A very very bad joke.
I woke up this morning, and suddenly discovered that the sun was shining brightly across a brilliant blue clear sky, and all the little boys and girls were skipping gaily to school; the garbagemen shot me a smile and a wink as if to say "hi!" and as I walked through the park, kicking through the autumn leaves, young couples were being all couple-y. In the background, we could hear the sounds of the traffic, and the sound of string music, almost as though the angels themselves were praising the brave new world Obama has delivered to us.
PRAISE THE LORD!