If you could have any power what would it be, and why?

[the_dungeon_master]

oh yeah it is a really emo power wouldn't that be a power to meet chuck norris or be able to make their hair into fringe a without gel also who the hell want's powers to help that's a bit boring isn't it? if you can jump into an imaginary world why make it more stable when it's instablity of thier world which wouild create challengers that would be fun having a world without problems now that's boring the thirld world is there to make people see thier life isn't for granted noob (that's if you beleive in god if not then it's clearly a world created by bad decisions on everybodys part)

 

[bashful crobat]

oh yeah it is a really emo power wouldn't that be a power to meet chuck norris or be able to make their hair into fringe a without gel also who the hell want's powers to help that's a bit boring isn't it? if you can jump into an imaginary world why make it more stable when it's instablity of thier world which wouild create challengers that would be fun having a world without problems now that's boring the thirld world is there to make people see thier life isn't for granted noob (that's if you beleive in god if not then it's clearly a world created by bad decisions on everybodys part)

Oh wow. I'm going to have fun dissecting this.

oh yeah it is a really emo power wouldn't that be a power to meet chuck norris or be able to make their hair into fringe a without gel

It is, and so are they.

blah blah why would you want a helping power that's boring

The power would be able to help, but it is also more than capable of killing someone with litte effort. You're going to refute this if I don't tell you EXPLICITLY why, so I will. Plants have some of the most potent chemicals known to man in their repertoire, intended to ensure survival by scaring off would-be grazers. I'm sure you'd love succumbing to an amphetamine overdose by simply breathing in. Not only do I have a delightful choice of poisons to fill you with, I also hold the ability to physically rip you to shreds. I could grow brambles up your nostrils and into your brain, or simply fill your arse with an impossible amount of tree trunk!

I'm not sure how to reply to the rest of the post beyond "please be quiet, before you say something stu-".

 

[Dissonance]

I already have the superpower I'd want to have IRL, so this question doesn't quite apply to me.

My power is to have an unlimited amount of cool rockin' style.   :shades:

Edit: Oh holy Jesus fuck.

the thirld world is there to make people see thier life isn't for granted noob (that's if you beleive in god

Do you know how many things are wrong with this?  Assume Christianity is real and God exists for a moment.  The God that we know from the bible would not allow millions of his children to suffer and die so that a few rich white folk in the United States would think "Oh, I should live life to the fullest!"  You know nothing about Christianity, shut up.

if not then it's clearly a world created by bad decisions on everybodys part)

NO.  The third world exists because our current society requires it to exist.  We are rich BECAUSE they are poor.  Every single aspect of your entire life is as it is right now because they are suffering.  If they get better (outside of Poison Aiumi going to save them by growing them potatoes :3 ) that means that we have to get worse.

 

[the_dungeon_master]

christianity sucks read the bible and you will understand that god would do that religion is an excuse for all problems and if you believe in it think it over hooooooooooooo

this forum has proven a point  i already have a superpower to create debate wherever i roam lol

Don't double post.  That's what the modify button is for. ~ Atemu

 

[Dissonance]

christianity sucks read the bible and you will understand that god would do that religion is an excuse for all problems and if you believe in it think it over hooooooooooooo

I never once said I did.  I'm devoutly anti-christian but I still obviously know more than you about it.

this forum has proven a point  i already have a superpower to create MASSIVE FLAMING FAGGOTRY wherever i roam lol

Fixed.

Also in before ban.

 

[the_dungeon_master]

 

or simply fill your arse with an impossible amount of tree trunk!

that's a bit evil dead isn't it? try splicing me with some plants and not allowing me to have sunlight for a while i think i'de be more pisse of with that as it would be a lot more original lol (plus all you would need is extremely potent scientific knowledge and no super powers at all but it would be to do with plants)

MASSIVE FLAMING FAGGATORY??? what you mean i create flaming bundles of twigs wherever i go amazing that would be pretty cool lol

DO NOT DOUBLE POST, DILWEED.  Also, let's try not to be a massively flaming faggot, as you already have two counts against you. ~ Atemu

 

[Despain]

The God that we know from the bible would not allow millions of his children to suffer and die so that a few rich white folk in the United States would think "Oh, I should live life to the fullest!"  You know nothing about Christianity, shut up.

actually, he would. at least the Old Testament God. He was a DICK

but we're getting off-topic. let's stop arguing about religion and get back to talking about butts

 

[the_dungeon_master]

thanks for backing me up on my clearly stronger arguement (the bible is probably the most contradictory book ever written lol) so just because the arguement will clearly end now it would be pretty boring for me to continue lol (unless another person starts it off  :thumb

 

[Despain]

Um, I didn't back you up. I disagreed with both of you.

the bible is probably the most contradictory book ever written lol

It is, but that doesn't say anything about it. The early Hebrews and early members of the Jesus Movement who wrote the bible cared little for inconsistency. If you're looking at the Old Testament, in particular the Genesis stories, you'd find that it's a lot less inconsistent if you realize that it is two genesis stories, placed side-by-side, and that within each of the two stories there is a fair amount of internal consistency. In the New Testament, particularly the gospels, the "inconsistencies" don't matter at all, because the intent of the stories were to spread the preaching of Jesus. Ancient biographies, as a genre, cared little for historical accuracy.

A lot of "lol its cool to hate religion"-type kids will sit around and claim that the Bible can't possibly be true because the original writers were too dumb to notice the glaring inconsistencies in their text... That's simply not the case. They were competent writers and these sort of things would have been obvious to them. They just don't care about it, since it didn't apply to the medium in which they were working.

I could go on all day, but don't make me. The only thing worse than an uninformed Christian is an uninformed Atheist who criticizes the wrong parts of a religion. If you're going to be the kind of person to trash the Bible, you should have more than a passing knowledge in it. In fact I believe that everybody should be familiar with it, regardless of creed, if only because it is the single most influential piece of literature the Western world has ever known.

Now please stop trying to get in the last word and let this topic steer itself back on track, sport.

 

[Vampiriclayer]

And/or the ability to create portals to anywhere

Damn... beat me to it...

 

[Dissonance]

The God that we know from the bible would not allow millions of his children to suffer and die so that a few rich white folk in the United States would think "Oh, I should live life to the fullest!"  You know nothing about Christianity, shut up.

actually, he would. at least the Old Testament God. He was a DICK

Yeah I was going for more of a New Testament feel.  :3

 

[WildCard]

Wow, I like where this thread lead to. And Missingno., you're awesome.

 

[Jason]

"The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away, with mind bullets!"

My power would be to turn myself into sand paper, I'd then run around and rape as many people as I could, thus giving them horrible burns, haha !

 

[Samboy]

My power would be to turn myself into sand paper, I'd then run around and rape as many people as I could, thus giving them horrible burns, haha !

That made me laugh pretty hard, and then realized I could be next. o_0

 

[holloway]

thanks for backing me up on my clearly stronger arguement (the bible is probably the most contradictory book ever written lol) so just because the arguement will clearly end now it would be pretty boring for me to continue lol (unless another person starts it off  :thumb

Last words:

From all of .org, I request that you fucking die.

 

[Vampiriclayer]

The power to come up with original chuck norris jokes

 

[Jason]

My power would be to turn myself into sand paper, I'd then run around and rape as many people as I could, thus giving them horrible burns, haha !

That made me laugh pretty hard, and then realized I could be next. o_0

Lol, yeah, you'll have to buy a buttplug or something, but watch out, cause I can make anything I touch turn into sandpaper too, so you'll have a nice piece of it up your ass, haha.

 

[craybest]

I would love to have the ability to heal, others and myself, or any wounds or diseases, maybe some will think it's a girly power, but I think it's one of the most useful powers ever.
plus I can do it with flashing battle animations :3

 

[Samboy]

Lol, yeah, you'll have to buy a buttplug or something, but watch out, cause I can make anything I touch turn into sandpaper too, so you'll have a nice piece of it up your ass, haha.

Maybe I could just buy a gun...

 

[Venetia]

I'd like the power to be able to understand and communicate with the_dungeon_master. That dude seems like he's got all his facts straight, if only I could read or understand what the fuck kind of language he was farting out.