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[So fist]

may i suggest drawing a hot bath and slitting your wrist vertically.

 

[Ellie]

Nah Des would want some masturbationally related death

 

[Venetia]

yeah be sure to slit them vertically, horizontally will only cause you discomfort and it'll take like 6 hours to go unconscious and you'll be easily mended

fuck you wyatt posting b4 me >8[

 

[Ellie]

you could snap your bk disc in half to do the cutting

owait

 

[Venetia]

lots of kids parents call 9-1-1 because their dumbshit teens tried to commit suicide by slitting horizontally, and the ambulances dont even run emergency because it'll take all day for them to bleed to death, and that's only in water where you wont get clotting

stupid kids, failing at failing

 

[mawk]

protip: most of those kids don't want to die, they just want the attention.

 

[mawk]

or it's the endorphins. but that's not exclusively the wrists.

 

[Ellie]

My friend tried to commit suicide that way, horizontally. All that happened was he completely lost movement in that hand permanantly.

(One of the reasons Des would cut vertically, he'd still want to jack off while dying no doubt. :thumb

 

[Venetia]

ew that means he sliced the tendons :x

he was really serious about failing! i bet that shit hurts!

why dont they just jump off a bridge or sit in a sealed garage with th ecar running or something, there are so many [mostly] nonpainful deaths :/

oh another funny one is kids who try to kill themselves from taking pills. it only works with CERTAIN painkillers, and only if you take the PERFECT amount (so you won't throw it up). So it works like <10% of the time. The other kids either get liver problems or just sleep for 2 days and vomit everywhere.

Teens are RETARDED!!!!!!!


oh yeah and boo gamestop or something

 

[mawk]

venetia: because teenagers are dramatic faggots >:1

 

[Venetia]

i know, i was there, i dont like to admit it

hell, i was semi-suicidal back then too, but atleast i was cool and was gonna do it with a gun (then luckily i got over the lithium withdrawal)

 

[Venetia]

oops get back on topic of hating gamestop

(they've never wronged me though :x)

 

[Despain]

i'll kill myself my hanging masturbatig

 

[FlippyD]

Gamestop is run by assholes. Assholes who go about raping little children at night before they eat them and then laugh while pushing the elderly downstairs.

Elderly whom they lit on fire... And then put out the fires with piss.

But seriously, fuck Gamestop. Shitty service, shitty business tactics and a shitty store filled with soccer moms asking when the next goddamn pokemon game comes out.

@Engie: Get drunk while playing Banjo Kazooie, then masturbate to Humba Wumba while asphyxiating yourself with a Nintendo game controller.

 

[Despain]

if i had banjo-kazooie i wouldnt be killing myself to begin with!!

 

[FlippyD]

if i had banjo-kazooie i wouldnt be killing myself to begin with!!

The old one, not Nuts and Bolts.

 

[Despain]

the original didn't have humba wumba scooter

 

[FlippyD]

Well just masturbate to Tiny Kong in Diddy Kong Racing.

 

[Fayte]

you know des, you could just wait till tomorrow to play it.