The Storyteller
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What do a woman and a turtle have in common?
If they are on their back, their screwed.
If they are on their back, their screwed.
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A black family goes to the circus to see the well, circus. They get stuck sitting next to the elephant pin. The father walks off to get some popcorn and the little boy asks his mom a question.
'Mommy what it that big thing on the elephant?'
'His trunk'
'No the thing in the back'
'His tail'
'No, underneath.'
'Oh. That is nothing'
So the dad gets back and the mom goes to the bathroom, and the little boy asks his dad.
'Daddy what it that big thing on the elephant?'
'His trunk'
'No the thing in the back'
'His tail'
'No, underneath.'
'Oh. That is his penis'
'Well when I asked mommy she said it was nothing'
'Son, I have spoiled that woman.'
'Mommy what it that big thing on the elephant?'
'His trunk'
'No the thing in the back'
'His tail'
'No, underneath.'
'Oh. That is nothing'
So the dad gets back and the mom goes to the bathroom, and the little boy asks his dad.
'Daddy what it that big thing on the elephant?'
'His trunk'
'No the thing in the back'
'His tail'
'No, underneath.'
'Oh. That is his penis'
'Well when I asked mommy she said it was nothing'
'Son, I have spoiled that woman.'
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