Lines you wouldn't hear

[Ellie]

"Next week: an audience with Richard Dawkins"


Things you wouldn't expect to see on Postman Pat.

 

[XeroVolume]

"Well what do we have today Jess? Oh lets see... hmm.. this letter is filled with.. some kind of white powder... OMG IT'S ANTHRAX!!!"

Something you wouldn't hear while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

 

[Cryranos]

Good game.

You are visiting a museum and...

 

[Misery]

The exibits spontainiasly explode and nearly kill you



Unlikey ideas for a new money source

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

We will use rabbit shit as our new currency.


Instructions you don't read in a recipie book. (For the sake of everyone else, please put the thing you are making in your answer)

 

[Misery]

mix the flour with the egg then put it in the oven and when the ass blows off it's done


Most unlikley court case

 

[Cryranos]

Kentucky v. Australia

Least likely campaign motto...

 

[Jason]

"Bitter about politics? Visit lemonparty.org!"

 

[Ellie]

"My name is David Cameron, and I am a Tory."

 

[Misery]

We so do not suck

 

[Ellie]

"Hi, I'm the Labour candidate 2010."

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

New topic:

Lines David Attenborough would never say.

"Just look at those two frogs, the hottest amphibian sex I have ever seen!"

 

[Ellie]

"And as the squirrel mounts the tiger,"

 

[Misery]

he gets eaten

*really bad things to hear from your girlfriend/boyfriend*