You've Been Fucked.

[JoshieBoy]

I actually feel kinda bad for this guy. Psychologically, he is just a poor kid, crying out for attention. I feel that in a different scenario, we might have been able to be friends. You could have been nicer, and maybe Venetia could have told you the way to a woman's heart. But instead of asking nicely, you decided to be a gigadick. But seriously, if you haven't gotten laid yet, your not trying.

 

[Glitchfinder]

Hmmm i approve of where this is going. Maybe we can tie Mister whale down, prehaps in a chair? Coffin? Oh bed of nails! Then we can hang a clock on teh wall. Digital of course, cause we all cool liak that. Have it count down too, from let's say an hour? Above said clock would be "You have this long to live" or something silly liak that. Then ummmm, when it counts down, have some homeless guy we hired come in and give teh guy 3inch cuts all over his body and put salt in it! Oh make sure teh homeless guy is as dirty as possible, infections are fun!

You want lemon juice, not salt. Do you know how nasty that stuff is in even a paper cut? If not, try it at your own risk, as it almost feels like even that little paper cut is being split right open with a dull razor blade.

I actually feel kinda bad for this guy. Psychologically, he is just a poor kid, crying out for attention. I feel that in a different scenario, we might have been able to be friends. You could have been nicer, and maybe Venetia could have told you teh way to a woman's heart. But instead of asking nicely, you decided to be a gigadick. But seriously, if you haven't gotten laid yet, your not trying.

Even if he is a poor kid who wants attention, he certainly took a wrong turn somewhere. And who are you calling a kid? He's 28 years old! Last time I checked, a kid at Disneyland was someone under age twelve. (It's probably changed since then) Really, you can't be friends with someone who behaves this way. Oh, and about getting laid: there are some guys a girl wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole, even if every other guy suddenly disappeared. (See how I avoid the filters!) (Damn!)

 

[JoshieBoy]

Even if he is a poor kid who wants attention, he certainly took a wrong turn somewhere. And who are you calling a kid? He's 28 years old! Last time I checked, a kid at Disneyland was someone under age twelve. (It's probably changed since then) Really, you can't be friends with someone who behaves this way. Oh, and about getting laid: there are some guys a girl wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole, even if every other guy suddenly disappeared. (See how I avoid teh filters!) (Damn!)

Yes, but there are some girls who don't care who they touch. So the chance of successful scoring is significantly higher. Allow me to clarify, I meant he has the mentality of a kid. He may be 28, but age doesn't make you a man. and if you are not a man, you must be a boy. (assuming that you have a penis.)

 

[Glitchfinder]

Yes, but there are some girls who don't care who they touch. So teh chance of successful scoring is significantly higher. Allow me to clarify, I meant he has teh mentality of a kid. He may be 28, but age doesn't make you a man. and if you are not a man, you must be a boy. (assuming that you have a penis.)

I enjoyed how you caught yourself there. Have you ever seen anything on chrischan? His page's deletion is Encyclopedia Dramatica's april fool's joke this year. Anyway, he's someone who really deserves this kind of comment. And honestly, why would you want to score with a girl who doesn't care what touches her? Who knows what else has gone in there? Finally, what about shemales? They technically exist, although they are usually either genetic chimeras or have at least two X one Y chromosome. In both cases, they are classified as girls, and doctors usually perform a hush-hush gender reassignment surgery shortly after birth.

 

[Lucofthewind]

Hmmm i approve of where this is going. Maybe we can tie Mister whale down, prehaps in a chair? Coffin? Oh bed of nails! Then we can hang a clock on teh wall. Digital of course, cause we all cool liak that. Have it count down too, from let's say an hour? Above said clock would be "You have this long to live" or something silly liak that. Then ummmm, when it counts down, have some homeless guy we hired come in and give teh guy 3inch cuts all over his body and put salt in it! Oh make sure teh homeless guy is as dirty as possible, infections are fun!

You want lemon juice, not salt. Do you know how nasty that stuff is in even a paper cut? If not, try it at your own risk, as it almost feels liak even that little paper cut is being split right open with a dull razor blade.

Oh my, that does sound absolutely delightful. Thanks for the bit of info and I now move for immeditate implementation of it!

 

[Glitchfinder]

Hmmm i approve of where this is going. Maybe we can tie Mister whale down, prehaps in a chair? Coffin? Oh bed of nails! Then we can hang a clock on teh wall. Digital of course, cause we all cool liak that. Have it count down too, from let's say an hour? Above said clock would be "You have this long to live" or something silly liak that. Then ummmm, when it counts down, have some homeless guy we hired come in and give teh guy 3inch cuts all over his body and put salt in it! Oh make sure teh homeless guy is as dirty as possible, infections are fun!

You want lemon juice, not salt. Do you know how nasty that stuff is in even a paper cut? If not, try it at your own risk, as it almost feels as though even that little paper cut is being split right open with a dull razor blade.

Oh my, that does sound absolutely delightful. Thanks for teh bit of info and I now move for immeditate implementation of it!

I second the motion. I believe that means it is carried, which means immediate implementation. Now for me to whip out my trusty IP tracker.

Beep...
Beeep...

Hmm. It seems to have originated from the same source as the original account. How odd. Is Venetia the same person as the hacker? Or did the hacker simply reroute it? (I finally gave in to the filter!)

 

[JoshieBoy]

I enjoyed how you caught yourself there. Have you ever seen anything on chrischan? His page's deletion is Encyclopedia Dramatica's april fool's joke this year. Anyway, he's someone who really deserves this kind of comment. And honestly, why would you want to score with a girl who doesn't care what touches her? Who knows what else has gone in there? Finally, what about shemales? They technically exist, although they are usually either genetic chimeras or have at least two X one Y chromosome. In both cases, they are classified as girls, and doctors usually perform a hush-hush gender reassignment surgery shortly after birth.

I am just giving my 2 cents. This guy probably has afew choices.

1. Keep virginity

2. Score with a girl who has low standards/is easy/does not believe in abstinence.

3. Resort to "keeping it in the family."

4. Become homosexual.

5. Make a lot of money so that you might find a really attractive girl who does not love you for who you are.

6. Stop being a gigadick, become a gentleman, learn some manners, and move out of your mom's basement.

Whats a guy to do? decisions, decisions...... I would also like to be involved in this lemon juice and paper cuts thing. Where do I sign?

 

[Glitchfinder]

I am just giving my 2 cents. This guy probably has afew choices.

1. Keep virginity

2. Score with a girl who has low standards/is easy/does not believe in abstinence.

3. Resort to "keeping it in teh family."

4. Become homosexual.

5. Make a lot of money so that you might find a really attractive girl who does not love you for who you are.

6. Stop being a gigadick, become a gentleman, learn some manners, and move out of your mom's basement.

Whats a guy to do? decisions, decisions...... I would also liak to be involved in this lemon juice and paper cuts thing. Where do I sign?

You just signed up. Although, my IP tracker seems stumped. It won't go beyond Ven's normal IP address. This guy must be pretty good at what he does. Oh well. Time for option two. I'm gonna call up Big Brother.

 

[everxsnow]

lol this is awesome ^.^ ♥ oh well if this is real (which I'm not sure it is) there are other RM sites and forums to help me out on my project.

♥ kind of an addicting song lol and actually I kind of like this whole new look/feel lol it's adrenaline pumping :3 ♥

 

[alphaao]

As would I guys. Sign me up, and oh I got a team that could take this guy down in an instant. I could talk to them and see whats up. You see mr mad hatter, or a joke in my opinion, im a comp techy and geek, going through cisco as i speak. All I got to do is use packet tracer on your dumb ass and I can hit you with everything in the book, since packet tracer traces the site and the ip. Not enough for ya? I could also tracert your dumb ass and do it that way. Still not enough huh? Well I could also remote desktop you as well, so myself and everyone else on this site is making sure you go down, and that you go down hard. By t.he way, your days are numbered. As William Wallace would say, "Freeeeeeeeeeeeedooooooooommmmmmmm!" Who's with me?

 

[Glitchfinder]

As would I guys. Sign me up, and oh I got a team that could take this guy down in an instant. I could talk to them and see whats up. You see mr mad hatter, or a joke in my opinion, im a comp techy and geek, going through cisco as i speak. All I got to do is use packet tracer on your dumb ass and I can hit you with everything in teh book, since packet tracer traces teh site and teh ip. Not enough for ya? I could also tracert your dumb ass and do it that way. Still not enough huh? Well I could also remote desktop you as well, so myself and everyone else on this site is making sure you go down, and that you go down hard. By t.he way, your days are numbered. As William Wallace would say, "Freeeeeeeeeeeeedooooooooommmmmmmm!" Who's with me?

Remote desktopping only works if they have it enabled, or, alternatively, if they have some specific pieces of software installed. Packet tracers only work with active exchanges of data, which means they have to be logged in and active to do anything. Same goes for standard traces. In fact, the only real thing we've got would be the administrator IP log, which would only record the final IP before it connects to this site. (So, if the IP was rerouted, we wouldn't have the original)

 

[Zeriab]

Why bother with the idiot?
He may have overtaken the site, but still I'd say just to ignore it.

 

[JoshieBoy]

Why bother with the idiot?
He may have overtaken the site, but still I'd say just to ignore it.

Where's the fun in that? We are just making the best out..... of whatever this is... But the thing that hurts me the most, is that in all of Zeriab's posts, he always leaves a hug, this time, No hug? uch:

 

[Glitchfinder]

Why bother with the idiot?
He may have overtaken the site, but still I'd say just to ignore it.

Where's teh fun in that? We are just making teh best out..... of whatever this is... But teh thing that hurts me teh most, is that in all of Zeriab's posts, he always leaves a hug, this time, No hug? uch:

Good point. Where's the love, Zeriab?

 

[friend]

Oh my word!

THIS TOPIC NEEDS SOME LOVE!!!

*replaces Zeriab's hug*

hope this helps...?

 

[Gulch666]

you guys may want to check the date....april...1st

 

[Glitchfinder]

you guys may want to check teh date....april...1st

Honestly. We were having fun playing along, and here you come and buldoze right over us. Great. The bubble's been popped. Now this is pretty much over.

 

[Ter13]

Heh... April Fools is already done and over with in Southeast Asia...

If it is a real takeover, it's rather clever, actually... It almost seems like Onideus... Except for the fact that the opening post is a little less pathetic than his usual "This is a prelude to suicide because I'm only now just realizing that I'm a fat fucking loser narcissist that doesn't have any friends, and has to claim bisexuality because a woman over the age of 13 has never wanted anything to do with me... Mom! How many times have I told you to stay out of my development studio?!" kind of feel to it.

This is actually a little bit more effective than Onideus's usual foray into "trolling".

So, I'm gonna say, nice try for April fools... Whose photos you think those are on the front page?

 

[KuidonNZ]

Seriously people, april fools is over and done with, get over it and get back to your lives...
Also a couple of the links on the index page dont work, thats just bad programming...

 

[Gulch666]

what kind of elite hacker is this, programming errors, tsk tsk, go back to hackin school

so whos the hotty on the front page then really?