This thread is Haiku,

[bashful crobat]

pins and needles in
my left leg have made it numb
go fucking figure

 

[Energy]

I'm out of Pandora.
My forty hours per month,
expired. So sad.

 

[bashful crobat]

say hello to my
newest laptop, Pamela;
Juliet v2.

 

[Ellie]

I am going to
Move this thread to another
Place that better suits

Lit'ry analysis
I think is more like it as
These are poems, so...

Even if they suck
They could be good with effort
Put into their lines

I'm not very good
At explaining myself heh,
'spec'ly in haikus

Use contracted words
T'make a sentence fit a verse
But that's cheating so

Ony ever do
That terrible thing if you
Are moving a thread

And if you need to
'splain it without ruining
The good thing we got

 

[mawk]

lit analysis?
haiku's scarcely an art form
more a game, y'know?

 

[Venetia]

the forum is dead
lit analysis needs life
this is it... kind of

 

[mawk]

hatsuya's a creep
makes a template and then BAM!
nude girls chained to walls

 

[Venetia]

sometimes there's an itch
but it's inappropriate
so scratch in secret

 

[Ellie]

something's gotta be
posted in this here forum
it's dead dave it's dead

i would scratch your itch
but i fear that that would be
even more inapp-

 

[mawk]

his template is bad
flat shading and no contrast
plain linework sucks too

 

[Ellie]

35 people
has got to be a record
still boring as fuck

 

[bacon]

Oh golly, oh my
please no more Edward Cullen
its over-rated

On the cool plus side
I am making a cool cake
going to be swell

Its a Domo cake
and its going to be cute
Im pretty excited. :3

Last night, I made some...
some...more like sixteen dozen
Thanksgiving cookies

They were small and cute
oh so tiny and bite-sized
they were a big hit

 

[mawk]

I read "domovoi"
you wouldn't want to eat that
it's an angry cake

 

[bacon]

I dont think that sounds
tasyy or adorable
angry cakes arent good

When you eat a cake
that is angry, mean, and rude
it makes you quite sick

 

[dadevvtsvre]

cake is tasty cake
is tasty cake is tasty
full of yum yums...........yes

 

[dadevvtsvre]

the mass of one mole
avogadro's number thing
lots of molecules

too much chemistry
makes dadevster a dull boy
this line is the worst

 

[mawk]

this line is so cool
then again, this is neat too
screw it, can't decide

 

[Venetia]

gah it still itches
why wont it stop the itching
do crabs live on legs?

 

[moog]

hi my name is moog
i will smoke alot of weed
please dont call the cops

 

[Ellie]

feel no sorrow feel
no shame come tomorrow feel
no pain do do-do