Your worst and your best experience with being on drugs?

[Twirly]

Well, I bet there are a lot of people here who have done drugs, so what's your worst and your "best" experience with drugs? Tell us all about how you went crazy and shit and let's have a good laugh
(or maybe not x.
PS: Alcohol is a drug too, since some people don't seem to know that lol
PPS: Arbiter/Blink/Jeeves I expect you to post here.

 

[psiclone]

well, my worst experience was when i was going with someone to pick up a bag o' weed we went to a denny's parking lot to meet this chick. she got in my car and started talking to us etc etc, trying to make it look all casual. she got out and left, and then we took off. what we failed to realize was there were 3 cops sitting in the parking lot with us, and they ended up following us almost to my place. we turned down one road, and a cop didn't follow, but one pulled out of a hidden road and followed us. then we turned into another road and the same thing.. then we turned into my condo area place thing, and the cops stopped following, obvs. the worst part of that was we were already high when we went to grab that shit, so i was paranoid as shit. i didn't even want to smoke that night cause i was too nervous.

my best experience would probably be that i went to a WWE show with some people from work. was stoned off my ass and was so excited to see the big show, rey mysterio and all them and every wrestler that came out i kept elbowing my manager in his stomach like "OH SHIT IT'S <NAME>!!!!!!!!"

 

[Venetia]

worst experience was when i was on ambien and i woke up the next morning with a very broken toe ): didn't remember breaking it

best was when i was drunk off my ass and my friends and i stole a 4-way street sign. after a bottle of bottom-shelf vodka, i thought it'd be a good idea to take hammers to it. (i used to steal a lot of street signs as a teen; liked to adorn my walls with them.) we wailed on it for about 5 minutes until some guy across the street yelled at us. we started to leave but then heard something like a pistol firing. two of my friends hit the pavement. i turned and saw the sign had just ... fallen off the pole. it was surprisingly heavy so 2 of us had to drag it. then at some point we figured it'd be fun to break bottles on some train tracks. i flashed some people and threw up in some parking lot.
really stupid teenage shit but p fun at the time

 

[Twirly]

My worst experience was that time I was drunk as a fuck and really high, I drank loads of beer and smoked way too much. I got really dizzy and threw up because I had eaten a fuckton of ice cream earlier. After that I just slept on the grass, it was pretty muddy but it felt comfortable as fuck. And it got worse. The cops were coming because we picked a spot where police often come to catch potheads so I had to get up and run away.
After running a few meters I just collapsed again and an old woman saw me with my friend (other friends ran away, fucking faggots) and she was about to call the cops or the ambulance :x So I ran away with my last bit of strength. I went to some park for little kids, saw a park bench and BAM! just fell on it and slept for 3 hours or something. I was really lucky because no one saw me. After I woke up I threw up again and felt really hungry (gotta love munchies) and I bought some potato chips but I couldn't eat them right away because my mouth still tasted like vomit and beer. Finally I went back home and slept for another 3 hours. (And that was during lunch break so I had to skip school for the rest of the day).
EDIT:
Forgot the good experience.
Well a good one was, I was pretty high at school (again I blazed up during lunch break) and idk what was going on with me but it was good. Like, I was laughing the whole time like a fucking idiot and got real grumpy at friends. I did a lot of other stupid shit. For example I yelled "GO CHARIZARD!" all of a sudden and then I started counting the first 150 pokemon and failed horribly. After the first lesson my friend asked me if I had a W-Lan cable and I was like: "Yeah man!!! :D"
The last lesson was really cool, I calmed down but I felt really horny and this hot girl was sitting next to me so I started touching her and doing shit LOL

 

[Ellie]

<como> I love perihelion but I don't think she knows that you all know that you are my friend

 

[moog]

i have way too many stories

first time i did coke i did like 6 lines (which isnt smart) and i ended up almost dead like uma thurman in pulp fiction. i started head banging and ended up in a corner hugging a broom idk i dont remember much but i ended up with sharpie vaginas and crudely drawn scrotums on my forhead :<

 

[moog]

one time i got really fucking high on some sunshine kush (good shit) and ended up inside a washing machine it was pretty awesome

although honestly it wasnt the weed it was just me wanting to in a washing machine

no good alcohol stories, i dont drink that much BUT somewhere on this VERY WEBSITE are drunk pics of me when my friends cut my hair short when i was sleeping :<

if you can find them kudos cause i deleted them but i think lumi or someone uploaded them anyways its super LOL. if youve been here along time you know what pictures im talking about

 

[Ellie]

Is that Will Smith or are my eyes raccist

 

[Daxis]

my eyes raccist

this


for some reason I don't get drunk.
It's a shame.
And my family gets drunk SOOO easily too
like alcoholic rice balls thing
which has like 0% alcohol

 

[Incognitus]

My worst experience was when I was taking prescribed medicine to help with my kidneys (which had recently been skewered by some idiot at fencing) and was at a party and confused my non-alcoholic drink with a friend's drink... which had apparently been spiked by someone at the party. I threw up then went into a coma.

 

[psiclone]

oh, i have another 2 bad experience. these times involve being drunk

this one is a long one:

so i was out drinking, and apparently i got mad at someone so i walked off. this was in some big part of town/city that i had no clue where i was. it was september, but for some reason it was cold as shit this particular night (probably cause it's right on the ocean? idk). i was completely blacked out but i remember coming to at one point with a bouncer throwing me against the wall because he didn't want me to go into his bar for w/e reason. i still got the scar on my elbow. then i blacked out again and kept coming to every once in a while trying to get into people's cars. then i finally came back for good and was trying to get into a bently and i called my friend and was like "where the fuck are you. i'm by the bently" and he said we didn't come in a bently, we came in a neon. so, there's that. so i looked over and some guy was coming up to me while i was talking to my friend, and he offered to give me a ride somewhere, but i couldn't tell where my friend was so i gave the guy my phone to talk to him. then there were these 3 (hot. hot.) chicks in an SUV and they invited me in and covered me with a blanket (cause apparently i was shivering THAT bad) and turns out that guy who came up to me was a taxi driver, so he drove me to my friend and he dropped us off at the mall because neither of us had enough money to get all the way home and he had to call his g/f to pick us up. THEN we were cold again and we happened to find a store at the mall where some not good english speaking lady was and it took us like 10 minutes to let her realize we just wanted to warm up in the little vestibule area, we didn't want to come into the store at all. then when my friend's g/f got there we were driving home and my friend is a real annoying douchebag when he's drunk, and he pissed his g/f off so bad she slammed on the brakes so hard she had to buy 2 new tires for the back wheels. completely burned off a huge part of rubber off both the rear tires.

yes. i left the 3 hot chicks to go pick up my friend.. no phone numbers, no names.. nothing. i'm still pissed about that.


second story isn't as long, but starts off the same. i got pissed at someone and walked off, again in an area i had no clue where places were. i woke up the next morning sleeping on someone's porch, in one of those beanbag chair things with a notepad and pen next to me. i puked on their porch 3 times, then left. this was at 5am, so nobody was awake to come pick me up.. i was hungover as fuck, sick, freezing (on the ocean again), no clue where i was, phone battery was blinking almost dead and nobody to call, so i had to wait almost an hour before i could get ahold of someone to come pick me up.

 

[kyonides]

Well, since my only vice is drinking any cola or soda, I can't tell you anything from my experience, but I know something about it. Once you start looking for a greater amount of doze, even if this would be your second time tasting or aspiring it, you're a addict in great danger. The worst thing is you won't be able to admit you have a problem, you'd believe it's some kind of hobby or stimulant. After you look for stronger drugs to consume, you become a dangerous addict and sometimes you'd be capable of even robbing or killing people to get more money for drugs. If you already feel like you were wasted, man, get some metadone or anything else as quickly as possible from your local (or specialized) clinic even if that obviously mean you need to start a treatment process. It's a real problem whenever a drug addict has a b/g-friend, they don't want to leave their partner so s/he keeps using drugs no matter what... In such a case there's nothing else you can do but to separate that junkie couple or else both of them will die some day...

 

[Chalupa]

First time I ever smoked pot, I got hit by a car. The dude asked if I was okay, and I just kinda laughed.

 

[moog]

First time I ever smoked pot, I got hit by a car. The dude asked if I was okay, and I just kinda laughed.

best post

 

[Twirly]

ahahaha holy shit chalupa

 

[Chalupa]

Yeah... It was a hell of a night :

 

[moog]

i believe it cause a)thats something that could happen high b)your story was a sentence long c) you laughed

 

[Twirly]

LOL, especially the laughing srsly

 

[boon]

my worst experience is not remembering 24 hours of my life, which is worrying, especially since i spent 3 hours of that in a police cell without remembering it and somehow didn't get a criminal record

my friend woke up in bed naked with some guy, and they were both straight

 

[moog]

one time i sucked a HUGE PENIS true story