FAIL.
- Thread starter Venetia
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Yeah, but right now it sucks....ALOT!!
Funny how I never do something stupid when there's just 1-4 people with me. Sometimes my friends walk down the street with their video cameras aimed at me. The worst thing I did on their cameras was walk into a lampost xD
They thought it was hilarious.
Funny how I never do something stupid when there's just 1-4 people with me. Sometimes my friends walk down the street with their video cameras aimed at me. The worst thing I did on their cameras was walk into a lampost xD
They thought it was hilarious.
sixtyandaquarter
Member
Nah I cut myself on the shower door.Kraft":20n0r2ju said:
I just so happened to be shaving (my beard). The door has a metal trim and all, the padding thing around it is gone.
And yeah Duct tape usually works well - but I'm hairy, and in that regard duct tape works a little too well D:
Lol I had another one today (yeah big surprise)
Except this time it involved my friend aswell, anyway here I go:
We were in a coach on our way to the David Beckhams Academy, while we were on the motor way we saw another coach next to us. We looked into it and there we around 5 boys swearing at us (middle fingers and crap) so me and my friend decided to swear at them back. We also made funny faces which made quite a few people in their coach laugh. The boys in the other bus then starting writing stuff on like a mini white board and showed it to us through the window, wow it was offensive so me and my friend in anger wrote something offensive back. And at that time the boys got pissed and started threatining us and stuff, well me and my friend thought we will never see these guys again anyway so on the road ahead they turned left and we turned right. When we were at the Academy we walked in and had a fantastic first hour when suddenly a group of kids walked in late (The Academy didn't begin yet we still had a half hour to go). To our surprise the other coach actually took a wrong turn and now we were standing face to face with those boys that we were messing with to make things worse they were bigger and more built up than us (which actually surprised me never expected teenagers to be that muscly) >_<
You can figure out what happened next......
Except this time it involved my friend aswell, anyway here I go:
We were in a coach on our way to the David Beckhams Academy, while we were on the motor way we saw another coach next to us. We looked into it and there we around 5 boys swearing at us (middle fingers and crap) so me and my friend decided to swear at them back. We also made funny faces which made quite a few people in their coach laugh. The boys in the other bus then starting writing stuff on like a mini white board and showed it to us through the window, wow it was offensive so me and my friend in anger wrote something offensive back. And at that time the boys got pissed and started threatining us and stuff, well me and my friend thought we will never see these guys again anyway so on the road ahead they turned left and we turned right. When we were at the Academy we walked in and had a fantastic first hour when suddenly a group of kids walked in late (The Academy didn't begin yet we still had a half hour to go). To our surprise the other coach actually took a wrong turn and now we were standing face to face with those boys that we were messing with to make things worse they were bigger and more built up than us (which actually surprised me never expected teenagers to be that muscly) >_<
You can figure out what happened next......
iceplosion
Member
From the surprisingly muscly description I'll guess they kicked your ass.
I'm more interested in what they wrote on that whiteboard, what did they write that was so offensive? (If it was so bad you didn't want to say it in the forums I have to know >_>)
I'm more interested in what they wrote on that whiteboard, what did they write that was so offensive? (If it was so bad you didn't want to say it in the forums I have to know >_>)
BellGoRiiing
Member
I forgot what a mirror was called...>_>
I spent about 2 hours trying to figure out what that thing that was reflecting my image was called. lol
I spent about 2 hours trying to figure out what that thing that was reflecting my image was called. lol
iceplosion":37zly3by said:
It was actually racist
The whiteboard said "Get out of this country you fucking black bastard" That wasn't the only thing on there, but that will at least how how nasty it was
Obviously I had a funny comback since neither me nor my friend were black (I'm mixed and so was my friend we don't even look black xD) we replied
"We're not black you demented moron, go lie in a hole and shoot yourself 20 times"
Well it wasn't as bad as theirs, but it did make them angry xD
@BellGoRiing: I found that hilarious rofl
I got cheap shotted by a cheater in a tournament... he had spike wrist armor on, cut me next to my eye. He got disqualified but I had to quit, couldn't focus my eye.
Syph, if you live on the East Coast, near NY, I want to vs you sometime. It should be interesting to see how you handle a White Lotus/Kotesi Combination (Kotesi is a mixture of old chinese forms, mixed with White Lotus is a quick and deadly combo :D)
Syph, if you live on the East Coast, near NY, I want to vs you sometime. It should be interesting to see how you handle a White Lotus/Kotesi Combination (Kotesi is a mixture of old chinese forms, mixed with White Lotus is a quick and deadly combo :D)
Uhuh, sure. White Lotus was an ancient type of Martial Arts that was based on the pressure/death points of a body. It was done quickly to allow for mass killings in a war (this was when weapons weighted shitloads...) The main point shots of it are the spinal cord near the shoulder blades. Kotetsu is basically a slow form of martial arts that focuses all your skills, but if you mix the two... well it hurts.
Sadly, i still got cheapshotted...
Sadly, i still got cheapshotted...
When i was a teenager and still in high school, i was at a party. a cute girl started to drive off in her truck, so i thought i'd be cool and jump into the back of her truck as she was driving away.... make people laugh or something, idk.
Well she was kinda drunk, so either she didnt know i had jumped on the back of her truck or didnt care, so i tried to jump off before she got going too fast. I ended up going back into the dance with a bleeding slash over my eye and two pretty badly grinded hands. I was met there by a lot of laughing kids and some pretty lame first aid.
:: sigh ::
Well she was kinda drunk, so either she didnt know i had jumped on the back of her truck or didnt care, so i tried to jump off before she got going too fast. I ended up going back into the dance with a bleeding slash over my eye and two pretty badly grinded hands. I was met there by a lot of laughing kids and some pretty lame first aid.
:: sigh ::
sixtyandaquarter
Member
I did something like that once only I tried to jump on the back pegs of someone's bike... amazingly we didn't collapse... until the tree decided to try to jump on the front pegs
iamsephiroth
Member
Pushed the table the Tv was on when lying on the floor......I don't remember a thing but people is still having fun bout it.5 Years old+An old big big Tv=Pain
I was a teenager at a party, trying to be cool. most accidents happen at home, but the rest happen when idiots try to act like their not idiots... and prove their idiots.syphonmax":2ffx4tdw said:
Trees are rude. i had one try to ride my 3-wheeler with me once.sixty":2ffx4tdw said:
hi. i sent you a pm.