FUN TIMES WITH CHARLES AND MONTGOMERY 2.0

[dadevvtsvre]

Tree: Attempts to grow legs and find it's creator (Charles)

You summon every iota of strength in your tiny tree body.

Rrngh!!

You're getting so close! You can do it! COME ON!!

You fail to grow legs and find your creator.

Also, you killed a ladybug.

You are the worst tree.

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

Tree: Screw the attempt. Use magic to walk.

 

[Gubid]

Charles: Obtains bee like senses from sting (kinda like spiderman did) since bees are infected with radioactive material that was carried by the plane in which they crashed in.

 

[Cait]

o.o uh, okay, I know I'm going to regret this one.... THE GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER makes an appearance in your comic and lectures the tree for murdering an innocent ladybug. Also, mont. gets a terrific idea!

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Bees: Swarm together and form a boat to sail up-stream (Towards Montgomery)

The general issues the commands. The bees know what to do.

Apparently, flying isn't fast enough! You construct a monstrously inefficient sailboat, and go on the move.

Swarm of geniuses, right here.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Tree: flower, and use your pollen to distract the bees

Your growth has accelerated rapidly for some reason. Only a couple of hours after being planted, you're already prepared to flower.

How adorable.

You release your pollen. It is absolutely heavenly, I must say!

It's mystifying. Electric. Oddly satisfying. You must have it.

The bees begin the chase to discover the source of the fragrance.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Charles hath been knockèd unconscious.

Charles: Obtains bee like senses from sting (kinda like spiderman did) since bees are infected with radioactive material that was carried by the plane in which they crashed in.

WAIT A SECOND SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.

WAIT WHAT IS THIS WHAT'S GOING ON. WHY ARE CHARLES' CRUDELY DRAWN FEATHER HANDS SHAKING AND GLOWING AND STUFF.

CHARLES. YOUR INNER BEE IS AWAKENING.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO.

oh my god this is the dumbest comic in existence.

 

[moog]

dude this is incredible.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

the final panel of the comic will be all the characters laying dead together due to their own incompetence

 

[Fusty]

Charles: Obtains bee flower like senses from sting flowers(kinda like spiderman did) since bees flowers are infected with radioactive material that was carried by the plane in which they crashed in. bees that sat on them

 

[dadevvtsvre]

o.o uh, okay, I know I'm going to regret this one.... THE GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER makes an appearance in your comic and lectures the tree for murdering an innocent ladybug.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

have some wicked promotional art

 

[regi]

> Montgomery: Awaken and regroup with friends.

 

[So fist]

charles tries to communicate something important to his friends in bee dance language

 

[So fist]

charles tries to communicate something important to his friends in bee dance language

 

[Pokémaniac]

Tree: Dominate comic

 

[mawk]

what a neat desk

 

[dadevvtsvre]

looks like somebody was too lazy to draw dozens of books/pencils/papers

fixed that for you

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Charles: Obtains bee flower like senses from sting flowers(kinda like spiderman did) since bees flowers are infected with radioactive material that was carried by the plane in which they crashed in. bees that sat on them

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

YOU GUYS ARE TOO CRUEL FOR CHARLES TO HANDLE.

The flowers aren't sitting well in your stomach. PUFFINS WERE NEVER MEANT TO EAT PLANTS.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

> Montgomery: Awaken and regroup with friends.

You awaken after a brief repose.

How rude!!

Tensions remain high between the otter and the human.

Suddenly, calamity!

The transformation has begun.