Will dance for money

[Ellie]

Hi como fans!

Your favourite person in the world is low on money and having trouble finding a job.

They have decided to sell out and ask you all for some dough

I need some cash

But I'm not just gonna say gimme your money, I am willing to work for it.

I am down £1500 next year. I am a student and the government student loans do not cover my expenses. They just about cover the cost of my flat, allowing for NO EXTRA MONEY for food or anything.

I am willing to work my ass off for you.



My Experience

> Large forum moderation and administration experience
> Large IRC knowledge and experience
> Knowledge of running, modding, and moderating phpbb, simplemachines, kusabax, and wordpress

I have been a forum moderator in various forms since 2004. I have ran my own successful websites at various times. These include the Lost Fantasy forums, the Adventure Quest Fansite and Club, thekingdom, and more recently ohski.tk (though due to examinations all activity died recently - exams are over pretty much now).

I have been a forum moderator for various forums including the official Battleon trading forums Flog It!, the Netplay+ forums, the aforementioned sites, and HBGames.org.

My most successful and largest position has been as an administrator for HBGames.org. I take pride in the fact I achieved this position by slowly rising up the ranks - from a lowly moderator, to a global moderator, to administrator.

I successfully organised and carried out the 2009 ORGy awards.

I have set up and manage several softwares for various projects including Wordpress, phpbb, Simplemachines, and Kusabax.

I am willing to learn new softwares.


WHAT I CAN DO

I can write content for websites and blogs.

I can be an active member on your forum bringing it to a high level of activity. (See 15000 .org posts at an average of 10 posts per day, height of 160 posts in a day)

I can moderate or administrate your forum.

I can edit, spellcheck, grammar check, and proofread your material.

I can write new content for websites, blogs, and online magazines.

I can operate your IRC channel with a cool attitude and large ability and knowledge. I am willing to learn.

I can create guides, tutorials, and such in good English.

I can take nudey pics and cyber with you.

I can write your name on my penis and send it to you.

I can design, create, and host a website for you using any of the aforementioned packages. (phpbb, simplemachines, wordpress, kusabax; willing to learn more or code you an xhtml standard website from scratch)

I can create some logos and images in Macromedia Fireworks.

I could advertise your game or website in my signature whynot.

I can write project reviews, game reviews, etc.

I can pose in a schoolgirl outfit for you to fap to.

I can talk inanely for hours.



My Qualifications

Currently admin here.

GCSEs:
A* - Geography
A - English Language
A - Systems and Control
A - Mathematics
AAAA - ICT
B - History
B - Citizenship
B - English Literature
BBBB - Science

A-LEVELs:
C - Mathematics
C - History
DE - ICT

Apparently I am "gifted and talented" and have been a member of NAGTY (National Academy for Gifted and Talented Youth) for many years.

Current Status
Unemployed, student.

Year 1, Computer Games Programming, DeMontfort University



HOURS I CAN WORK

I can happily work several hours a day. I am online at least 5 hours a day, if not 10.

I can do weekend work and am able to work full time on weekends.

Status

One exam coming up - May 26th
After that, nothing at all until October
After October, see "hours I can work"




P.S. I'm serious about the nudey pics.

 

[Ellie]

Well, it's a long shot, but worth a try.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

wow :x

 

[Ellie]

:sad:

 

[bacon]

is that your transcript cause i would hire you :3

 

[Daxis]

erm, if you're being seriously, this would technically be in the classifieds/ads board.

whatever

and

damn

my advice: just get a job somewhere- storeclerk or whatever works.
Well, you probably already tried that so...
....erm.... no idea.
I myself could work in a nail shop, do 3 or four pedicures a day for 15 bucks each, and gets 6/10ths of all money I make. This isn't even including pain polishes
then again, you're in a whole different place
:|
no advice man, sorry.

 

[Ellie]

pfft Despain got an x-box

 

[bacon]

wyatt, that was solely in the best interest of the site and the game making community, he needed an x-box to help make constructive criticism about other people's projects.

 

[Ellie]

I need food to live and also to love you :heart:

 

[dadevvtsvre]

this might help or something idk

 

[Ellie]

oh thats cool

 

[No ID]

erm, if you're being seriously, this would technically be in the classifieds/ads board.

whatever

and

damn

my advice: just get a job somewhere- storeclerk or whatever works.
Well, you probably already tried that so...
....erm.... no idea.
I myself could work in a nail shop, do 3 or four pedicures a day for 15 bucks each, and gets 6/10ths of all money I make. This isn't even including pain polishes
then again, you're in a whole different place
:|
no advice man, sorry.

Tell me this isn't true Daxis.

sorry como but I had to ask him.

 

[bacon]

yes, squint your eyes and dye your hair black and you will fit right in o:

 

[Ellie]

I am serious though, if anyone wants like a website designed and hosted, or something doing, I'm here and so is my wallet.

 

[Daxis]

azn, parents make me work there. Yeah, I work in a nail shop, hey at least I can survive on my own
totally straight by the way

 

[Ellie]

Holy shit tbh that sounds like a perfect job

 

[bashful crobat]

if you ask nicely enough, they might buy you an xbox

 

[bacon]

About 85% of the stuff on your "What you can do" list you do free anyways. o:

 

[Ellie]

yeah, especially the schoolgirl outfit.

 

[psiclone]

oh god. if i see como in a school girl outfit i'm going to lose it


uhhhhnnnnnnnnnnn yeahhhhh