Dragon Ball: The Movie

[Stupid Penguin]

Alright, so I know there are a bunch of Dragon Ball fans here.
And I'm SURE some of you already know that they're in production of a Live Action Dragon Ball Movie.

Well, at first I was interested. Didn't have my hopes too high because Dragon Ball just won't work in live action.
I hated it from the beginning.
But when James Marsters (Spike from Buffy who is now playing Piccolo), was cast as Piccolo and was ASSURING all the fans that it would be faithful and awesome and blah blah blah, I started to get my hopes up. They were pretty good. Even with Bulma having long ass brown hair and a single blue streak. Even with Justin Chatwin as Goku. I had hope.

Today my hope was shattered.
Today, images from the teaser trailer for the film were leaked.
And all I can say is that they are total and complete bullshit.
If ANY of you HAVE to watch this movie, get high or something first.
It's gonna suck if you're not.

Spoiler: Trailer Screens

Poster

I am sad now.

Trailer
Trailer has been removed by request of Fox. Will update with new trailer as soon as it becomes available.

 

[Skyla Doragono]

Guh?!  The fuck is up with Piccolo?  T_T

 

[Stupid Penguin]

That's what I want to know.
I'm a bit more curious though about why there are no stars on that Dragon Ball.

 

[Despain]

why

 

[Despain]

isnt

 

[Despain]

piccolo

 

[Despain]

green

 

[Stupid Penguin]

I would like to know the same thing. Also, where the eff is Krillan?

Update:
At least Bulma is hot.

http://www.dragonballmovieblog.net/wp-c ... oster1.jpg[/img]

 

[Zethus]

What have happened to the movie producers?...

 

[Venetia]

 

[Stupid Penguin]

I think the world feels the same way...

 

[Luminier]

fuck the world

 

[Stupid Penguin]

I think you should be saying "Fuck the writers, producers, actors and everyone else involved with the film."
Toriyama must be crying in a corner somewhere.
Only way I'm gonna be able to watch this is if I smoke a ton of pot because nobody in their right mind would see this.
...
Just realized something.
What if Cartoon Network created an animated series based off of the film's world...
I think there's something in the bible about this.
The end is near kiddies.

 

[badmonur]

me eiezzzz!!!
NO NO NO, why are they making a movie.....This series  needs to die q fast quick death....

edit: reminds me of the power rangers movie.

 

[moog]

I think you should be saying "Fuck the writers, producers, actors and everyone else involved with the film."
Toriyama must be crying in a corner somewhere.
Only way I'm gonna be able to watch this is if I smoke a ton of pot because nobody in their right mind would see this.
...
Just realized something.
What if Cartoon Network created an animated series based off of the film's world...
I think there's something in the bible about this.
The end is near kiddies.

trust me he's not crying

hes prolly laughing all the way to the bank

 

[Despain]

I would like to know the same thing. Also, where the eff is Krillan?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/Naruto_Uzumaki/atrailer1.jpg

on the ground there, i think that's his arm

 

[Stupid Penguin]

on the ground there, i think that's his arm

I dunno. He hasn't even been announced as a character. Lets hope he makes it in.
With Goku in High School now, he needs friends.

 

[Avadan]

I would like to know the same thing. Also, where the eff is Krillan?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/Naruto_Uzumaki/atrailer1.jpg

on the ground there, i think that's his arm

Thats muten roshi

 

[Cruelty]

thank GOD vegeta wasn't in dragonball.

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

haha this makes me happy