one of these
okay they are SUPER lazy yes but
well they are really fucking good
like in the morning i am usually running out the door and if i can't have a thing for lunch that i can grab & take in <20 seconds then i will easily opt to just not eat that day.
NO i dont ever remember to pre-prepare food the night before
NO i dont want anything more substantial than 300 calories
NO i dont want anything i have to microwave/heat up
NO i dont want anything smelly or crunchy to bother coworkers
NO i dont like stale or soggy bread
YES, this is the perfect lunch for both children, and extremely neurotic women who work in quiet offices that like to eat at their desk and don't usually like eating meals that are very big because they just don't get that hungry