I thought it was pretty clear that I was being facetious.
I was, beforehand, well apprised of the fact that dear Link's ambidexterity in the digital action adventure simulation "The Adventure of Link" was due, in no small part, to the dope and brass tacks that his virtual avatar was oft mirrored, doubtless due to the limited memory therewith allocated for the display employed by graphical mechanations of said era, long past and forgotten.
The next time someone takes my simple-minded divestments of fact seriously, I abjurate on my ancestors that I will bloviate them so harshly as to immutably convince them of the irrevokable and acerbic fact that no amount of simplicity or threadbare exists in my mind, hence or so on into antiquity, especially to the extreme discomfort of myself and detriment of my common wherewithal.