Twilight

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to get back on twilight lol im on chapter 5 so far i like the fact that edward is like get the hell away from me although i find bella stupid to try to be i need to find who you are because ill be killed or something (ok im just making this up im only ch 5 so lol) and somehow he's becoming a gentleman kudos for him

 

[mawk]

quick poll: would you want to date someone of a species which uses your species as food?

what happened to the VAMPIRES MUST DRINK HUMAN BLOOD shit? nowadays it seems to be the common consensus that vampires only suck blood when they really want to and I just think that's a really awful development (along with all the other stupid little changes they made to various monster-types to make them more fuckable)

and kip JESUS CHRIST STOP READING THAT THING!

 

[moog]

and kip JESUS CHRIST STOP READING THAT THING!

 

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why lol
i guess these days they sparkle in sunlight and eat veggies XD

 

[Cruelty]

as far as i heard, this is projected to be the new harry potter. it even has one of the dudes from harry potter in the movie adaption.

to me this just looks like teenage girl fap-material. :hercule:


btw the southpark episode last night about this book was probably the only funny episode of this season so far.

 

[FlippyD]

I'm so fucking tired of vampire stories nowadays.

I HATE how all vampires and dhampnir have all the benefits of being a vampire with none of the side effects or they're bloodthirsty mindless monsters that take over Canada where noone gives a shit (and is ironic since Canada is run by werewolves as everybody knows.)

I wanna make a competent vampire story where everyone who's bitten has all of the SUCK parts of being a vampire (lol), but no cool powers. They live forever, but it'll be like having rabies, where you're still alive but you can constantly feel your body dying.

Then some goth kid comes up to you all like "lol, I wanna be a vampire too!" and then you sire them out of spite, and that'll be how vampires are born, pure malice and hatred towards all living things.

*rant rant brood*

 

[Mundane]

My school has its own little morning announcement entertainment bit on Thursdays and they were showing a congregation of Twilight bitches that they taped in the library. I was like, "Yeah, it's all girls." Then suddenly...I saw a gay ass black kid say, "I love Edward! Go Team Edward!" What the FUCK!? Really? kip? Was that you? How did you get on my Health class TV? Someone needs to write a vampire novel that actually stresses the fact that they are A). cold blood-thirsty killers and B). don't get into goofy teeny-bopper relationships with their food. kip, grow some balls and read a real book.

 

[mawk]

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GO TEAM EDWARD *streaks hair*

 

[Despain]

did you guys see the vampire episode of south park the other night imo it's entirely relevant

 

[Mundane]

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GO TEAM EDWARD *streaks hair*

Okay, nice start. Imagine this amount of gayness, in a light mocha skin tone, with a blue polo, short afro and dorky ass glasses on and you have that kid. I almost pissed my pants laughing. It truly woke me up at 8:00 in the morning.

EDIT: @Despain: No. When do they normally do the encore? I want to DVR and show to my sister who wants to GET INTO Twilight. Then call her dreams gay and all her little Twilightfag friends gay.

 

[FlippyD]

When do they normally do the encore?

I think the encore staaaaaaaaaaaaarts......

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saw the movie and though it was good although it had flaws by changing bits from the book

 

[Anonymous]

oh dude no

 

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i mean whats wrong with twilight here in canada its non existen or i think cause i never heard of it until i saw the trailer. so i don't get the point of all you guys saying dude no. its a romance book with a vampire albeit its not your typical vampire they dazzle you and shine in the sunlight no fangs but i dont think its really the point in twilight, twilight is about emotions bella at the start is annoying as hell and she changes throuth the book as most people do in life (the only thing that bugs me is her oppsession to becomme a vampire) edward looks like a stalker until you realise that his intention are good. and they fall in love is not ok?


oh and ive asked library and they told me that never really was a rager for getting the book not like hp

 

[mawk]

the book has character development? you've convinced me! I'm going to read it next to find out about this brave new literary tool.

 

[coyotecraft]

My friends invited me to come with them to see the movie. I know they like vampires/werewolfs and shows like Charmed and Buffy. I've seen the book series but I didn't realize it was a vampire love story and I didn't make the connection to the movie until I saw all the hype on TV.

There wasn't a lot of action, special effects, or romance in the movie. The only comedy came from witty banter that made the girls in the theater giggle.  I can't say it was a bad movie.

The trailers made it worth it. The dog wearing a mask in "the unborn" trailer was pretty creepy. And hearing the little girls in the front row scream was a good laugh.