FUN TIMES WITH CHARLES AND MONTGOMERY 2.0

[dadevvtsvre]

>> Nasty shadow is acctually a sale's person strange lady...
>> Kick the sale's person strange lady

You decide to investigate the source of the disturbance.

aughhh!!!

The STRANGE LADY inquires about a certain pyramidal-shaped object.

You kick the STRANGE LADY.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

<is it an air pirate? Montgomery reaches to check his idiot meter to make sure any stupid act doesn't push him over the edge, when it goes over, (Because by checking it, is in fact stupid) because whatever is in the bush is stupider than he is.

You OFFEND Montgomery. Your MALICE LEVEL rises dramatically.

Is... is he crying? Oh god, I think he's crying.

Way to go!!

 

[Gubid]

Montegumary >> Takes up arms like Rambo

 

[dadevvtsvre]

>Tree: watch over events and commentate them with special tree knowledge

The TREE towers inches above the ground, dominating all INSECTS that cower in its minuscule shadow.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Montegumary >> Takes up arms like Rambo

You don't know who this RAMBO guy is, but this broad needs to back off!

>> Pack of Wild Monkeys take Monte

A ROBOTIC PRIMATE whisks Montgomery away on a magical adventure. Except not so much a magical adventure as a painful kidnapping.

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

Tree: Block the roboctic monkey and save montgomery.

 

[Star]

Strange Lady: Suddenly feels like she lost something and a strong desire to save Montgomery from the furious hungry monkey, and she fires at the monkeys using her laser beam eyes when she pulls down her glasses.

{This is awesome}

 

[regi]

> Charles: Stop selling wings and check up on your otter pal from your lovely vista point.

 

[Pokémaniac]

Tree: Watch grass grow (as inspiration)

 

[gRaViJa]

Tree: Block the roboctic monkey and save montgomery.

This

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Tree: Block the roboctic monkey and save montgomery.

yes.

yes!

yes!! we're doing it! we're making this happen!

oh wait you're only like three inches tall. whoops.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Strange Lady: Suddenly feels like she lost something and a strong desire to save Montgomery from the furious hungry monkey, and she fires at the monkeys using her laser beam eyes when she pulls down her glasses.

{This is awesome}

You suddenly feel an INTENSE LONGING for the kidnapped otter. In no way is this sudden desire bizarre or weird.

You prepare your LASER EYE ATTACK. EVERYBODY CLEAR THE ROOM.

wait never mind you don't even have laser eyes!! where did you ever get such a dumb idea anyway??

 

[dadevvtsvre]

> Charles: Stop selling wings and check up on your otter pal from your lovely vista point.

Wonder how things are doing with your unconscious pal. Who you left in the middle of a dangerous forest. Alone.

What's this? Montgomery's been kidnapped by a robot monkey?? Oh my!

You WILL not stand for this! Justice will prevail!

go go go go go

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Tree: Watch grass grow (as inspiration)

it's official. you are the lamest tree. it's you.

 

[Pokémaniac]

tree: win over dotted companion

 

[dadevvtsvre]

guys! i'm going to prince edward island for a week but i promise i'll update when i get back as soon as i can ;-;

in the meantime, more suggestions! lots more suggestionsssssssss

 

[Cait]

o.o he hee! I was going to suggest that he takes mont. to his village of robot monkeys, a robot monkey jumps out saying "I'll kill your butt, believe it" and the monkey is blown up...(._.) then, i thought well, only people who don't like Naruto might find that funny. Otherwise, I think you're a funny guy and I really like the characters. (^_^) I come here and read it, cause you never know what's going to happen. Enjoy your trip!

 

[Star]

then, i thought well, only people who don't like Naruto might find that funny.

I waffed, beweave it.

Lady: "Screw it, the laser surgery didn't work anyway, the goggles they do nothing." She pulls out a whip like Indiana Jones and chases after the monkey with montgomery until she grapples the monkeys leg with her whip and challenges him to a duel! But then the monkey's companions from the village gang up on them and start shouting 'Eye'll Kwel ur bot beweave it.'

 

[Gubid]

Montgomery: Wiggles to escape robot monkey, only to be caught by following pursuant girl.

Charles: During decent to save montegomery, encounter angry bee hive (cause he hit it on way down)

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Photoshop was being kind of weird this week and some of the drawings suffered for it. Whoops!

then, i thought well, only people who don't like Naruto might find that funny.

I waffed, beweave it.

Lady: "Screw it, the laser surgery didn't work anyway, the goggles they do nothing." She pulls out a whip like Indiana Jones and chases after the monkey with montgomery until she grapples the monkeys leg with her whip and challenges him to a duel! But then the monkey's companions from the village gang up on them and start shouting 'Eye'll Kwel ur bot beweave it.'

Montgomery: Wiggles to escape robot monkey, only to be caught by following pursuant girl.

You pull out your whip. ALMOST SORT OF "INDIANA JONES"-ISH.

The chase is on!!

You deliver a powerful kick to the robot primate's facial region. Mechanical monkeys around the world wince in a sympathetic gesture.