Describe your sex life in three pokemon moves

[Ellie]

Sweet kiss :girl:
Facade :blank:
Gunk shot :fap:

 

[XeroVolume]

Dive
Bite
Dragonbreath

 

[SteelReserve]

Charm.
Splash.
Double-Slap.

 

[Ellie]

Trick Room
Harden
Teeter Dance

 

[Star]

Sky Attack
Water Gun
Water Gun

 

[Kingdom Ablaze]

harden
quick attack
astonish

 

[bacon]

harden
judgment
teleport

:c

 

[Kingdom Ablaze]

follow me
double team
encore

 

[Kingdom Ablaze]

trick
role play
selfdestruct

 

[Zackwell]

Bide
Bide
Doom Desire.
=(

More seriously, I'd say...
Harden
Growth
Pain Split

XD

 

[Eventing_Guy]

- Vicegrip
- Fury attack
- Explosion

 

[Velocir_X]

Hon Drill
Seismic Toss
Eathquake

 

[Ellie]

Imprison
Double Team
Mud Shot

 

[Star]

Rage!
Thrash.. StarGGundam2 is thrashing about.
StarGGundam2 is confused... StarGGundam2 hurt itself in it's confusion

 

[Ellie]

Fake Tears
Vinewhip
Feint

 

[XeroVolume]

Rage!
Thrash.. StarGGundam2 is thrashing about.
StarGGundam2 is confused... StarGGundam2 hurt itself in it's confusion

Damn! That's the best one yet!

 

[bacon]

rest
snore
snore

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Present
Flatter
Sweet Kiss

:blush:

 

[Fusty]

Arm Thrust
Arm Thrust
Seed Bomb

 

[Ellie]

Well, I'm a dream Eater; first I lick before a lovely kiss below.