The Useless Powers Game

[Misery]

You post Stupid Superpowers
Such as Being able to manifest a TV under your arm Or Being able to make the Girl of your dreams fall madly in love with you, but you turn gay
And finally The power to kill yourself, but only once
Easy No?
Now you Try

 

[Ellie]

X-Ray Charles Vision.

 

[psiclone]

the ability to turn myself black

 

[Ellie]

X-Ray Mears Vision

 

[mawk]

teeth empathy

 

[Ellie]

X-Ray Quinn Vision

 

[Daxis]

the ability to hold jump really really really high...... just not a smart thing to do.

 

[boon]

The power to dance; but only doing the dance move 'Chernobyll Child'.

 

[Daxis]

the ability to move at supersonic speeds

 

[Ellie]

X-Ray Man Vision

 

[Venetia]

the ability to keep pairing the word 'ray' with everything and then adding 'x-' in front of it

 

[Daxis]

the ability to post shit on forums and get away with it

 

[Jason]

X-Ray Charles Vision.

I'm sorry, but this is the best thing you have posted in a long long time.

 

[Misery]

I would tell whyatt to stop with the ray thing but eventually he will run out of rays
Power: The ablity to become a dead fish at will

 

[boon]

The ability to biff people on the nose.

 

[mawk]

solid steak

 

[psiclone]

power to be a mod on an rpgmaker website

 

[mawk]

power to go "touché"

 

[boon]

power to Laugh Out Loud, Roll On the Floor Laughing, Piss My Self Laughing and Laugh My Ass Off...

at the same time. :mawk:

 

[Daxis]

the power to live without common sense

oh right