This thread is Haiku,

[Ellie]

tell me good sir why
is it haikus turn people
into english chaps?

 

[Venetia]

chaps chaps chaps chaps chaps,
chaps chaps chappity chap chaps
chap chap chaps and chaps.

 

[Ellie]

dashing through the snow
on a one horse open sleigh
o'er the fields we go

laughing all the way
hahahahahahaha
hear our voices sing

making spirits bright
what fun it is to laugh and sing
a sleighing song tonight

jingle bells jingle
bells jingle all the way
and then the song falls to shit and does not conform to EEE haiku standards

 

[Energy]

This is a poem.
A haiku to be exact.
So original.

Wait, we must do three?
That seems a little bit weird.
Maybe I shouldn't.

The rule seems ignored.
Maybe it's being skip'd?
Or am I just dumb?

Four just to spite you.
Hahahahahahaha,
Hahahahaha.

 

[bashful crobat]

You are a prat, sir!
I challenge you to disprove
this truth, my good chum.

 

[Venetia]

a prat's like a cat
and a cat is often fat
always making scat.

 

[bashful crobat]

A feline friend is
nice to have until you find
furballs in your shoe

 

[Ellie]

chernobyl hammer
donkey donkey ilu
epsilon skin graft

 

[mawk]

cats will destroy shoes
my small black fuzzy devil
thinks laces should die

 

[Ellie]

the other day i
no wait i forgot what i
ignore me nevermind

 

[dadevvtsvre]

i just love haikus
they are so great and nifty
i love them a lot

i am pretty ter
rible at this aren't i, would
n't you agree, yeah?

does oil have one or
two syllables, because it
matters a lot here

 

[bacon]

I am pretty sure
oil is two syllables
but do not quote me

I suggest you look
in a good dictionary
or something like it

Then you will figure
out this perplexing problem
that haunts my day naps
:3

 

[mawk]

it's variable
people will read it to fit
so no worries, man

 

[Velocir_X]

I love this haiku
it is a very great thread
much like that WOYM

 

[Ellie]

americans, they say
oil in a really strange way
5 oils will fit here

 

[bashful crobat]

Maryland cookies
on sale at ten pence a pack
best before: quite soon

 

[mawk]

junk food seems cheap there
far from farms, not factories
here, it's the converse

 

[dadevvtsvre]

that earle birney guy
sure wrote some pretty cool stuff
very good, oh yes

 

[High Hopes]

Please, look in my eyes
What do you see? The Cult of
Personality

I changed my name, yes!
I was Tommy the cat, now I
am someone else, yes!

 

[Ellie]

i wonder who that
seven thousand car crashes
could be... i wonder