The Lost Virginity Topic

[Venetia]

no thank god i would have hit them and left with all their money


well i did anyway but i left them a few bucks for bus fare

 

[e]

quite the dickless man venedia. you and gratheo should exchange bodies.

 

[Kraft]

lol, lame wyatt.

Laugh at me, but it is true.  See if I cares.

 

[Venetia]

quite the dickless man venedia. you and gratheo should exchange bodies.

maybe not for 6 years, i dont want to be pre-drinking age ever again if i can help it

 

[psiclone]

Did someone mention squirters? They're so hot. Watching the vagina contract and expel that liquid goodness.. mmmm.

 

[Venetia]

oh god :X yearg
i gotta stop checking this thread

 

[Diegoale2000]

OoH, my first squirting partner scared the shit outta me. she didn't even warn me. it was all over o_o
I was grossed out for like 10 seconds then i felt hot again.

 

[e]

i thought gratheo was older than that

 

[FlippyD]

I remember my first squirter.

 

[e]

I prefer the staff meeting video. But that's just me.

 

[Rare]

lmao, this topic should be called the lie about having sex topic

for me i lost mine with this girl i was dating for a year i guess you could call it going out

no special fake story sorry

 

[e]

only ixis lies, and thats because he was abused by two large anthropomorphic, tango dancing bananas in pajamas.

and no. not as a child. he was just abused. and abused. and re-abused, abusively in an abusive manner.

 

[FlippyD]

only ixis lies, and thats because he was abused by two large anthropomorphic, tango dancing bananas in pajamas.

and no. not as a child. he was just abused. and abused. and re-abused, abusively in an abusive manner.

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYBODY!!

Now I feel bad for giving you mein virginity :<

 

[e]

i...i thought...i thought you'd liked it

 

[Anski]

he was abused by two large anthropomorphic, tango dancing bananas in pajamas.

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Did someone say childhood fear?

 

[e]

:scream:

 

[Makasu]

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in that case then yeah kid SHES PREGNANT FUCK!!!!!!!!! also you have aids because having unprotected sex will always end in aids.

Lol stupid Makasu.

He used to think that. Thats why he never had unprotected sex. What a douche.

 

[e]

your reply made no sense

 

[alexis]

way to stay on topic guys

 

[FlippyD]

EDIT: *pic removed*

this isn't the picture topic >_>;;

But still Alexis, you helped escalate the discussion by making a one-sentence post of your disdain for female ejaculations of the pressurized variety. You should've known full well us men are easily distracted by such talk. 1 penance for this outburst.