Ask Despain

[Despain]

Hey guys, a lot of people have been having problems with me in particular. I'm not a total asshole and I recognize this. So here I'm going to lay it all on the table.

This isn't a "bitch" about Despain topic, it's ask me anything and I'll answer it truthfully. Pretty much any question goes (unless it's totally inappropriate, which you guys should be able to use your judgement). For example, there could be some more serious questions about the forum such as "Why are you a Gmod now instead of an Admin?" to more silly or general questions such as "What's your favorite Pokémon?". And of course, the kicker: I'm going to do my best to answer everything 100% truthfully. So have fun with this guys.

There's one big rule: if I see a trend of "ask me" topics that either mock this one or (more likely) are some attempt at being the center of attention, they're going to get locked.

Have fun. and don't get too personal. ;_;

 

[syphonmax]

Are you a child molestor?

I just had to XD

 

[Despain]

No, I'm not a child molestor.

(also, stupid questions like that aren't going to be acknowledged in the future)

 

[Dissonance]

How many games are in the Sandfall universe, and do you actually think you'll make them all?

Edit: oh um also why are you such a faggot :3

 

[e]

I have recently been told, by an anonymous firm, that you were, and I quote, "too gay to be gay". What are you views on the matter?

 

[Despain]

How many games are in the Sandfall universe?

There are a lot planned. In terms of main games, there are at least six (Exile, Sandfall, Artifact, Plague, Generation, Snowfall), as well as other smaller spinoffs and side-games that exist to flesh out the world and characters.

...and do you actually think you'll make them all?

Of course not. It would be awesome to make them all, but mostly the others exist to help flesh out and expand the canon. When you have a history and future established for your characters and world, then it makes each individual game have a lot more to it.

I have recently been told, by an anonymous firm, that you were, and I quote, "too gay to be gay". What are you views on the matter?

It's sort-of true. I really don't like most girls, especially being on a university campus where there are hundreds of girls, and they all for the most part seem to be the exact same person with horrible shallow personalities. In fact, the average girl disgusts me. I'd be gay if I could, but alas, it's not a choice (and those guys that pretend to be gay because it's trendy are an insult to the homosexual men and women who face so much hate in the world), and I'm doomed to live the life of a heterosexual.

 

[Venetia]

I don't have a question I couldn't milk out of you in the Staff forum, but I just wanted to say this was a good idea to let people know you're not really an ogre who wants to eat their first born babby's.

 

[Yggdrassil]

Well, someone has to take the obvious one.

Why are you a GMod now instead of an Admin?

 

[Anonymous]

Do you love me? :3

Also is losing badassness by having to pedal worth being faster and cheaper to run?

 

[khmp]

Why Pokemon? Seriously I've never understood the fascination. Or is it quite possibly the longest running joke that I haven't yet understood.

Also followup to Venetia's question. What do babies taste like? You don't have to answer the last one but the first one is serious.

 

[Anonymous]

why goats are shy?

 

[moog]

Who, in your opinion could win in a fight; sonic or mario and why

 

[Despain]

Why are you a GMod now instead of an Admin?

I demoted myself, for three reasons. One, I was getting increasingly frustrated by this community. A lot of members here really have a hard time getting things, and it is annoying to the point where I was having a hard time dealing with them. Two, as bad as it sounds, it's a little bit embarrassing. This place has a very poor reputation, and whenever I would mention that I was an RMXP.org administrator on another forum, they'd associate me with that reputation. Lastly, I demoted myself because of my posts and behavior. I made an administrative decision about myself, looking from the outside, and made the decision that I would demote another administrator if he or she behaving the way I have been, so I took the proper action against myself.

Do you love me? :3

More than you probably realize. You, and the other members of the Seattle five, have really helped me through a lot of personal stuff, and if it weren't for you I'd really be having worse problems than I already have.

Also is losing badassness by having to pedal worth being faster and cheaper to run?

For me, it wouldn't be worth it. I'd wait the hour for the water to boil. But for other people, it might be worth the sacrifice.

Why Pokemon? Seriously I've never understood the fascination.

Have you played the games? I have to answer the question with another question, but it would change the way I give my answer.

why goats are shy?

b/c them's mother have a mustache!

Who, in your opinion could win in a fight; sonic or mario and why

Depends on which version of the character, and what accessories they have available to them, etc. In general terms, I'm going to have to say Sonic, if only because he has the speed factor, even though I like Mario as a character more.

 

[Mr_Smith]

What's you're favorite Pokémon?

(Had to ask that too;-))

Oh, and, maybe a dumb question, why has this place a bad reputation?

 

[Veckner]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

[$t3v0]

Without giving me the response of "This forum is for Americans", Why do you insist on abusing any post I make regardless of it having ANYTHING to do with my country?

Also, Why do you tell GW members that you hate this community then carry on being a mod?

Why do you refuse to upload my sponsor badge (that I paid money for) because it has the top of the union jack in it? I had to rely on shadow to do it for me, Isn't that a little pathetic?

answer the question without any comical remarks. It's not hard.

 

[khmp]

Why Pokemon? Seriously I've never understood the fascination.

Have you played the games? I have to answer the question with another question, but it would change the way I give my answer.

I own Red, Yellow and Gold. They just seem redundant. And I know that's a very glib interpretation but that's what it is. You can polish a stone only so much. How does my answer change yours though?

Ooh I got a good one:
What's your real name? You don't have to answer if its too personal. My guess is Steve or Carl.

 

[Anonymous]

b/c them's mother have a mustache!

WRONG ANSWER.

multiple choice fill in the blank's

hut of brown, ____________?
a) You'll never get the better of a better man.
b) now sit down
c) Wooties!
d) pheonix

 

[moog]

also what university do you go to/your major? Ive always wondered that about you.

 

[handsome lamb]

How big is your penis



That's really all I need to know.