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Fucked up neighbours/ roomates you've encountered

Messed up roommates, hm...?

Freshman year in college.  My roommate was a 200+ ib guy from an upper-class neighborhood.  I thought "well, how bad could this be?"  Turns out it was pretty bad.  He was HORRIBLY immature.  Seriously.  Who the hell goes "Its tiiiimmmmeee to go poopy!" at 19 every time they need to take a dump?  He also had an MTV fetish, and loved nothing more than to watch "Sweet 16" and "Pimp my Ride" at 1-2 am. 

There was also the time he crapped so hard he clogged the toilet.  I kid you not.  Worse, I caught him trying to wash the poop off the plunger and into the sink when he was done "fixing it".  I was just like..."Duuuude....I drink out of that!".  "Duuurr...I do this all the time at home!"  He did stupid crap like that alot.  Flushing chip bags down the toilet, breaking crap, bringing things in that had triple-digit+ value then getting them stolen, etc.  Worst was when he'd have these paranoid streaks and sit up till 3 am screaming at his girlfriend over the phone.  "I know your cheating on me, I know it!  I saw a girl and a guy get drunk and hook up with each other, even though they were strangers.  I KNOW your doing that!!"  He must've been living a horribly, horribly sheltered life NOT to see people make out with each other randomly at a party before he turned 19.

He also snored.  Badly.  For those of you who don't know how you get sleep aphneia (really bad snoring), one of the ways is when your very overwieght.  You uh..."skin folds" press against your windpipe, which in turn causes the snoring.  I kid you not, you could hear him snore from 4 doors down.

Lucky me, I was apparently walking, talking blashamy against his Christan religion.  After the first semester, he flipped out, screamed about how I was a walking sin, accused me of stealing his shiney toys, then tried to get me kicked out of the room.  Lucky me, the RA knew he was uh..."special" and threw him out instead. 

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I envy you guys with crazy roommates, you've got some awesome stories to tell.

Me and my roommates are the biggest most boring nerds. We're both from upper class neighborhoods, and we both study hard, and we're both the image of the stereotypical scrawny nerd (except I'm cooler because  I make it a statement).
 
Ill just say this. When I was 18, I moved out of my parents house, and moved into a run down part of the city. My one neighbor was a nasty looking stripper. She was always trying to get me to bang her for money, so she was probably whoring on the side. My other neighbor was a 60 year old CRAcKHEad, to the extreme. My other neighbor was a wasted alcoholic, and the guys above me sold heroin, so there was always junkies around the place. YAY! This is the god honest truth...and i lived there for almost 9 months. They were some pretty screwed up people, but sometimes we would party, and they could never say ANYTHING to me.
 
My brother.  I'm sure half of you have heard of him before, and I'm feeling a little too lazy to explain it all, so I'll sum it up: drugs, alcohol, stealing my shit, getting my shit stolen, breaking my car, breaking others' cars, partying loud enough that it fucked up my sleep schedule, etc.  This has been the story of the last four years of our lives.
 

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