I'll share a few since this thread seems funny.
So this new years eve 2008-2009, me and my ex (At the time girlfriend) were stoners (I'm laying off it a little now though), and my mate had this house party and there were dozens of people there, so midway through, everyone is high as fuck, and me and my ex go into one of the bedrooms for a good hard shag. I woke up in the morning and it turns out I was whacking my MATES girlfriend the entire night, fuck knows how that happened, both me and my mate got dumped, our reactions were basically just "So... we can get hookers now, right?", then we both got a slap and they fucked off somewhere... oh well, shit happens amirite.
I remember when I was 13-14, just just into the era of getting high, and I was out with my mates, and there's these trees a good 40-50ft high in the park, and we saw a birds nest, and I was like "oshit guys we can have omelettes!", so like a prick I started climbing the tree, managed to grab two of the eggs and put them in my pocket, and started climbing down. About halfway down I see this huge fucking spider, and shit maybe it was the weed but it looked like it was smiling at me, so I like like "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu", and jumped off. Now, a drop from 20-30ft hurts, and I broke my arm, but I didn't feel a thing, I was too mellow... so as my mates are rushing me home, I just had this huge ass smile on my face while slapping my half dead arm against any surface we walked past. Good times!
My birthday last year, we went around town getting hammered, and my mate got into a fight with some guy, fuck knows why though, and this guys girlfriend is like "Somebody stop them, please!", so some bouncer outside the club pulls my mate off, and all I remember is throwing up on the guys face while calling him bacon fingers...
So this new years eve 2008-2009, me and my ex (At the time girlfriend) were stoners (I'm laying off it a little now though), and my mate had this house party and there were dozens of people there, so midway through, everyone is high as fuck, and me and my ex go into one of the bedrooms for a good hard shag. I woke up in the morning and it turns out I was whacking my MATES girlfriend the entire night, fuck knows how that happened, both me and my mate got dumped, our reactions were basically just "So... we can get hookers now, right?", then we both got a slap and they fucked off somewhere... oh well, shit happens amirite.
I remember when I was 13-14, just just into the era of getting high, and I was out with my mates, and there's these trees a good 40-50ft high in the park, and we saw a birds nest, and I was like "oshit guys we can have omelettes!", so like a prick I started climbing the tree, managed to grab two of the eggs and put them in my pocket, and started climbing down. About halfway down I see this huge fucking spider, and shit maybe it was the weed but it looked like it was smiling at me, so I like like "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu", and jumped off. Now, a drop from 20-30ft hurts, and I broke my arm, but I didn't feel a thing, I was too mellow... so as my mates are rushing me home, I just had this huge ass smile on my face while slapping my half dead arm against any surface we walked past. Good times!
My birthday last year, we went around town getting hammered, and my mate got into a fight with some guy, fuck knows why though, and this guys girlfriend is like "Somebody stop them, please!", so some bouncer outside the club pulls my mate off, and all I remember is throwing up on the guys face while calling him bacon fingers...