The Useless Powers Game

[Daxis]

the ability to make your dick smaller

EDIT: why the hell did i press quote?

 

[LiquidMetal91]

the ability to make people laugh at *knock-knock* jokes

 

[boon]

the power

to sit

and cry

manly tears

 

[regi]

the ability to ban every single member that does not comment on my games
ohwait >

 

[JoshieBoy]

The ability to know the answer to any question, but then immediately forget the answer.

 

[LiquidMetal91]

the ability to recreate pokemon

 

[Misery]

the ability to forget what your about to say

 

[Misery]

the ability to forget what your about to say

no wait better yet you could.......
i forgot

 

[Kingdom Ablaze]

the ablility to lose the girl of your dreams


....*MASTERED*

 

[JoshieBoy]

The ability to get the girl of Plague180's dreams. :D

 

[Kingdom Ablaze]

rofl!!!

the ability to see 5 seconds into the past

 

[regi]

the ability to see 1 second into the future

 

[boon]

the ability to see 1 second into the future

that's actually pretty useful

i.e. pulling away from a kiss you'd get slapped for

or just just avoiding a bullet

or getting out the way of an explosion in just enough time

etc

 

[mawk]

king midas' crutch

 

[bacon]

the power to catch them all

 

[regi]

the ability to see 1 second into the future

that's actually pretty useful

i.e. pulling away from a kiss you'd get slapped for

or just just avoiding a bullet

or getting out the way of an explosion in just enough time

etc

you'd need a pretty quick reaction time to actually dodge an explosion with a one-second warning :x
and unless your kisses last one second by the time you realize it'd be too late

 

[Glitchfinder]

The power to be illiterate.

 

[Daxis]

the ability to hear crank dat whereever you are

 

[boon]

the power to summon ten million fireflies

for two seconds before they all die on top of you