The Lost Virginity Topic

[Makasu]

V whats the 5th base? I must get there. All your bases are belong to us!
And damn with your husband? Thats love right there. :]

@Guitar: the fact that you said it was a true story kinda gives reason to doubt. :/ not to knock on your thing or anything but yeah...

BUT seeing as how it was a threesome at 13 I guess its believeable. You're a lucky bastard. Indian chicks are pretty. Well not the really dark ones....

 

[Venetia]

V whats the 5th base?

thats why it's a secret.........

And damn with your husband? Thats love right there. :]

well I should clarify he's the first GUY I got off with. First GIRL I got off with was a year before, we were in an alley behind a movie theatre (i think it was a movie theatre, we didn't go inside or anything). that was also one of the best sexual experiences i've ever had (probably because I'm a closet voyeur idk)

 

[guitarshredderj]

@Guitar: the fact that you said it was a true story kinda gives reason to doubt. :/ not to knock on your thing or anything but yeah...

I only said that because everyone I've ever told that to, except for couple friends didn't believe me. It's just the fact that I was so young, and it was with 2 girls. Like you said yourself, you doubted it a little...That's why I started it out like that.  :lol:

BUT seeing as how it was a threesome at 13 I guess its believeable. You're a lucky bastard. Indian chicks are pretty. Well not the really dark ones....

And yeah, I agree with you there. They were both half, because there mom was Indian, but Maurice is white, so they were light Indian. Yay for me! lol

 

[mawk]

hi jbrist

 

[Zelfouz]

It was last summer. I was (and still am) 19. A friend of a friend was visiting, and the three of us went on a picnic the night she arrived, and there was lots of joking and lulz to be had, including a humurous discussion about using reverse psychology to get sex. I took her hand and said "Martine. I don't want to have sex with you. I'm sorry, I know how much you want it, but I don't." and then everyone laughed. It was p/funny.

Anyway the next day we spent the day outside eatting jam and bread in the sun and got horrible sunburns. In the evening I went and hung out with someone else entirely who went all motherly like and said "you have a sunburn!! YOU MUST TAKE THIS ALOE LEAF" so I did and I had some aloe then.

Then later just before I was about to go to bed and was naked under my bathrobe and there was a knocking on my door and it was her. So we sat and chatted (I was still naked under my bathrobe) for several hours, gradually moving closer to eachother on my bed. Also, at this point I thought she was a lesbian since she talked about her recent 3 year relationship with another woman. Anyway, we noted eachothers sunburns and I was like "hey I got some aloe why don't we use it" so she took off her shirt (no bra underneath) and I thought "oh she's just really comfortable with herself. She's a lesbian so this doesn't mean anything" and I rubbed aloe all over her body. Then she put my hand on her boob and I thought "oh, this is just platonic. She's a lesbian so it can't be sexual". Then she noticed my erect penis and grabbed it, and that was when I started to get suspicious. Then we did it. The end.

 

[alexis]

i hate that i heard that story as it had just happened
i need a life

 

[Zelfouz]

yeah the first thing I did afterwards was tell everyone in #slackdev

 

[Despain]

ugh cool stories like that make me want to remember mine. i don't even know where it was like if it was at her house or mine or anyting like that. i just know i was 15 and didn't really care too much because it wasnt particularly amazing and i think i masturbated afterward.

 

[Speedpaws]

Yeah, so I decided to edit this post now, because I think it would be best :P But yeah. I guess this whole topic just goes to show that everyone has a messed up life. :P

 

[Venetia]

:x

 

[Despain]

:x

don't make posts that consist of only a single emoticon

 

[Makasu]

yeah the first thing I did afterwards was tell everyone in #slackdev

XD you story was full of epic win. :] congrats on that.

i hate that i heard that story as it had just happened
i need a life

Either
-Get a box for hire
-Get a black guy.

Nuff said.

Des doesn't remember his first time because he's to much of a bad ass. Hahaha but why'd you masturbate afterwards? XD

Speedpaw has an interesting story. So does that make you gay or are you attracted to females?

I wish a girl would rape me.

 

[Ellie]

I don't have a virginity story to tell, but the first time I did anything close to that was when I was taking a bath, and I leaned forwards to turn on the hot tap for some reason, and realised I could go a bit further. So I just bent over and imagined I was a girl giving a guy head for some reason. I was in the bath a while that day. Good times.

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

And that is why this topic will never close.

 

[Makasu]

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[Calibre]

The first time I sinned and disrespected the mighty lord was boring / standard / in a bed / terrible / heterosexual / didnt involve rape / didnt involve a family member / was with a partner / resulted in premature ejaculation. 

If we make a new thread for "How is your sexlife now?" I can just quote this.

 

[alexis]

calibre we can change this
it'll benefit both of us!

 

[Speedpaws]

Haha Makasu, I love girls. Haha. I'm straight. When I was younger I was confused about my sexuality, but that was because I had been raped a lot by those two losers. But believe me, I figured out girls are the ultimate source of amazingness.

 

[Calibre]

calibre we can change this
it'll benefit both of us!

If premature ejaculation does it for you then lets change it.

 

[Dissonance]

But believe me, I figured out girls are the ultimate source of amazingness.

no we're not

enjoy your period farts and "i'm a princess treat me like one" additudes