The Sports Thread

[Ellie]

Generally I didn't used to care about sports, but footie has given me and my Dad something to talk about on Weekends. I now follow the Wolves and am happy when they win / angry when they lose; I cared about their relegation triumph, and I laughed at Tottenham both times.

Do you play sports? Watch sports?

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[bashful crobat]

sport?

what's that?

 

[Ellie]

I think its when two guys love another

 

[Ludicus]

I only like chess. Does it count?

 

[No ID]

I'm black so I'm am programmed to play sports. Really there was nothing else to do growing up but play sports, or get into trouble. My favorite sport is American Football, I love the shit. If I had to choose between playing scoring a touchdown in a NFL game, and sex having sex with Alicia Keys, I'd pick the first one in a heartbeat. (no homo).

I always played basketball growing up. I played for a community college and I always play in city leagues. I stay in shape because of the massive cardio workout I get from practicing so I don't get into weight lifting or anything. I played soccer in high school and was all state my sophomore year but I quit becasue I only did it for basketball training purposes.

I watch basketball, football, and baseball (only the playoffs, Phillies). As for all the other sports, I'll see the highlights on sportscenter.

oh and GO FLYERS. I always wanted to play Hockey but I'm black so...

 

[Daxis]

If I had to choose between playing scoring a touchdown in a NFL game, and sex having sex with Alicia Keys, I'd pick the first one in a heartbeat. (no homo).

too late dude, wtf too late. if I had to choose scoring a touchdown in a nfl game, or having sex with alicia keys, I'd be doing alicia keys while running down the football field(the ball would be stuck in some orifice somewhere). THAT's the right answer.

No seriously, though, sports never interested me too much. the only sport that would have moderately peaked my interest would be a swimming competition with michael phelps in it, or real live gladiator tournaments(cuase, you know, shit actually mattered there)

I do tennis, badminton(gay tennis basically), and soccer, and cannot swim to save my live.(that's a test and proven fact) I also know a bit of stave wielding and usage from my dad, and although I suck at the game, I can bat a ball in baseball surprisingly well(can't run for shit though- always get outed for some reason)

 

[OrbitDuke]

I play, tennis, and golf sometimes. I'm on week 2 of P90X (shit is brutal but awesome) and I do sports commentary for radio....mostly just baseball and football.
Edit: Oh, and I do kosho ryu kempo for martial arts for the past 5 years.

 

[Ellie]

I hated playing sports in school, till we started Rugby (though without the rule book :box: ). That was a good sport. We broke a lot of limbs (though not our own :box: ) there. Found it too late though, like a few months before leaving :|. It's good being the weak, lanky guy who nobody bothers with.

Hockey was alright but we played silly rules such as sticks can't leave the ground, and the puck was plastic :|.

Uh... swimming was cool but I couldn't swim very well and deffo couldn't dive. In the end the school gave in and bumped everyone up to Orange certificate. Nice bit of fraud there, we can now all save lives and shit because it led us to get Bronzes ~

 

[Cryranos]

If I had any athletic talent I would run track.

Shirtless runners = :fap:

I'm such a queer.

Too bad I can barely run a 15-minute mile.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

I think the only sports I'm kinda good at are swimming and skiing. My mom was an avid swimmer when she was younger, and she actually had a chance to go to the Olympics if she wanted to! So ever since I was young I've done a lot of swimming. Not so much now but I still consider myself a strong swimmer and can do a good 500 metres without a problem. I've got my Bronze Cross and Medallion (certifications for water rescue) and could go for lifeguard certification if I wanted to.

Skiing I'm alright at but since it's so rare I get to hit the slopes I don't get much opportunity to practice. The closest thing to a ski resort nearme is an hour and a half away and is essentially a large hill with a ski lift. I've gone skiing twice in Quebec though, and I managed to go down a double black diamond run in Quebec without falling. Oh yeah. :blank:

Hockey's a popular sport around my town but I'm horrendous at it. I suck at pretty much every team sport, actually!