> and google doesn't seem to want to
Mar 01 07:32:45 <Grathea> oh ok cool.
Mar 01 07:32:54 <Grathea> and that's all muscle and penis?
Mar 01 07:33:00 <Arbiter> yeah
Mar 01 07:33:14 <Grathea> mm, ok.
Mar 01 07:33:15 <Arbiter> i posted a pic in gd work out thread
Mar 01 07:33:18 <Arbiter> but pb deleted the image
Mar 01 07:33:22 <Arbiter> because i was more or less nide
Mar 01 07:33:23 <Grathea> no i've seen pics
Mar 01 07:33:24 <Arbiter> nude
Mar 01 07:33:27 <Arbiter> you saw it
Mar 01 07:33:28 <Grathea> oh I haven't seen that one
Mar 01 07:33:30 <Arbiter> oh
Mar 01 07:33:42 <Grathea> and what do you mean 'more or less' nude
Mar 01 07:33:46 <Grathea> either you're nude or you're not
Mar 01 07:33:47 <Arbiter> i was nude
Mar 01 07:33:57 <Arbiter> but i cropped the bottom part of mostly
Mar 01 07:33:58 <Grathea> and where did the photo cut off?
Mar 01 07:34:00 <Grathea> oh ok good
Mar 01 07:34:19 <Arbiter> it was a topless pic
Mar 01 07:34:26 <Grathea> god the entire time I've been in here this channel has been nothing but gaysex and niggers
Mar 01 07:34:34 <Arbiter> but it had all the hair on my belly and top part of the pubes
Mar 01 07:34:36 <Grathea> and somehow I'm not at all surprised
Mar 01 07:34:39 <CapnHOOHAH> that's what the channel is for?
Mar 01 07:34:47 <CapnHOOHAH> #gayniggersex
Mar 01 07:34:50 <Grathea> well, true
Mar 01 07:34:55 <Grathea> but generally it's like seventy, eighty percent.
Mar 01 07:34:58 <Arbiter> why
Mar 01 07:35:00 <Arbiter> did i click that
Mar 01 07:35:05 <Grathea> but it's been nonstop gaysex and niggers since I've been here
Mar 01 07:35:18 <Arbiter> yeah
Mar 01 07:35:20 <Arbiter> it's
Mar 01 07:35:22 <Arbiter> pretty bad
Mar 01 07:35:28 <Grathea> mmhm.
Mar 01 07:35:28 <Arbiter> and there isn't anything else to talk about
Mar 01 07:35:34 <Arbiter> because most people in here don't even use rpg makres
Mar 01 07:35:36 <Arbiter> makres
Mar 01 07:35:38 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:35:39 <Arbiter> makers
Mar 01 07:35:43 <Grathea> how 'bout them Jets
Mar 01 07:35:44 <CapnHOOHAH> lolrm*
Mar 01 07:36:06 <CapnHOOHAH> the only jets I know of are in the sky or on my plate
Mar 01 07:36:14 <Grathea> ?
Mar 01 07:36:15 <Arbiter> what are the ones on the plate
Mar 01 07:36:18 <Grathea> jets on your plate
Mar 01 07:36:23 <Grathea> what is this i don't even
Mar 01 07:36:45 <Arbiter> oh it's a chicken nugget type thing
Mar 01 07:36:45 <CapnHOOHAH> they're
Mar 01 07:36:50 <CapnHOOHAH> turkey shape things
Mar 01 07:37:15 <Grathea> oh really
Mar 01 07:37:18 <Grathea> that sounds odd.
Mar 01 07:37:26 <Grathea> Never really liked chicken nuggets
Mar 01 07:37:32 <Arbiter> i don't eat them
Mar 01 07:37:40 <Grathea> then again honestly not a big fan of meat in general
Mar 01 07:37:41 <Arbiter> i mean they're not bad taste wise
Mar 01 07:37:43 <Grathea> just don't like the taste
Mar 01 07:37:50 <Arbiter> but i generally don't eat unhea;thy food
Mar 01 07:37:50 <CapnHOOHAH> I like meat
Mar 01 07:37:56 <CapnHOOHAH> and unhealthy food
Mar 01 07:38:02 <CapnHOOHAH> and chocolate
Mar 01 07:38:02 <Arbiter> how is ; an l
Mar 01 07:38:08 <Arbiter> steak
Mar 01 07:38:10 <Arbiter> gotta eat steak
Mar 01 07:38:12 <Grathea> they're right next to each other
Mar 01 07:38:16 <Grathea> eww steak
Mar 01 07:38:16 <CapnHOOHAH> steak is a given
Mar 01 07:38:18 <Arbiter> true
Mar 01 07:38:19 <CapnHOOHAH> what
Mar 01 07:38:25 <Grathea> idk I just can't stand the taste of red meat
Mar 01 07:38:29 <CapnHOOHAH> what
Mar 01 07:38:38 <Grathea> i'm also allergic to alcohol
Mar 01 07:38:42 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:38:44 <Arbiter> oh man#
Mar 01 07:38:49 <Grathea> so what can you do
Mar 01 07:38:49 <Grathea> yeah
Mar 01 07:38:50 <Arbiter> i couldn't be allergic to alcohol
Mar 01 07:38:51 <CapnHOOHAH> that must
Mar 01 07:38:54 <Arbiter> i'd die
Mar 01 07:38:55 <CapnHOOHAH> really suck
Mar 01 07:38:55 <Arbiter> well
Mar 01 07:38:57 <Grathea> suck?
Mar 01 07:38:59 <Grathea> sorta.
Mar 01 07:39:01 <Grathea> yeah.
Mar 01 07:39:02 <Arbiter> actually i wouldn't because i'd be used to it
Mar 01 07:39:15 <Grathea> no, it's actually really annoying
Mar 01 07:39:16 <Grathea> b/c even the alcohol smell
Mar 01 07:39:23 <Grathea> is vomit-inducing
Mar 01 07:39:26 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:39:31 <Grathea> yeah it sucks major balls
Mar 01 07:39:49 <Grathea> well, not allergic per se
Mar 01 07:39:51 <CapnHOOHAH> you'd love it here then
Mar 01 07:39:53 <Grathea> but my body doesn't really process it?
Mar 01 07:39:57 <CapnHOOHAH> smells like whiskey
Mar 01 07:40:07 <Grathea> so I get food poisoning or some shit.
Mar 01 07:40:07 <Arbiter> that's because we had some last night
Mar 01 07:40:12 <CapnHOOHAH> yes
Mar 01 07:40:24 <Grathea> in which sense of the phrase
Mar 01 07:40:38 <Arbiter> er
Mar 01 07:40:41 <CapnHOOHAH> both?
Mar 01 07:40:42 <Arbiter> whiskey
Mar 01 07:40:45 <Arbiter> not both
Mar 01 07:40:48 <Arbiter> last night i
Mar 01 07:40:54 <Arbiter> got drunk
Mar 01 07:41:00 <Arbiter> really drunk
Mar 01 07:41:06 <CapnHOOHAH> and then I spanked him
Mar 01 07:41:07 <Arbiter> horribley drunk
Mar 01 07:41:10 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:41:12 <Arbiter> he didn't
Mar 01 07:41:15 <Arbiter> he never had
Mar 01 07:41:15 <CapnHOOHAH> yes I did
Mar 01 07:41:15 <Arbiter> as
Mar 01 07:41:20 <Arbiter> didn't
Mar 01 07:41:22 <CapnHOOHAH> don't be shy
Mar 01 07:41:22 <Grathea> I'm drawn more to believe him than you
Mar 01 07:41:26 <Grathea> b/c it's a better story
Mar 01 07:41:30 <Grathea> sorry
Mar 01 07:41:31 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:41:33 <Arbiter> hahahaha
Mar 01 07:41:41 <CapnHOOHAH> he's really quite ashamed about it
Mar 01 07:41:43 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:41:46 <Arbiter> oh man
Mar 01 07:41:47 <CapnHOOHAH> and he's probably enjoying it
Mar 01 07:41:52 <Grathea> you should discipline him for that
Mar 01 07:41:52 <Arbiter> this is really bad
Mar 01 07:41:56 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:41:58 <Arbiter> LOL
Mar 01 07:42:19 <Arbiter> CapnHOOHAH, i am going to make you regret this prolonged joke
Mar 01 07:42:23 <Arbiter> CAPNHOOHAH PAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Mar 01 07:42:25 <CapnHOOHAH> ¿·¸·
Mar 01 07:42:31 <Grathea> i lol'd
Mar 01 07:42:35 <Arbiter> haha
Mar 01 07:42:45 <CapnHOOHAH> he doesn't like me telling people how dirty he is
Mar 01 07:42:52 <Arbiter> god
Mar 01 07:42:53 <CapnHOOHAH> especially not my mother
Mar 01 07:42:54 <Arbiter> no
Mar 01 07:42:58 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:43:01 <Arbiter> whats
Mar 01 07:43:03 <CapnHOOHAH> he curled up into a ball and died
Mar 01 07:43:05 <Arbiter> your mother got to do with it
Mar 01 07:43:08 <Arbiter> hahahaa
Mar 01 07:43:09 <Arbiter> what
Mar 01 07:43:14 <Arbiter> gonna
Mar 01 07:43:16 <Arbiter> kill
Mar 01 07:43:17 <Grathea> oh god i can just picture that
Mar 01 07:43:18 <Arbiter> yopu
Mar 01 07:43:20 <Arbiter> CAPNHOOHAH PAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Mar 01 07:43:22 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:43:24 <Arbiter> syaur hasdr
Mar 01 07:43:24 <CapnHOOHAH> I was sat taling to her on the phone
Mar 01 07:43:28 <Arbiter> hahashshaha
Mar 01 07:43:32 <CapnHOOHAH> and I told her my hand was sore
Mar 01 07:43:35 <CapnHOOHAH> she asked why
Mar 01 07:43:40 <Arbiter> this is not true
Mar 01 07:43:42 <Arbiter> i assure you
Mar 01 07:43:43 <CapnHOOHAH> "because I've been spanking him"
Mar 01 07:43:45 <Arbiter> this isn't
Mar 01 07:43:47 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:43:52 <Arbiter> i can't stop laughing
Mar 01 07:43:55 <CapnHOOHAH> then I told her all about everything
Mar 01 07:43:59 <Grathea> I'm having difficulty as well,.
Mar 01 07:44:08 <Arbiter> no man capn don't
Mar 01 07:44:12 <CapnHOOHAH> about how he likes being tied up
Mar 01 07:44:13 <Arbiter> my stomach hurts
Mar 01 07:44:17 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:44:19 <Arbiter> LOl
Mar 01 07:44:21 <Arbiter> L
Mar 01 07:44:34 <CapnHOOHAH> and how he likes being whipped and paddled and spanked
Mar 01 07:44:41 <Arbiter> CAPN DRESSES IN AN ALIEN SUIT
Mar 01 07:44:43 <Arbiter> CAPN DRESSES IN AN ALIEN SUIT
Mar 01 07:44:43 <Arbiter> CAPN DRESSES IN AN ALIEN SUIT
Mar 01 07:44:43 <Arbiter> CAPN DRESSES IN AN ALIEN SUIT
Mar 01 07:44:44 <Arbiter> CAPN DRESSES IN AN ALIEN SUIT
Mar 01 07:44:45 <Arbiter> CAPN DRESSES IN AN ALIEN SUIT
Mar 01 07:44:49 <CapnHOOHAH> one time, he asked me to get some ice to numb his nipples
Mar 01 07:44:50 <Arbiter> for himself
Mar 01 07:44:51 <Arbiter> not me
Mar 01 07:44:56 <Grathea> ohg od
Mar 01 07:44:58 <Grathea> awesome
Mar 01 07:45:00 <CapnHOOHAH> and asked me to flick them until they bled
Mar 01 07:45:01 <Arbiter> i got home one day
Mar 01 07:45:03 <Grathea> alienbdsm
Mar 01 07:45:08 <Arbiter> and he was just hanging around in asodjsa
Mar 01 07:45:09 <Arbiter> dfhasfgasdfas
Mar 01 07:45:13 <Arbiter> fsdaHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
Mar 01 07:45:20 <Arbiter> i never read that you said
Mar 01 07:45:22 <Arbiter> i was typing
Mar 01 07:45:24 <Arbiter> GOD
Mar 01 07:45:33 <CapnHOOHAH> and aferward he felt so sorry for himself but he couldn't keep his cock down
Mar 01 07:45:38 <Arbiter> whats
Mar 01 07:45:40 <Arbiter> no
Mar 01 07:45:41 <Arbiter> die
Mar 01 07:45:42 <CapnHOOHAH> he put plasters on them :x
Mar 01 07:45:44 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:45:47 <Arbiter> ashdhashaha
Mar 01 07:45:48 <Arbiter> die
Mar 01 07:45:50 <Arbiter> DIE
Mar 01 07:45:50 <CapnHOOHAH> which I superglued on when he was asleep
Mar 01 07:45:51 <Arbiter> DIE
Mar 01 07:45:54 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:45:58 <CapnHOOHAH> and then ripped off when they were dry
Mar 01 07:46:02 <Grathea> :x
Mar 01 07:46:04 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:46:05 <Grathea> that would hurt
Mar 01 07:46:07 <CapnHOOHAH> I swear he nearly came
Mar 01 07:46:10 <Arbiter> :X
Mar 01 07:46:11 <Grathea> that would really hurt
Mar 01 07:46:14 <Arbiter> jesus
Mar 01 07:46:17 <Arbiter> i like how
Mar 01 07:46:22 <Arbiter> i'm almost believing this myself
Mar 01 07:46:26 <Arbiter> and it didn't happen
Mar 01 07:46:27 <Grathea> you just know
Mar 01 07:46:29 <CapnHOOHAH> suuure
Mar 01 07:46:32 <CapnHOOHAH> w/e
Mar 01 07:46:33 <Grathea> somebody'sgoing to post this in ircquotes
Mar 01 07:46:35 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:46:38 <CapnHOOHAH> good
Mar 01 07:46:39 <Arbiter> X:
Mar 01 07:46:40 <Grathea> and nobody will EVER believe you
Mar 01 07:46:47 <Arbiter> ;x
Mar 01 07:46:57 <CapnHOOHAH> he's been hard since I started telling
Mar 01 07:47:01 <Arbiter> hahaha
Mar 01 07:47:04 <Arbiter> what no
Mar 01 07:47:09 <CapnHOOHAH> he loves being humilliated
Mar 01 07:47:11 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:47:24 <CapnHOOHAH> so posting it there would probably turn him on for weeks
Mar 01 07:47:28 <Arbiter> :x
Mar 01 07:47:31 <Grathea> also hey
Mar 01 07:47:33 <Arbiter> don't listen to him
Mar 01 07:47:39 <Grathea> do either of you have the ability to move subforums?
Mar 01 07:47:42 <CapnHOOHAH> nope
Mar 01 07:47:47 <Grathea> oh ok">