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Okay, the first part of this I remember started off somewhat fantasy-ish and considerably less bizarre than my dreams usually are (but it got there eventually!!!). There was some chick in a white dress who was kind of me, and she/I was the rightful heiress to this big castle on top of a hill that had been taken by some retainers a number of years back. Anyway, we (an old faithful retainer and some young guy who joined up because he was in love with me or something, idk) were fleeing from some people, and I got grievously injured. We stopped at all the towns along the way up the mountain, but no one would help us or give us a faster horse or anything so we could escape these people, and we had no choice but to go to the castle. Finally, right after we passed the last gate, I told the young guy who was in love with me to stay behind and buy us some time with his life (idk apparently I'm a jerk?), and the old guy helped me the rest of the way up the mountain, which was covered in deep snow and was really treacherous. Finally we got to the keep at the top, and these kids were in there and were like "holyshit what happened okay we'll help you!!!" and the old guy and I were surprised and pleased at this. So we went in and stayed for a while.
So I recovered eventually and was going back down the mountain, and I stopped at a town along the way. Somehow I managed to get myself into a portal that led to this huge futuristic rave thing. It had huge rooms full of people rocking out and tubes connecting them and trippy lights and shit, and it was packed. However, I didn't have a ticket or whatever, and I guess they didn't like party crashers, because when I got there, this huge bouncer robot picked up me and some other people, tied us all together, and dumped us down this tube. I got out somehow and managed to get into one of the party rooms, but I was stuck at that point. I couldn't go back to the entrance and get back to whatever I was doing because I'd get caught again, so I started looking and taking tubes, and eventually one of the tubes led to this underground maintenance place next to a lake.
In this maintenance place was a robot. Now, this wasn't a cute anthropomorphic Miek robot, but rather a big cylindrical thing with blue lights on it that was suspended from the ceiling on a pivoting arm. It had a personality kind of like a British butler. Now, as it turns out, there's a rather charming robot called Venetia back at my castle who is apparently known across the land, and this robot had a crush on her, so he decided to help me out. He gave me a really small submarine (I could barely fit into it) and some instructions, and so I went into the lake. The instructions were related to these anemones that were all around the bottom of the lake, which, according to the robot, I needed to solicit help from. He also told me they were French. Anyway, so the anemonies glowed, and each one had glowing button next to it. I had to press the button and put one of these gel packets near it, and it would burrow into the packet and talk to me, asking for something. It started off with fairly mundane stuff, but eventually one asked for some stocks in an electronics company, and one burrowed into my foot and I was all ew get out of there, and then I was like fuck this I don't get the point and woke up. The end!!!
I have no idea where this came from, but if I had to guess, it's related to it snowing here recently, playing Heroes of Might and Magic III all the time, and that Daft Punk movie.
So I recovered eventually and was going back down the mountain, and I stopped at a town along the way. Somehow I managed to get myself into a portal that led to this huge futuristic rave thing. It had huge rooms full of people rocking out and tubes connecting them and trippy lights and shit, and it was packed. However, I didn't have a ticket or whatever, and I guess they didn't like party crashers, because when I got there, this huge bouncer robot picked up me and some other people, tied us all together, and dumped us down this tube. I got out somehow and managed to get into one of the party rooms, but I was stuck at that point. I couldn't go back to the entrance and get back to whatever I was doing because I'd get caught again, so I started looking and taking tubes, and eventually one of the tubes led to this underground maintenance place next to a lake.
In this maintenance place was a robot. Now, this wasn't a cute anthropomorphic Miek robot, but rather a big cylindrical thing with blue lights on it that was suspended from the ceiling on a pivoting arm. It had a personality kind of like a British butler. Now, as it turns out, there's a rather charming robot called Venetia back at my castle who is apparently known across the land, and this robot had a crush on her, so he decided to help me out. He gave me a really small submarine (I could barely fit into it) and some instructions, and so I went into the lake. The instructions were related to these anemones that were all around the bottom of the lake, which, according to the robot, I needed to solicit help from. He also told me they were French. Anyway, so the anemonies glowed, and each one had glowing button next to it. I had to press the button and put one of these gel packets near it, and it would burrow into the packet and talk to me, asking for something. It started off with fairly mundane stuff, but eventually one asked for some stocks in an electronics company, and one burrowed into my foot and I was all ew get out of there, and then I was like fuck this I don't get the point and woke up. The end!!!
I have no idea where this came from, but if I had to guess, it's related to it snowing here recently, playing Heroes of Might and Magic III all the time, and that Daft Punk movie.
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