T.V. Dinnah
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Our top news story at the moment. Just a few moments ago, something spectacular happened up on the forum upper section. Our lovely como made an extra edition to the twitter bar. More information soon.
And now our lovely Anne Kirk. "After a long walk to and from work, the last thing you want to find is your dog attacking your local neighbors. Young Inventor David vonBodon has a solution to this called board shuffling. "Board Shuffling is a great way to reduce dog attacks," states vonboden. Back to you Dinnah."
Our next story. Down at the local October Pumpkin Plastering Circus, a contest is underway. It seems that if you own a camera, you can take place in the 45th annual Picscavenger Hunt. Be there or be square.
This just in. A group of angry people has just formed outside the republic of HBGames. These people are identified as: curdle, RobinP, Lyric, and Mr_Smith. No arrests have been made thus far. Police are working with this new group to come up with some sort of compromise. We will get back to you shortly.
Local comedian Don Quitote unexpectedly dies from a serious heart-attack yesterday. It is stated that upon preforming his most famous bit, The Arks of Gladoria, he collapsed on stage. "It is just disappointing. I want my money back," says listener creatione.
A deadly infection has been spreading around the country as of late. Being dubbed "infection2010" more than 5000 people have contracted the virus. It is said that if you seem to being feeling sick, you should make an appointment with your doctor.
A new fad has been hitting the state, Ascension. Local meteorologist Bob Juberlee explains more. "Basically, teenagers are taking speakers and plugging themselves into electrical sockets, in order to obtain a 'low'. I dont know what this exactly is we are a meteorologist team why are you asking us?"
Autumn may be here, but is your local Autumn's River going to flow by near you. It is confirmed that if this does happen by chance, you will encounter a love. What is love. Beep.
A local gaming student by the names of which we have not obtained is selling informations about making games. So far, this strange occurrence has not had an effect on the local ecosystem and officials are letting it "ride out" until it disappears.
"Real-state may be at a all time low, but so are the prices," says expert Ven Tia. According to the census, the area of land per dollar is the lowest its ever been. You better put your bacon on it.
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